Sending hugs. XHi Sofa,
Just in case you happen to read this (I know you don't come by often), I don't got this. I don't know where to start;
- broke down last night as kid was in full terrible twos mode all day yesterday and took 2 hrs to settle when we took her to bed. (She's newly in a toddler bed so can (and will) get out unless we stay with her until she sleeps
- I got bugger all sleep last night and my day started at 6.30am today and finishes after 10pm as doing an evening class. I've still got prep to do for that as well as a zoom meeting I'm running tomorrow.
- TV is parenting the child otherwise the moment I turn my back she's eating banana skins. I've put educational stuff on in an effort to feel less tit.
- house is a mess and don't know where to start
-husband does a little thing called work
-but is eff all use around the house and struggles with girl sometimes.
So once again Sofa, stick that Mental Health TED talk where the sun don't shine.
Now that that is out my system, I'm off to get some coffee
Edit: husband now in massive mood as made silly and quite serious error at work yesterday, attention likely affected by mine and toddler's simultaneous meltdowns outside his door
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Your Grandad sounds exactly like my MIL. She just loves a day out in hospital. Even better when she's taken there by ambulance (yes, the same MIL who I mentioned last night once called an ambulance because she was constipated!)Yep, like my grandad. Once told us he was having problems with his fallopian tubes... Yeah the problem is you're a man and you don't have any FFS! He also apparently held the wires for the surgeon inserting his pacemaker and said surgeon made him a DVD of the operation to watch back. Writing this out, I'm realising how mental he actually is!!!
He's obsessed with google diagnoses, he's had/got everything and a hospital appt is an entire day out. My nan and him do a dry run and then have a picnic in the carpark. Sad twats.
I'd love this x-ray vision Hinch has now got. Would be super useful
Apparently she can't have a general anesthetic ever again because last time she 'nearly died'. Can't ever have dye injected because last time she 'nearly died' and allegedly lost 8 GALLONS of blood giving birth.
She wasn't too happy when I pointed out that the human body doesn't have much more than 8 PINTS of blood in it in the first place.
I should have guessed you'd have the scoop , good man ShadyThat was me haha they were on google reviews I think. I’ll try and find them. Saying how rude and stuck up she wasand how she does tit arrangements lmao
Believe me I’ve thought about it but I’ve got a hubby I adore and 3 kids and it’s not fair in any of them really. I’ve been a Hinchliffe far longer than this moron ever has and ever will be if she keeps giving him the finger on her storiesOh you poor thing, I'd revert to my maiden name if I were you
MHMMDI was full of little girls dressing as this twunt
Yep, that's the one.
Loooool I was furious that I didn’t receive mine. They arrived about a week ago. I used mine to deep clean my washing machine as I read online their really good for that. You or anyone else can correct me if I’m shouldn’t be doing that lol.Guyyzzz do you remember the free fairy dishwasher tabs she was flogging? I wonder whether it was because we were mentioning it here that they never arrived but I got mine today. When it came through the post box, I just felt this bad Grinch energy entering the house and immediately I felt sooo dirty
Guyzzzzz what I’d actually like to do is steal your ideas to make me look like an expert when I’m actually a bleep 
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Bloody threadbare clothing! Hope it's not her #iworkwithtesco best bits that have dissolved in the washJimmers in the background just looks like a broken man, he constantly looks like he's wondering how the duck did it come to this?!
He actually walks hunched over like an old person, his aging is accelerating the longer he's around her
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I think a lot of her followers are probably single parents or are regularly in toxic relationships. I'm definitely NOT making sweeping generalisations here about single parents before anyone @s me, but I think she probably has a lot of followers that have dealt with a lot of s*** partners who have been cheated on or left to parent alone who probably think that is an acceptable and humorous way to treat someone else because of their own experiences completely disregarding the fact that this was a dream, part of the huge big fantasy land that she lives in, evidenced by all the untruths. It may be funny as an in joke between them, but not broadcast to the world (well the world's bots anyway!). I'm not his biggest fan, definitely think he is very involved in fleecing the followers, and he could have made sure his son's privacy (and future child) was protected, so struggling with sympathy normally, but that is just degrading and completely classless. (Although maybe he agreed to it all being shared and is also playing along...).
As for her suddenly being terrified of Covid...Well suppose her little 'village' was suddenly a hotspot, but I think the pregnancy may be driving that fear (and well announcing it will have all her followers who have given birth in the past year rushing to comfort her and increase engagement). At the point she likely got pregnant, things appeared to be getting better, restrictions being lifted, and obviously there were huge campaigns to loosen restrictions around Maternity care which was successful and was to be at the discretion of each Trust after their own risk assessments. I believe she was naive enough to not understand that a respiratory virus was always going to come back with a vengeance over winter months, and that history has shown us that global pandemics typically don't just last a few months, so now suddenly she is faced with the very real prospect of having to give birth with very tight restrictions (although hopefully this means she is sensible enough not be counting smarties as no one will get to sit all day with her this time round). I don't think it has affected her up until this point. Her life didn't change much (if she wants us to be believe her life pre-2020 as it still seemed as home-based and dull then) and she still seemed to be meeting with family and shopping as it pleased her. I don't believe she had huge intentions of doing many groups and classes with Ronnie even without the pandemic, so again, didn't impact her. My SIL and friends have been doing online zoom sensory classes and made an effort to go to anything they could when restrictions were looser, they were all options for her. I genuinely believe she is terrified of it now, but not of the virus itself otherwise she'd be following the rules and not constantly flouting them, but for everyone else also breaking rules even just slightly around the area meaning that the tightest rules may apply for a while yet and be slower to relax in hospitals.
I just ran off to Twitter and found the tweet. I edited it so the users name can’t be seen. I reckon she’s a fellow tattler loool.
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Just looked it up it’s 6 minutes drive from her house
I love weetabix mini with chocolate or banana.home bargains literally had none wtf are her sheep now even eating what their mother ewe eats
Wouldn’t blame Jamie if he was cheating and tellin you lies hen
Just parking this here as @IrishCatlady would say 
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Oh no. Hopw you're not feeling too crap my lovely. I'm with you on leaving influencers in 2020 with the rest of the shite
I am trying to figure out what on earth all this recording is about...the ideas they keep asking people for are such a mixed selection, that i have no idea!
Having had one in the past I can 100% confirm thisI imagine her to run like a Doberman. They have zero coordination
I do this with lemons and I'm not even pregnant Bloody deliciousWhen I was pregnant with my eldest I used to creep down and suck on limes at 3am
feel free to use that one hinch if you want
I try not to do it often as I know how bad it is for your teeth!
Mum guilt... oh duck of you absolute tool
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