Mrs Hinch #256 Just have a bowl of Cheerios and buzz off

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The face of a woman who's thinking 'tit, he's not going to sleep all day anymore I'll actually have to spend the full day with him!
 
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Why oh why do the papers never get to hear of all the cockups she does on a weekly basis?
Especially the Covidiot ones. Every week without fail she does something stupid/sneaky/fake and they never get it.
Does she have some kind of protection racket going on, she will send Vestlife round to kneecap them/nail their heads to a coffee table?
Good on Zoflora for calling her out. I said I wasn't but i'm going to Email Pampers, this one is just too much. OOhhh starting to twitch, someone say something funny 🤪
Gleam will be paying a crisis management team to sift through the bad PR
 
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There is 100% work being done to the house. So it’ll be the usual:

“guys, I’m thinking about putting on a little double storey extension. I don’t know guys! What do you think? Vote for gold handles or platinum.”

Then the builder will tag the finished project and she’ll reveal it.
 
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I thought if you were in tier 2, you were encourage to take less journeys!! She goes out more than I did before COVID 🤦🏻‍♀️ As for the whole pampers thing. 😡😡😡
 
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Soft play again? Or is it more videos she recorded last time they were there? Who even goes to soft play at this time of day? Most people will be at home, getting tea ready and letting the kids start to wind down ready for bed.
 
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How the hell do these twats get away with this tit?? And still people blowing smoke up their arses and saying they deserve it, holidays, wealth etc ..bleeping mind boggling
 
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In this tier lockdown she’s in can you meet up with others outdoors? Just wondering if she’s doing all this going out so she can meet up with her mum really.
 
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That Pampers party post was so cringe. ..half hearted effort. ..imagine being paid to do that... only blind sheep will be convinced to buy....what a load of crap ..not to mention those 2 babies bring dressed n paraded... goid thing they're so young..hopefully thus will be dead n forgotten. .imagine later in life their school mates friends finding this...
 
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Oh plain Sophie Blunderland,stop with the lies now.
I read her book,here are just a few "statements".
1.I'm never comfortable being the centre of attention
2.public speaking makes me physically ill
3.I lost 8 stone in weight
4.Hinchers are my friends
5.It's never been about using insta as a stage
6.Doctor said if they could bottle me they would prescribe me.
7.I don't have amazing make up skills
Blah,blah fuckity blah.
 
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Here’s your Tier 2 update on how Soph has coped so far since being in lockdown.....

Day 0 - Hours before the rule came in at midnight: Massive Chinese with the mum and sister because they had to say goodbye with some salt and pepper chicken apparently!
Day 1: she was out the house pissing around Freeport all day because she didn’t want to be at home and the day ended with a meal in a struggling restaurant that she doesn’t even name so they won’t be getting help from her army!
Day 2: Baby ballers with Ronnie and a dozen other tots and their families
Day 3: mum drops off a snow globe to help with the day and she goes on a mysteriously long walk with Rondog (or did she collect the snow globe 🤫)
Day 4: she goes to the zoo in a Tier 1 zone with the Soloswashes and their pickle
Day 5: She’s gone to soft play with Ronnie and Jaydawg - a breeding ground for bacteria at the best of times!

STAY AT HOME WOMAN. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STAY AT HOME!!
 
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Oh plain Sophie Blunderland,stop with the lies now.
I read her book,here are just a few "statements".
1.I'm never comfortable being the centre of attention
2.public speaking makes me physically ill
3.I lost 8 stone in weight
4.Hinchers are my friends
5.It's never been about using insta as a stage
6.Doctor said if they could bottle me they would prescribe me.
7.I don't have amazing make up skills
Blah,blah fuckity blah.
Number 6 hahahaha what the actual duck?!
 
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I’m still so far behind on the threads, so I’m sorry if this has been mentioned already. This was from her Super Hero party, it was in September apparently. She deleted the original photo minutes after this went on another Insta account earlier today. Guilty 👍😂
Need to be sent to Piers Morgan, the sun ,loose woman, ITV, Pampers ,gleam ,everyone we can let's get this picture out there .BBC, the Essex mayor.
Because regardless of people's pretence that they get confused about the tiers at the moment.which is loopholing bulshit anyway. There is, and has never been a rule change throughout ALL this that those NOT in your bubble, you have to be 2 metres apart from. That is the ONE the ONE constant throughout the whole pandemic that has NEVER changed or lessened .that if their not in a bubble you MUST 2 metres apart.
 
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