Henry the pumpkin stinccchhhs you can just tell looking at him if that makes sense guyzzz
Mrs Hinch #260 Sing a song of Hinchy, a pocket full of lies. £24,000 baked in a pie
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It's like the eyebrow scene in the King Gary sitcom.
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“half a pound of chocolate orange, twenty tons of jus roll, Henry’s gonna bite your son, we warned you say the nice trolls“
“half a pound of chocolate orange, twenty tons of jus roll, Henry’s gonna bite your son, we warned you say the nice trolls“
She needs to neck a few Valium and quick! Geeez calm down Zoph! 
@Anotherwantsamoan Congrats on your mini Tattler
Don’t bust any stitches laughing too hard! 
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I feel her pain regarding Christmas
I can't decide where to put my second fridge or who to hire to come and dress my dining table.
I mean, do I pay the hundreds of pounds or the thousands of pounds to have someone professionally tart up my dining table so I have enough room to lay out all the expensive food from my two fridges or do I just give a ton of food and money to food banks or the local homeless shelters
Decisions decisions
I can't decide where to put my second fridge or who to hire to come and dress my dining table.
I mean, do I pay the hundreds of pounds or the thousands of pounds to have someone professionally tart up my dining table so I have enough room to lay out all the expensive food from my two fridges or do I just give a ton of food and money to food banks or the local homeless shelters
Decisions decisions
The stair gate looks like something you see in a children's soft play centre at the entrance when you go in! What a gloit.
The company specialises in dog gates so in actual fact she's now got 2 dog gates on her stairs. Wonder if they meet safety regs?
The company specialises in dog gates so in actual fact she's now got 2 dog gates on her stairs. Wonder if they meet safety regs?
Thread suggestion: Henry’s fine, just so you know, he’s not panting so hard he looks like he’s gonna blow!
Omg how awful! I’m so sorry to hear that. But just totally backs up the fact that they can’t ever be trusted no matter how lovely they seem or how well they’ve been brought up
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Probably because the heating is in tropical setting.
I've noticed since Monday lots of influencers High lighting maps where cafes are giving out lunches for children. I notice soph has completely ignored it. She'd rather talk about Xmas, lovely she has the money to spend when there's parents out there queueing up at a cafe so their child can have 1 meal 
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” old mchinchy worried hard, eieio, needs to put Xmas on a card, eieio, with a swipe up here, swipe up there, Christmas sorted without a care, read the room you tone deaf grinch, the whole damn country’s Feeling the pinch”
” old mchinchy worried hard, eieio, needs to put Xmas on a card, eieio, with a swipe up here, swipe up there, Christmas sorted without a care, read the room you tone deaf grinch, the whole damn country’s Feeling the pinch”
Why are we being shown his spots though 
I’d rather she showed us his safe spots out of the way of Ronnie where Henry can’t be tortured and Ronnie isn’t at risk of being snapped at. But there are none, are there? Also, FYI soph! Where I’m from, “All the best” is a kind of a farewell thing you say to a friend where you wish them luck, and wish them the best. The fact that you say it out of context makes you look massively silly(sillier) 
I’d rather she showed us his safe spots out of the way of Ronnie where Henry can’t be tortured and Ronnie isn’t at risk of being snapped at. But there are none, are there? Also, FYI soph! Where I’m from, “All the best” is a kind of a farewell thing you say to a friend where you wish them luck, and wish them the best. The fact that you say it out of context makes you look massively silly(sillier) 
So spots 1 to 5 are downstairs within reach of the grabby kid.
and 6 is his bedroom, but he can't access that due to the stair gate.
and 6 is his bedroom, but he can't access that due to the stair gate.
You need to lay off the plastic surgery Hinch, hun!
Also, she's saying that she's panicking cos she's not bought an Xmas present or a label yet, when a lot of her followers will have woken up unsure how they're gonna feed their kids this week
That Tulisa comparison you created is looking mighty relevant to YOU right now ZOAPY
cmon, it’s schpottttsss
She's slipping her veil alot lately isn't she she wrote 'pissed off' instead of some sortof childlike cutesy variant. This is the Sophie we are used to seeing on old normal Sophor screenshots! 
That poor bloody dog. Jesus Christ, she claims she loves that dog but she really doesn't. Same as her son. In a way I'm grateful for her stupidity because every time she puts her son in danger it gives me another thing for my husband and I to make sure our baby learns isn't okay for him to do to our dog because at the end of the day we love our son and our dog and don't want either of them to come to harm or to harm each other. It's so frustrating to watch her blatant ignorance.
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Mrs Hinch, Is in a pinch.
she just doesn’t know what to do
It’s Christmas soon, she hasn’t got a clue
And it’s starting to make her itch.
Mrs Hinch, Is in a pinch.
she just doesn’t know what to do
It’s Christmas soon, she hasn’t got a clue
And it’s starting to make her itch.
Probably a mix of physical and emotional stress from being grossly overweight and being hounded by that bloody brat.
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