VERY quiet in Maldon this morning...either she’s run out of chicken for Hen and Ron or (and she’s hasn’t read here since 2019) she’s having a meltdown about Tattles clothing bank revelations as she got it WRONG or perhaps driving to Scotland for a COVID test...ATV
Mrs Hinch #251 Anxiously cleaning the nearest appliance; to cover up GDPR non-compliance.
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Title suggestion: Soph has got the covid flu, and now she's fly tipped so will you!
Morning! I just had to persuade (small,evil) dog off my lap So I could go to the kitchen and retrieve my hoops egg and jus rol creation and I found myself singing two man team to her as we trotted to the kitchen. Despite the facts : we are both female, she is a dog, and I’m in a hurry as I need to go and stand in a Covid melting pot of a shopping centre on minimum wage, after injecting myself with this weeks first dose of immunosuppressive drugs! I will now beat myself repeatedly about the head with a minky and go and wank off a food bank
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I get annoyed at reading twitter hinch posts but then look for what other people reply to them and its normally.............nothing!In the search box, type #mrs hinch or just Mrs hinch. Be prepared to stumble across some Hinchers praising her though!
Off topic from Hinch but I just want to let all our lovely Liverpool Tattlers know I'm thinking about you all, and those from Manchester and Newcastle. I really feel for you all going through the various tiers of lockdown. Hopefully we can get through this by supporting you all as best we can from afar. 
I've just caught up on here and her stories and the one thing I don't understand is her Hinch List.
I do a weekly list (have done since before Hinch came to 'fame') and she appears to do a monthly one but she wanks her taps more than once a month. I just don't get it.
Also someone asked about CF a few pages back and they didn't get a response so here you go......She likened her own situation to CFs.
I do a weekly list (have done since before Hinch came to 'fame') and she appears to do a monthly one but she wanks her taps more than once a month. I just don't get it.
Also someone asked about CF a few pages back and they didn't get a response so here you go......She likened her own situation to CFs.
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Just had a peep on Twitter at reactions to the latest tit storm. Stumbled across the publisher of theJanet and JohnThis is Me book with just the one fawning comment. I‘ve scribbled the names out as I’m not sure of the rules re Twitter but it is a legit account of the Penguin publisher. Why you would admit to that I have no idea.
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Maybe we should ask them where Yanno comes from
I mean the subject is horrific but the art is pretty clever they need a new model
Awfully quiet this morning isn't she.....
Can imagine the scenes in the Hinch household last night.
'Aaaaaaah shiiiiiit Jaymehhhh it said on the bleeping clothes bin that it werent in service. What am I gonna dooo!??'
'Not only that you bloody put them in individually. Youre bloody stupid ain't ya. Just go to bed im playing on my bet 365 app. Just play the sickness card'
'All of Tattle are saying I should have isolated. Ooooohhhh Jaymeeeeh. Sort it oooooout'
'Aaaaaaah shiiiiiit Jaymehhhh it said on the bleeping clothes bin that it werent in service. What am I gonna dooo!??'
'Not only that you bloody put them in individually. Youre bloody stupid ain't ya. Just go to bed im playing on my bet 365 app. Just play the sickness card'
'All of Tattle are saying I should have isolated. Ooooohhhh Jaymeeeeh. Sort it oooooout'
Having far too much fun reading the reviews for 'Woe is me'
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Hello I’m fanks and so do Kate to the party
Just speed read the last two threads and there has been mention of snakes.
I don’t know what this means It’s not covered at the beginning of this thread. Can some explain please?
Also, Hinch duo have become even more BORING if that’s possible! OMG what a snooze fest. And his haircut is so rank. Surely their clothing style is just a costume for their IG characters? Do they have any real clothes?
I know they are raking it in
but is it worth it? I was thinking, could I put on a character and lie thru my fake teeth if I could make a few million out of it in a couple of short years ..... but NO I could NOT do it. I’m also intensely against using children for content
Just speed read the last two threads and there has been mention of snakes.
I don’t know what this means It’s not covered at the beginning of this thread. Can some explain please?Also, Hinch duo have become even more BORING if that’s possible! OMG what a snooze fest. And his haircut
is so rank. Surely their clothing style is just a costume for their IG characters? Do they have any real clothes?I know they are raking it in
but is it worth it? I was thinking, could I put on a character and lie thru my fake teeth if I could make a few million out of it in a couple of short years ..... but NO I could NOT do it. I’m also intensely against using children for content*feeling smug for turning the volume down 
She just gonna ignore her massive clanger then? It would be nice to see her actually own up to something for once...
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Had her claw held out for Ronaldo to run to down the hallway and he completely swerved her 
it’s saying something when even your kid ain’t a fan
it’s saying something when even your kid ain’t a fan 
It was because people were posting screenshots of Tattle comments on the BabyBallers Facebook page, forgetting that their screenshots show they were logged into a Tattle account at the time. So playing both sides basicallyJust speed read the last two threads and there has been mention of snakes.
slagging off Tattle to Hinchers when they probs are active on a million other threads here.Hers used to be weekly, then she released the book to write lists in and realised it didn’t work efficiently as a weekly list so now she just has to style out the fact her shite book doesn’t even work. That and setting totally unrealistic expectations for people with children, littleronnielonglegsblesshim came along and she had the shock of her lifetime!
Haha standard content made bespoke for Tattle then!! Ain’t nobody actually messaging her to say they enjoy this shite
Our Zoph has done some pretty irritating stuff over the years, she wouldn’t have 250+ threats on here if she hadn’t,
But this has wound me up more than anything else she’s ever done. Writing her woe is me book and publishing it during a pandemic, poor taste, having a convenient anxiety hour during WMHD, poor taste, beg boards when people are losing jobs and have so much distress in their lives, poor taste...
However telling her “3.8” million “fans”(bots and idiots) that she has FLU like symptoms and then not bothering getting tested and going out the house for a totally unnecessary journey must be the most abject showing that she doesn’t give a f*#k. She doesn’t “hope you have a good day guys” she’s literally going around potentially spreading a deadly virus to your loved ones, the elderly, the vulnerable.
Is she so DENSE that she’s doesnt understand “got symptoms, get a test”?
She’s a stupid bint. End of. Oh and I know you “don’t” read her Zoph and Jaymeeeeee but hello from locked down Merseyside, where I won’t make unnecessary journeys and won’t break the rules you BBQing pair of idiots,
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But this has wound me up more than anything else she’s ever done. Writing her woe is me book and publishing it during a pandemic, poor taste, having a convenient anxiety hour during WMHD, poor taste, beg boards when people are losing jobs and have so much distress in their lives, poor taste...
However telling her “3.8” million “fans”(bots and idiots) that she has FLU like symptoms and then not bothering getting tested and going out the house for a totally unnecessary journey must be the most abject showing that she doesn’t give a f*#k. She doesn’t “hope you have a good day guys” she’s literally going around potentially spreading a deadly virus to your loved ones, the elderly, the vulnerable.
Is she so DENSE that she’s doesnt understand “got symptoms, get a test”?
She’s a stupid bint. End of. Oh and I know you “don’t” read her Zoph and Jaymeeeeee but hello from locked down Merseyside, where I won’t make unnecessary journeys and won’t break the rules you BBQing pair of idiots,
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