Mrs Hinch #261 late night blow dry for the nest, hoping for a different blow is mr vest

[Handsomezz]

The cling on niece knowing that her auntie is gonna look like a plasterers radio.

 

[watermelon sugar]

Couldn't think of anything worse than shagging Jamie if there's one reason I feel sorry for Grinch - its that she's got to get rattled by him

 

[Macmama]

Imagine being worried about how your toddler behaves at a restaurant when your husband is sat there looking like Primark’s answer to Biff from Back to the Future.

 

[Welshie]

Okay you tattle troll bastar*s, who is this because you have just finished me off

loudaaaaaaa

 

[Giggling Squid]

As a Colin connoisseur, she’s a liar. That’s a Tesco Curly not a Colin.

 

[PickledOnion]

Jamie’s new trainers...

 

[Lreb88]

What is she shy about?
You get shy with your first boyfriend when you’re 15 not when you’re a bloody married woman with a child.
Why does she try and pretend like she’s the Virgin Mary, it’s so weird and makes Inch look like even more of a pervert.

 

[Moira Roses Bebe]

Why has he lit candles in the bathroom but not run a bath??
If she's having a bath then why bother having a blow dry, it's gonna frizz straight up, if she's not having one why light 400 bloody candles in there?!

 

[Tootle Pip Wiz]

Happy 1st Tattle birthday to meeeeee!


Exactly 1 year ago today I joined this wonderful forum after thinking something was off with Hinch when she posted about paying for someone's shopping in the supermarket as the lady was short of money.
Something didn't add up so I Googled to see if I could find any thing on the old 'net.
Turned up nothing. Zilch.
Apart from Tattle.
And the rest is history as they say!!!!
My eyes have well and truly been fucking opened over the last year of reading on here! She's such a devious, narcissistic, self centered snake who manipulates her blind shoppers.
So glad I found you horrible lot. We are all strangers and appear anonymous but I've feel I've formed some great friendships on here and the banter we have is unreal. And of course we support each other when we are down, having a shit day or just open up about our struggles.

I thank each and every one of you for being so amazing! We truly are the best, friendliest group of trolls anyone could ever meet.

Fuck you Grinch!

 

[CoolMom]

Guyz my toddlers are being really needy and annoying this morning so I tried going to my safe spots behind the curtain and on the sofa but they still managed to find me! What am I doing wrong? Zoph assured me they are perfect hiding places!

 

[allforthegram]

The thought of Inch makes my vagina close up what sickening montage are we expecting today? Wedding pictures? Worlds best dad? Your my rock?

 

[Mejustme]

I bet inch has woken up all excited hoping he's got a brand new Kappa dropped crotch twin set

 

[Justanoseycow]

Looks like they've just been to pick him up from HMP Chelmsford

 

[Fluffy20]

Is it too early for a new thread suggestion?
Waffles in a waffle maker, will wonders never cease?
Vesty spent his birthday looking like he was out on day release.

 

[DoodlePoodle]

Oh god I just had a horrible thought....

We’ll be treated to a “changing the sheets” montage today

 

[amyossai]

Oh my goodness..that video was sick making!! Imagine him laid spread eagle on the bed 'come to Daddaz'

 

[Doodlebug71]

Wonder how old Freda feels about her daughter getting set up for a sexxxxy night. How cringeworthy is that telling the whole world he’s after a bit of nookie. Hope she turns him down lolololol

Old ma barker would have been right there guiding it in for bug boy if that makes sense.

 

[What's the craic Jack]

Unseen pic of Soph and Jamies episode of My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding

We could make our own Hinch wedding album, I'll throw this one in again!

 

[HinchesSousChef]

One thing really bugging me about that bath is the sheer waste of tea lights. I’d be livid if my partner wasted all my tea lights like that. They are for me wax melts and nothing else. Got it???

 

[DoodlePoodle]

Goood Morning next level croissants and Megans (and Lauras now, apparently!)

Holy Mother of Minky WHAT did I just watch?! I’m never having sex again. That’s it. Put off for life. Better get Mr Doodle some resistance bands on Prime quicksmart

Cue Hunchers lurking here thinking “Awwww but they’re #couplegoals” and that, obviously, we’re all jus jealous (see what I did there?)

Not sure I can cope with Inch posting his adoring messages today. Because there are people out there dumb enough to say “but you look so much younger than 42” (or however old he is - I don’t really care!)

Hold onto your gussets folks. It’s going to be a bumpy ride today!