Mrs Hinch #248 I became a pastry troll and Mrs Hinch Made Me Do It

[Whitelilac]

My God she's thick. That paint job will last a week before it needs doing again. She has painted over washing up liquid (why does she never rinse products away ), and hasn't sanded to give the paint a key

 

[shadyessex33]

Not marked as gifted either.. tut tut

Can we report her for this?

 

[IrishCatlady]

My God she's thick. That paint job will last a week before it needs doing again. She has painted over washing up liquid (why does she never rinse products away ), and hasn't sanded to give the paint a key

I thought westlife has advertised as a DIY guru on his glam profile, they've missed a trick

 

[Poppysmimi]

Me and my fella haven't spoke for at least 25 mins and hes just looked up and went 'who do you reckon would win in a scrap? Mrs Hinch or Stacey Solomon?' I think Stace

Hinch would be in a ball on the floor crying for Ma Barker

 

[IrishCatlady]

I thought westlife has advertised as a DIY guru on his glam profile, they've missed a trick

Vestlife and gleam, I need glasses

 

[Ttcbennett]

I’ve had a quick look but can’t see on here, was anyone else under the impression she’d had some cosmetic work done when she went away to that mansion? It would explain the not being on camera thing And Freda being needed to nurse her etc and I just thought she looked a bit different when she cane back but couldn’t pinpoint how, plus she’s much less with the granny filter now... but if people saw her out and about with not bandages/ bugger boobs etc it’s probably just my complete inability to trust that’s anything she says isn’t a complete lie/ distraction attempt

 

[GoldTree123]

Does anyone know how much money she had made on the book? Influencers love to be relatable and honest but never discuss how much money their followers make them.

 

[DipsyDoodle]

Those noodle nests looked dire. No wonder Ronnie only ate the cucumber. Imagine only making finger food for breakfast lunch and dinner. The constipation in that household must be off the charts.

They looked drier than my vagina when Onslow appears in his twin set...

 

[Poop wonderland]

Morning all
I have to go to work this afternoon and hand in my notice. I have messaged manager and got a terse reply. I have spoken to HR so I know the legalities. However I am currently stuck to the sofa with a pounding heart and know I will need to take beta blockers to get me into work to do my shift today. Thats anxiety Sop hun. Not prancing around doing radio interviews and pretending to clean your bath. My hands are all tingly and I feel low level sick. I hate this feeling.

Hope today went well for you, queen hun Soph, would not know how real anxiety feels if it came up and slapped her right in her blown up lips, you've got this lovely, thinking of you

 

[Poppysmimi]

We had a homeless patient admitted today. No fault of his own and not a drug/alcohol addict. He’s a really nice man.
He was in a right state after being beaten up whilst asleep in a doorway I tried so hard to get him help with adult social services before going off but it’s not looking hopeful and it’s very likely he will be back on the streets.
I slipped him £30 before I left to make sure he had enough money for food for a few weeks.
My ward manager heard what I did via another nurse who the patient told (he was absolutely astounded and made up at what I did) and called me in her office. I got a major bollocking.
Why do I bleeping bother. Sorry for the non Hinch related moan.

 

[Mummykazzy]

Spaghetti hoop pie and now noodle nests ffs! Now I'm convinced she's doing this on purpose/for attention...!

 

[something less identifiab]

I have a daughter a month younger than him and she's not saying lots of words, but she's always 'chatting', playing or following me around 'helping' she's always expressing herself one way or another. It would help massively if she just spoke to him like a normal human being, I'm always chatting to my little one I don't understand why she chooses to show him being so unexpressive and whatever instead of showing him having personality, making noise, getting into mischief.

Excuse me.... he does get into mischief with his big brother Sir Henry Lardarse
The little tykes were hiding food under the radiator on her stories recently!

 

[Poop wonderland]

We had a homeless patient admitted today. No fault of his own and not a drug/alcohol addict. He’s a really nice man.
He was in a right state after being beaten up whilst asleep in a doorway I tried so hard to get him help with adult social services before going off but it’s not looking hopeful.
I slipped him £30 before I left to make sure he had enough money for food for a few weeks.
My ward manager heard what I did and called me in her office. I got a major bollocking.
Why do I bleeping bother. Sorry for the non Hinch related moan.

