Mrs Hinch #248 I became a pastry troll and Mrs Hinch Made Me Do It

[This Is Gifted]

I thought my 4 year old nephew loving a peanut butter (or jam) ham and cheese sandwich was weird but those my goodness and its not even her own concoction

I’ve never thought to look at any of the recipe pages she tags to see if the food looks as vile on there as it does when she’s made it, but maybe I should start!
I look after my Godson whenever my friend has an evening shift, I can just imagine his little face if I ever cooked him a Hinch style concoction for dinner!

 

[Bingbongyouropinioniswron]

Sorry. Just watched the ice cream nosh off. No wonder Gamey is 'permanently cold' down there.

 

[Bubblesxxxx]

Is the stair gate still there????

 

[Bgr101]

I started following her when she was in hospital the first time with the blood clot. I was in a very bad way after the stillbirth of my baby son. I became obsessed watching her stories then I started buying all the cleaning products. My cupboards were full of minky’s, pink stuff, cif steel spray ect. I made my partner drive to 9 different Tesco’s on the same day to find lemon zing zoflora. Then I wanted all the white baskets and they had to be labelled then my partner bought me the shark hoover because he thought it would make me happy. Not long after there was a blogger on Instagram who mentioned tattle and that they had threads bad mouthing her. I went for a nosey and that’s when I noticed grinch’s name at the bottom of the pages and I thought to myself why is poor Sophie being attacked all she does is clean.
The more I read the more my eyes were opened and I realised what
she was and I was disgusted with myself for getting sucked in. Now i only use bleach for the toilet, aldi lime and mint disinfectant spray and washing up liquid for everything else.
P.s I still have the shark don’t shoot me it’s the only hoover that works on my carpets

Shows how easily people are influenced tho!

 

[shadyessex33]

I would love to see soph dumped in Barking for the day! Perhaps her and inch could take part in Celebrity Hunted and Barking could be their starting point

Doing a Hinch haul in Vicarage Field

 

[Moobiemoo]

wtaf is sleepins!!!!

I feel like some of this might be an Essex thing as I have only heard it round here mainly. I have heard this, bot bot can also be bottom (nappy change)

 

[Hinch get in the bin]

Yeah I went to twitter and couldn't find anything there.
Hopefully someone will fill us in, if we offer pastry that is

It’s on Piers Morgan’s Instagram page! On the post of his, Philip Schofield, Ant n Dec and Grinches book. Hope this helps guys

 

[Hiyaguys]

Just out of curiosity does anyone have the screenshots of Jamie reading tattle?

 

[JamiesWillyHillBalance]

The times they are a-Changing (we can hope).

also, in the interest of fairness, I made a mistake earlier today. I had said she started the home account for family and friends, when in fact, she was quoted as saying she didn’t want to bore her family and friends so she started the home account separately. (Now she gets to bore all of us instead )

Sorry if someone has already said this but she herself said in the book she created it to share updates with family and friends so that’s another lie right there

 

[Libbylulu]

Haha I have a toy Dyson for my one year old. He's absolutely obsessed with mine and always tries to rip it off the wall so my sister got him a replica for his birthday. It's so bloody adorable when I say to him "shall we hoover?" and he runs to get his.

Calling bingo on this - we’ll see her and RonRon do next

 

[Moobiemoo]

Stupid glass bowls are back as well as the pastry

who even needs to decant that much tomato sauce into a teeny bowl
What is that under the 3 slices of pepperoni? Is it butter?

 

[littlegreydoor]

you have to be joking!!! Comments on the daily mail website I can not believe yours is as bad as some of them on there

I may have used the word disgusting but can’t remember if that was to the awful heinz hoops pie or her.

 

[Behelzabobs]

Yep, had one for years. Works really well and its easy to store. I got mine in Poundstretcher, about £3 I think

At least it’s not like her latest sales spree
A snip a £129.00
To think I just wipe my counter top/toaster with a bog standard cloth

 

[Kirsty1234]

Feel happy that I had the whole NEW 1001 sprays before she did

 

[Fudrick]

Unless my memory is tricking me I’m sure she bought a lead or something to aid her walking Chicken strip with the pram? Showed it once as she took the long miles to Freda of the high plains house

Yeah, a tie around the waist number.

 

[CheekyCrackerLover]

What’s the big text box hiding in her shopping basket and also on Ron’s plate?

Apologies if said already but... Anyone else think that those skate decorations were a hint that she's doing dancing on ice??

Probably hoping to get Jamie on it she couldn’t possibly do anything that involved criticism and not purely compliments

 

[Red Squirrel]

I just had a liking spree on the insta comments on piers whilst laughing my head off

yes i had fun doing this last night!

 

[Amibovvered]

I’m calling that our shrinking violet dresses up as Wonder Woman. Complete with skirt so short you can see what she had for breakfast

This will be for the 4 million brought followers won’t it

 

[Olivemaks]

You are indeed. She doesnt fit the spec though. She is anything but a good cleaner! She never cleans anything just sprays it with shit.

Right the sink is storage for dirty dishes then straight in dishwasher. She’s the type to put on teaspoon in the dishwasher

Is it just me or does her head look absolutely huge? It doesn’t look right
her head looks like it’s too big for her body?
Queen of hearts vibez

Hence my display pic

 

[Red Squirrel]

Plot twist - Jamie’s not even in the toilet. The fruitcake is just lip syncing (badly) to Sinead O’Connor up against the door whilst he’s in the garage on the old resistance bands and putting some moolah on Sheffield United on Willy Hill.

L
Don’t you mean resistant bands