Mrs Hinch #261 late night blow dry for the nest, hoping for a different blow is mr vest

[Therealist]

Who says 'appy burfday back when it's said to you? Thats right - Inch does.

He looks worn out, doesn’t know wether he’s coming or going so randomly says happy birthday to himself
How people can message her saying that thought he was 30 is an outright lie. This insta game is doing him no favours

 

[bellinibobble]

I have sinned and googled her smore kit as my kids would love it for Christmas. However, I’m far too tight fisted to spend £24 on a few biscuits and marshmallows so a quick google search reveals you can cheat and use chocolate digestives with marshmallows. I might really push the boat out, buy the Mcvities ones and stick it all in a shoe box. Surely it will look just as special and classy (in my heart of hearts I know it won’t).

It’s never £24? more money than sense.

I’ve made s’mores many a time with marshmallows and chocolate digestives over the bbq.. can’t beat them

 

[under the ivy]

Dirtday?

 

[oczymlody]

Not been the birthday she wanted for him!

We stopped celebrating when we were 21 soph!

Literally couldn’t give a tit about mine

 

[BridgewaterMAD]

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No mask in a shopping center. What a bellend.

Can't unsee

What a lard arse bigger than kimmyks that booty is

 

[watermelon sugar]

The face you pull when you want to go in the garage with your resistance bands but your wife is making you piss about with smores

 

[allforthegram]

The latest grid caption has one thing in common...

ME , MY, I

all about Soph hun

 

[justheretobrowse]

The shoulders are out
Bloody el, she’s gonna pop someone’s eyes out with them collor bones

 

[Eat more cake]

Again how can people compare him to Tom Hardy .
Inch is just such a non man. Nothing remotely charismatic or attractive in him to all of us. At least Soph found some hidden gem in him. Saves two other souls being stuck with either one of them.

 

[Georgethecat]

Maybe Inch has put on inches and can’t fit in any smart trousers....

 

[Diddy88]

I find it really sad that they didn't sing happy birthday with ronnie there and blow the candles out and let him have a bit of cake. I'm guessing he's in bed and they are having the feast together. Poor Ron.

 

[Marmaladeapricot]

As someone pointed out earlier, he’s turning into Hitler he’s got his moustache

 

[Jenniet]

Yeah of course she had to cancel her night away!!!! And as if people haven’t heard of the website not on the high street!!

 

[Cupcakery]

He looks like he has really big nostrils when its actually his shite attempt at a tash!

 

[watermelon sugar]

'I wanted a shag and all I get are these crappy smores'

 

[allforthegram]

Oh my Christ duck off inch I’m now a VIP!
How did this happen to little old me? Who’s gifting me an overpriced biscuit and marshmallow box??
ATV fellow trolls, couldn’t of done this without you xxxxxx

 

[Eat more cake]

Did Henry take the photo?

 

[GossipBug]

I wonder if she would have let him out with his mates if we weren't in the middle of restrictions. I wonder if he has any friends left. I wonder if his old friends have their own WhatsApp group they use to laugh about how whipped his arse is.

 

[GlasgowGirl72]

Mate. Dress your bloody age. This looks ridiculous.

He looks like he has nail polish on too!!!!

 

[calmyourritas]

He’s trying to show us his arm muscles hahaha

Pop-eye you ain’t Vesty