Mrs Hinch #276 Ma is fighting Soph's battle want to know what's going on? Check out Tattle

[Blue1989]

Your name makes me giggle so much!

my little girl is Bing obsessed and he drives me bonkers.

also tattlers I may have sinned, I have written a list of jobs to do... in a notepad with a pink sparkly gel pen as that’s the only one I could find and I cleaned my shark filter out because I was slightly intrigued to see the state of it after watching her story

do I get to stay?

My daughter is obsessed with the whiny little runt too
I reckon you're safe, did you give the shark a bath? If you did you may be entering Hinch territory

 

[Spinmum]

Also....Root Paul’s Drag Race....pun of the day, youre welcome

This has to be somewhere in the next thread title surely

 

[I wud like sum tea]

Have her n SS not Ended their stories identical to each other........sad !!!!!

 

[mammaof3]

Just the meandering thoughts of an old c*** ,but could today's performance have been a pre-record?

Fanny - if you mean the video radio show, it's from 9th Oct x

 

[TumericStinks]

Jaymeee in the garden playing football with Ronnie. Just caught him as the video ended at least Ronnie has one interested parent.

Also where’s the pergola?

 

[Autumnwitchxo]

I'd be super pissed if my hairdresser left my roots looking that bad after a couple of weeks or is this a post from ages ago.. .

Tbf hairdressers can't control how fast her hair grows

 

[I just nosey]

I see that the florist has been to Jonathan Ross this morning. Thought that the van load looked to colourful for grinch

I might be mistaken but I think Jonathan Ross lives in North London not Essex

 

[HereForTheComments456]

Gasp. The Zoflora is back

 

[Behelzabobs]

Evening all,

Look closely at the grass on the grid post I think it’s photoshopped View attachment 318135

Omg I was thinking that as if someone has coloured it in
Ooh bit like her painting by numbers masterpiece, wonder if she did it, you know what wiv her being an artist now

 

[HinchesSousChef]

On Inch’s stories

Yeah but they also said they didn’t buy an Audi

 

[mumazzz baps]

Surely zo-flo (and that ridiculous amount) would f**k up your washing machine. My husband would think I had lost my mind if he ever saw me do that

 

[Loopy83]

Make today count?!! Oh f off Soph.

 

[Jenzo]

My prediction came true, thank you God.

Make today count - towards what? You patronising twonk.

Hopefully your sheep will realise you are a lazy bastard.
View attachment 317506

She needs to make today count! Urh

 

[Yorkgirl20]

I must say for all the time we've had to wait for the playhouse reveal its pretty naff and disappointing. Considering the effort that went into the Per-Go-la its a bit of a half arsed job and not the most inspiring for a small child.

That’s because it’s not for princess sophie! If it’s not for her or about her she sulks. She’s the queen and the Jamie, Ronnie and Henry are just props to her. It’s funny this playhouse only appeared when people stated Ronnie didn’t have anything in the garden.

 

[Henny Penny]

Evening all,

Look closely at the grass on the grid post I think it’s photoshopped View attachment 318135

Agree. I’m not photo shop expert but those two bits are identical and that bit going up to the right of the door looks weird - can’t stop looking at it now

 

[Therealist]

Hmmm.She keeps getting mentioned but I guess she could cry off?
The rest of the prog seems too intelligent for her cackle imho.
I think everyone needs to listen to this one-loads of audience participation.

Put a link up of the show if you can, I really hope she gets more questions like jsp’s

 

[Whatsthecraic1985]

It shouldn’t be that rooty after 2 weeks, hair grows an inch a month not 7 inches a fortnight

She has a root drag. It’s the style

 

[Whatsthecraic1985]

Baffled

It’s not root drag when she makes a point of going to the salon and having her roots completely lightened to match the rest of her head, but cheers for that, I’ve haven’t had a cut and colour since last Christmas thanks to covid so if anyone asks now I haven’t got more roots than Sherwood Forest, I now have root drag!

im a hairdresser and can confirm that she 100% has a root drag. But thanks for that.

 

[mammaof3]

New thread guyss so go park your arses there xxx

Mrs Hinch #277 Simmer down Jamie Montessori.

The consensus is to name the thread - Simmer down Jamie Montessori. Thanks to @tippingpoint. In blue are direct links to those posts Last thread catch up. Friday No fresh ‘n’ up Friday again, then she announces the day off, but make it count!! Coincidently SS has a day off too, Saturday 2...

tattle.life

 

[DoodlePoodle]

The bit with the dog and kid on the seat looking out the window this morning seems to be gone, I wonder is it because the car was spotted or is it because the dogs dangly bit were all over the seat or because the kid was in a precarious situation ???

If someone has a few minutes could they give a brief on the Audi situation please. I missed all that drama

I was going to type it out but remembered @mammaof3 had it all in the wiki. Go to the 1 st page of this thread and it’s all there. Enjoy! Hope that helps