Especially with all that Botox in her faceWould expect no less from him , making dirty old man jokes about it being his birthday. I have a feeling that a blozza is a once a year event for poor jamie
Mrs Hinch #261 late night blow dry for the nest, hoping for a different blow is mr vest
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Can't find who said it earlier that she reminded them of the White Chicks with the clips, its uncanny. The other one is Iggy Azalea whoever she is.
Nobody bothered to GIFT Jamie a cakeBeing relatable with a Colin..... That was an emergency stop to get cos no one bothered to make Jamie a cake!
that’s not even Colin, that’s a tesco curly 
Just seen a post on FB about plod breaking into your house and ruining Christmas Dinner if you break lockdown rules - imagine Soph, with all the fambo round, hired servants to bring Fredas car crash Aunt Bessie roast out the drive thru kitchen. Ma getting arrested after shes about to devour one of Sophs brussel sprout concoctions, Jamie coming out the garage with his resistance bands wondering what all the fuss is about, Ronnie knocking over the 4th Christmas tree, Henry shitting in the sleepers, Pa asleep on the couch thinking why am I related to this lot
I’m sorry I’m duchess of Cambridge guyzzzz but had to do this thing called work today, was sooooo long don’t know how hinchy winchy eyebrows spider does it!
THE ACTUAL STATE OF INCH, he did not go out looking like that!!??? He looks like a convict on day release..... we look I guess he is in someways...
THE ACTUAL STATE OF INCH, he did not go out looking like that!!??? He looks like a convict on day release..... we look I guess he is in someways...
As a Colin connoisseur, she’s a liar. That’s a Tesco Curly not a Colin.
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THATS NOT COLIN!!! Ffs can't she do anything right 
I bet Jareth still takes Tuftiano Ronaldo for the night so those two pricks can have their toasted marshmallows and watch Beauty and the Beast. Restrictions don't apply to them as we know. Honest to God, she's so childish, these are the sort of things I do with my little girl or I would have done at a teenage sleepover whilst watching Mean Girls and sneaking a bit of Watermelon Bacardi Breezer behind my mum's back.
Hahaha saying you don’t have to get naked don’t worry guyzzzzzz
She’s definitely had a tattle catch up about last nights antics, she hasn’t read her since 2019 though ATV soph
She’s definitely had a tattle catch up about last nights antics, she hasn’t read her since 2019 though ATV soph
The niece pretending she's not gutted that her millionaire auntie only got her a fiver's worth of tit from Poundland
Christ Almighty! Did Vest really go out for lunch in prison issue fatigues? what a clip! I'm beginning to think he's never had any decent clothes on his back since the Big Fat Gypsy Wedding! I really hope Ronnie has thrown a spectacular tantrum in the restaurant/cafe, throwing his books off the table and glowering at the twit in the hat masquerading as his mother!
what a clip! I'm beginning to think he's never had any decent clothes on his back since the Big Fat Gypsy Wedding! I really hope Ronnie has thrown a spectacular tantrum in the restaurant/cafe, throwing his books off the table and glowering at the twit in the hat masquerading as his mother! Today guyyyss my Mum phoned me and said if I have a girl next she wants me to call it FREDA. How I laughed
How I laughedWell thank duck for that. I'm still recovering from last night's traumaHahaha saying you don’t have to get naked don’t worry guyzzzzzz
She’s definitely had a tattle catch up about last nights antics, she hasn’t read her since 2019 though ATV soph
Now that I would pay to see
He'd rather have a 4 pack of Tyske and a wank.MarSCHHHHHHmallows
Bet Jamie is hating his birthday. I know I would be.
But it’s ok because he can make his own marrshhhmallow shmores over a tea light. The excitement is tangible!! She is so childish. He’s in his forties FFS
Whose teeth is she wearing today? She tries to enunciate (big word for a Wednesday) but she just makes a hash out of it. She needs a My Fair Lady makeover.
MONTAGE!!!Would you rather...
A) Two man team and montage playing every morning for the rest of your life
B) Hear Jamie’s sex voice and giggle every day for the rest of your life
GIVE ME THE bleeping MONTAGE!!!
What does she bleeping look like? Proper reckons herself doesn’t she?
Soph, Stevie Nicks called! She wants her hat back
Soph, Stevie Nicks called! She wants her hat back
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