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Full is - She’ll anxiously clean the nearest appliance; to cover up GDPR non-compliance
New day, new thread Bitchilanties (thanks shady lol).
Last thread catch up
Saturday.
Zzzzzzz (this is the morning routine of Ron feeding Hen)
Another waffle meal concoction was made for them all.
A patronising post was put up about mental health day.
They went for a quick play date with a cousin, so quick she was back to wash the window sills with elbow grease, even though they were done last week.
She then stated she was having an anxious hour even though everything was ok, then proceeded to clean the kitchen handles and oven in a white lounge suit showing off her boney shoulders & a black thong. What a classy broad. A swipe up was added for good measure.
Her delicious dinner was soup and a cardboard looking waffle cheese toastie.
Sunday.
Zzzzzzz routine again.
Ron has joined a local baby ballers club; he is to go for 10 weeks on a Sunday morning so his/her whereabouts will now be known to his 4m aunts and uncles.
Later on the club posted FB pics showing her face constantly stuck in her mobile, while Jaymee and all the other parents joined in the fun, further more they weren’t wearing a face mask.
Laura Whitmore’s BBC radio show had her on. Boring content as usual, just like her life at the minute.
A re-share of her video cleaning the shark vacuum was posted, saves her having to think of new content.
Mum was at her house, the desert was made by Soph using #Just Rol and plonking in some of the fams fav choc bars. Fing yum. No mention of Dad’s though. Curious.
Tattle to the rescue for content. Ron and Hens adventures continued in Mad Ma’s fridge. Give it up Soph, it’s as boring AF zzzzz. Sorry fell asleep there. Ma made a roast dinner.
Henry had a sulk because he was only allowed chicken and not lamb as well for dinner, blimey those Hunchs know how to live the high life, Wow 2 meats at Sunday dinner, It’s not even Christmas ffs but the scrooge millionaire Soph complained it was an expensive piece of meat.
Hincher Paulabell knows for sure she doesn’t have a cleaner. Then she left as abruptly as she came.
Monday
zzzzzzzzz
She isn't feeling too good so is asking the sheep doctors for their flu remedies.
And
Soph doesn’t have a middle name, she added Rose in her teens.
BBQ scandal - Breaking lockdown rules by having a family bbq - reported in The Sun newspaper 28/04/2020 but she has never denied/confirmed it.
She left messages on a fans mobile phone so these can be listened to here. Voice Notes (VN) Thread 151 post 244.
Additional reading
For new members.
Kate to the party and #bekond are typos from Hinchers so Tattle are using them.
Among others, a few words below, etc. that we use, there are many more, either rude or sarcastic.
Onslow, Vestlife, Kanye Vest etc. = Jamie as he is seen to always wear vests.
Freda/Ma Barker = Zophs mum.
Lardsome/fat bastard/chicken strip = Henry.
ATV = all the vest = Jamie wearing vests and she uses ATB (all the best).
RonRon etc. = Ronnie
I’m thank you – what she said to Phil Scofield on her This Morning interview
Full is - She’ll anxiously clean the nearest appliance; to cover up GDPR non-compliance
New day, new thread Bitchilanties (thanks shady lol).
Last thread catch up
Saturday.
Zzzzzzz (this is the morning routine of Ron feeding Hen)
Another waffle meal concoction was made for them all.
A patronising post was put up about mental health day.
They went for a quick play date with a cousin, so quick she was back to wash the window sills with elbow grease, even though they were done last week.
She then stated she was having an anxious hour even though everything was ok, then proceeded to clean the kitchen handles and oven in a white lounge suit showing off her boney shoulders & a black thong. What a classy broad. A swipe up was added for good measure.
Her delicious dinner was soup and a cardboard looking waffle cheese toastie.
Sunday.
Zzzzzzz routine again.
Ron has joined a local baby ballers club; he is to go for 10 weeks on a Sunday morning so his/her whereabouts will now be known to his 4m aunts and uncles.
Later on the club posted FB pics showing her face constantly stuck in her mobile, while Jaymee and all the other parents joined in the fun, further more they weren’t wearing a face mask.
Laura Whitmore’s BBC radio show had her on. Boring content as usual, just like her life at the minute.
A re-share of her video cleaning the shark vacuum was posted, saves her having to think of new content.
Mum was at her house, the desert was made by Soph using #Just Rol and plonking in some of the fams fav choc bars. Fing yum. No mention of Dad’s though. Curious.
Tattle to the rescue for content. Ron and Hens adventures continued in Mad Ma’s fridge. Give it up Soph, it’s as boring AF zzzzz. Sorry fell asleep there. Ma made a roast dinner.
Henry had a sulk because he was only allowed chicken and not lamb as well for dinner, blimey those Hunchs know how to live the high life, Wow 2 meats at Sunday dinner, It’s not even Christmas ffs but the scrooge millionaire Soph complained it was an expensive piece of meat.
Hincher Paulabell knows for sure she doesn’t have a cleaner. Then she left as abruptly as she came.
Monday
zzzzzzzzz
She isn't feeling too good so is asking the sheep doctors for their flu remedies.
And
Soph doesn’t have a middle name, she added Rose in her teens.
BBQ scandal - Breaking lockdown rules by having a family bbq - reported in The Sun newspaper 28/04/2020 but she has never denied/confirmed it.
She left messages on a fans mobile phone so these can be listened to here. Voice Notes (VN) Thread 151 post 244.
Additional reading
Mrs Hinch Wiki
Mrs. Hinch aka Sophie Hinchliffe, aged 34, (16 February 1990) is a saleswoman who had a successful sales career in Romford . She started an Instagram account, sought out and then signed to the biggest social media influencer agency in Europe to put her in contact with brands and earn tens of...
tattle.life
For new members.
Kate to the party and #bekond are typos from Hinchers so Tattle are using them.
Among others, a few words below, etc. that we use, there are many more, either rude or sarcastic.
Onslow, Vestlife, Kanye Vest etc. = Jamie as he is seen to always wear vests.
Freda/Ma Barker = Zophs mum.
Lardsome/fat bastard/chicken strip = Henry.
ATV = all the vest = Jamie wearing vests and she uses ATB (all the best).
RonRon etc. = Ronnie
I’m thank you – what she said to Phil Scofield on her This Morning interview
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