You did what any decent person would do, well done you

 

[other things online]

We had a homeless patient admitted today. No fault of his own and not a drug/alcohol addict. He’s a really nice man.
He was in a right state after being beaten up whilst asleep in a doorway I tried so hard to get him help with adult social services before going off but it’s not looking hopeful.
I slipped him £30 before I left to make sure he had enough money for food for a few weeks.
My ward manager heard what I did and called me in her office. I got a major bollocking.
Why do I bleeping bother. Sorry for the non Hinch related moan.

im sorry you were made to feel like that by your boss. You did a good deed so think of it that way. Poor guy I really hope he gets the help he needs. I would feel the same hope you’re not In too much trouble and your job is safe x
imagine hinch having A real job like that, or parting with a fraction of her earnings to help other people in need? Yeah right .
makes me want to get off this planet, it’s going to tit!

 

[Upyourshinch]

We had a homeless patient admitted today. No fault of his own and not a drug/alcohol addict. He’s a really nice man.
He was in a right state after being beaten up whilst asleep in a doorway I tried so hard to get him help with adult social services before going off but it’s not looking hopeful.
I slipped him £30 before I left to make sure he had enough money for food for a few weeks.
My ward manager heard what I did and called me in her office. I got a major bollocking.
Why do I bleeping bother. Sorry for the non Hinch related moan.

Your a bloody angel , we need more people like you in this world not this beggy cow

 

[Whitelilac]

We had a homeless patient admitted today. No fault of his own and not a drug/alcohol addict. He’s a really nice man.
He was in a right state after being beaten up whilst asleep in a doorway I tried so hard to get him help with adult social services before going off but it’s not looking hopeful.
I slipped him £30 before I left to make sure he had enough money for food for a few weeks.
My ward manager heard what I did and called me in her office. I got a major bollocking.
Why do I bleeping bother. Sorry for the non Hinch related moan.

You bother because you are an incredible person. Forget the bollocking, you may not have followed protocol but your kindness will mean the world to that chap .

 

[Misssj80]

I was in Tesco today and thought I'd have a quick look at the memwah! First I checked there was no one I knew in the same aisle, I'd hate anyone to think I was a Hincher. I looked at the chapter on conspiracy theories, not sure what the chapter was called, I assume she got everything from here, they were not interesting and a 5 year old could have written a better "story"! After I'd finished I put David Attenborough in front of one of her books and strictly judge Shirley Ballas , excuse spelling of surname as not sure that is right, in front of the other!! ATV Soph

 

[Essjay123]

You bother because you are an incredible person. Forget the bollocking, you may not have followed protocol but your kindness will mean the world to that chap .

We had a homeless patient admitted today. No fault of his own and not a drug/alcohol addict. He’s a really nice man.
He was in a right state after being beaten up whilst asleep in a doorway I tried so hard to get him help with adult social services before going off but it’s not looking hopeful.
I slipped him £30 before I left to make sure he had enough money for food for a few weeks.
My ward manager heard what I did and called me in her office. I got a major bollocking.
Why do I bleeping bother. Sorry for the non Hinch related moan.

tell your manager to duck off

 

[WickedWendy]

Can we report her for this?

Yes, absolutely. The screenshots really help too. Asa has a complaint form in their site.
I sent in a complaint, the more the better.

 

[Bingbongyouropinioniswron]

My head might just explode.
Someone else making excuses for her behaviour as possible bi polar.
I suspect she's acting in out on the instruction of mommy dearest who knows full well what the signs are because she failed to deal with the very real diagnosis of her eldest step daughter.The manic buying of crap etc and the consequences.Was easier to get her a hospital bed than allow her to recover in her own home with a father she idolised.
I can't wait to publish my memoirs.
Sorry,haven't quite got over her using the story of a young man's suicide to pad her fairytale out with.

This genuinely disgusts and astounds me.. mental health disorders / conditions should be carefully monitored and treated in a timely fashion. What ever happened with the oldest step daughter in the end? Did the Barkers just dump her and wash their hands of her?