Mrs Hinch #260 Sing a song of Hinchy, a pocket full of lies. £24,000 baked in a pie

[Poppysmimi]

Morning Fellow Bitchilanties,

This morning I came downstairs to find our beloved 10 year old St Bernard dead in his bed. The children had followed me down and it was heartbreaking to see the realisation on their faces about what had happened. He was old with no health issues. His heart just gave out. I’ve just spent the last hour arranging for our baby to be collected.

heartbroken doesn’t cover it. Hinch will soon experience this if she doesn’t start caring for that dog properly.

 

[Not fussed]

Well trolls, I emailed pampers and received the same generic copy and paste email as everyone else

"it was filmed prior to restrictions" blah blah

I've just gone back and asked them to confirm it was filmed prior to 23 March - as if it wasn't they shouldn't have been rolling on the floor heads touching
Told them I had reported the ad to ASA and if I don't receive a proper reply I will take it further (now I have no idea what I would do to take it further so help a girl out)

TROLLS UNITE. DON'T LET THIS GO!

 

[RonnieBlessHim]

Stunning babezzz. Looks just like him.

 

[MillionDollarBaby]

Guys, I’ve had my generic reply. It’s the same as everything we’ve seen before.
my reply is as follows, I’m not letting this lie.

 

[shadyessex33]

It still baffles me that she has some big fuck off bench in her FRONT garden with her kids name on it. She is literally a child snatchers dream

 

[chlophia2505]

I am going through an extremely hard break up with the father of my daughter right now and I just wanted to say I wouldn’t get through it without these threads. For 5 minutes I read these and escape and actually smile and laugh so I just want to say thank you all of you pastry trolls for simply being you.

 

[Wednesday26]

Never commented on here before but I have actually just had a cry in the kitchen. So Soph has just started to panic about Xmas. She has MILLIONS of pounds. I do not have a pot to piss in. My other halfs job is at risk, my car has failed it’s mot, I can barely afford childcare that allows me to work my self imployed job and have no clue how I’m suppose to afford Xmas. I have been panicking about Xmas since March. How can someone be so detached from her followers. What a kick the vagina it is to hear this kind of bullshit.

 

[mgh727]

Why is the pepper covered in jizz?

 

[Milfordcubicle]

Thread suggestion
“late night blow dry for the nest, hoping for a different blow is mr. vest”

 

[fannysjohnny]

New thread: hinch is washing her fanny,in 24 c it must be clammy?

 

[Not fussed]

Joanne at Pampers copying and pasting her response to tattlers

 

[BeeHappy]

Acknowledge I am very Garroway to the party and may have been covered as I haven’t caught up on the last thread, but I had to come on and vent as my head is about to . Why, if Ronnie loves watching fish so much, has the (miniature) tank been set up in the dog’s room?! Why not put it somewhere so that Ronnie can see them, like the living room or kitchen? Isn’t that the bloody point?! aarrghhhhh!!!

 

[shadyessex33]

Being a nosy old sod I have just had a look at Hinch's memoir on Amazon and cannot for the life of me figure out why she has 3,800,000 followers but has only got 2147 reviews? Where are all the other 3,797,853 fans? Very strange

I was so petty in Asda today and covered all her books up with real authors. Made me feel so much better

 

[Islandhoppin]

Hope her newly blow dried hair gets drenched.

Luckily she can just unclip it and leave it on the side...

 

[What's the craic Jack]

Urgh, Fred Vest grunting and gurning over you, no wonder she fucked off out to the hairdresser!

Inch waiting at the door

 

[Meeeeeeeeeeeee]

This has really grated me and I had to message I’m the kind to leave things go but I’m actually raging that they can get away with this

 

[mgh727]

Just gonna leave this here to annoy hinch when she comes to read page 1

 

[Truthseeker45]

Wtf!!! This photo is terrifying. Something is going to happen to that poor child. Genuinely worried about him. Someone official needs to have a fucking word with her.


Tropical fish.....here we go. This will be interesting. I keep and breed tropical fish. She's gona really piss me off isn't she.

 

[Rebecca Wrong-daily]

Fixed it for your hun
All the vest

 

[Jyhy1110]

Footage of Ronnie on the fish tank because he isn’t being taught how to respect animals and give them space