Mrs Hinch #248 I became a pastry troll and Mrs Hinch Made Me Do It

[Lreb88]

But she has 3.8 million followers says it all really ⁰

They never would have expected to sell as many books as she has followers though, not even close. Those are really good numbers for a first week of sales and there will be celebrations all round with the publishers/agents etc.

 

[JamiesWillyHillBalance]

Why has she bullied another “really small business” into removing their story advising that they gifted her something?

She is a poisonous bastard.

Let’s all complain about it.

She needs accountability for these things that she thinks she can get away with.

What is this about?

 

[mammaof3]

I have a 5, 3 and 1

5 year old was so punctual by age 2.
the 1 year old has a lot of words but he is sort of spoken for by his older siblings if that makes sense “Theodore wants a biscuit” or a “water”
And I have to stop and try let him tell me what he wants or I’ll end up with a mute rHHonnie

My eldest and middle were the opposite.

Eldest was so shy her sister would speak for her, She's a gobshite now though lol, but I love her.

 

[Islandhoppin]

I can’t see that video, is it in her stories?

It’s in his

 

[Behelzabobs]

I wouldn't mind her being sloppy if it was right after having a baby, it would've looked more authentic, but why ditch the strict cleaning regime mow??

Because she is fake

 

[Bingbongyouropinioniswron]

Does she have them on both arms, or just the one? If both, that's exactly what a skin removal scar looks like. I've only seen her show the right arm. There's no reason I can possibly think of why a gastric band would nearly cause loss of limb OR result in scarring like that. I really think she just had the tiniest bit of loose skin, and privately paid to have it removed rather than jumping through the hoops that the NHS would have made her go through (I'm assuming similar to US insurance, they'd want to see sustained maintenance of weight loss, but ALSO evidence of participation at a gym to build muscle tone under the skin as that can disguise it, although skin laxity can't really be fixed). I don't know what NHS regulations are, but she would've had a very, very, very hard time getting approved for skin removal in the US and would've needed to self finance. Skin removal is really only seen with people who have lost hundreds of pounds and who it's affecting mobility and physical health. I'd think the "poor me" attitude might be because maybe she didn't expect them to be so obvious.

Note: speculation, NOT body shaming, personal knowledge only, open to correction, and I wouldn't fault Sophie for any of this if she weren't fibbing about it

I think I've only ever seen it on the right arm. And I have a friend that's going for skin regional having lost alot of weight several times. She's going private but there are stipulations involved with it.

 

[Olivemaks]

You’ve reminded me that I forgot to share my Hinch dream last week. I was at her house for her book launch party. It was breaking all Covid rules. I felt really uncomfortable going in but i also wanted to give her a piece of my mind. But I decided the way I would do it was be super nice to her and let her unravel herself in front of everyone.
I’m standing there having a drink scrutinising the decor. I’m chatting to some people I know.
Hinch and Jamie come marching over and demand to know who am I? Why am I here? They hadn’t invited me. Hinch was really screeching and shrieking at me. I calmly stood there and said my friends invited me to tag along. Sorry, if you want me to go that’s fine but I assure you, I’m one of you.
I then put my arms round her and said “you’ve had a really tough time you poor thing”.
She immediately softened and started to chat to the people I was with. Jamie was more suspicious. He was watching me like a hawk.


Then my kid woke up and I’ve no idea what happened next in the dream!

Not going to lie

Duchess of Cambridge to the party, but doesn't the silly bitch have 2 other bathrooms??? Can’t even have a shite in peace, embarrassing

I’m so confused about the set up of her en-suite. Forget she has one sometimes

 

[RogueRey]

Haha I have a toy Dyson for my one year old. He's absolutely obsessed with mine and always tries to rip it off the wall so my sister got him a replica for his birthday. It's so bloody adorable when I say to him "shall we hoover?" and he runs to get his.

That's adorable. I never knew you could get mini ones. I have seen the Junior Henrys.

 

[Frosties2020]

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Can someone with a copy of the book please confirm if all of this is true or false, especially the bit about trying for a baby before the wedding, if it is, I as a next level tattle troll will hold my hands up and take back what I said, but I’d also like to point out the YOU article is also factually incorrect, ATV

Yes that is said in the book

 

[mammaof3]

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Mrs Hinch #249 J you’ve exceeded your poo time allocation; where’s my ice cream validation

Thread suggestion by @Fushiafaro Made to fit. Full version is - Tap tap tap you’ve exceeded your poo time allocation; where’s my ice cream with my much needed validation https://tattle.life/wiki/mrs-hinch/ BBQ scandal - Breaking lockdown rules by having a family bbq - reported in The Sun...

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[watermelon sugar]

I also didn't speak till i was 4 I went to speech therapy and there was absolutely nothing wrong with me! I agree we do all speak to babies in a baby voice but Soph does it like x10000 to Ron i also think as I've said before it doesn't fit in with her ~aesthetic~ him talking/babbling. How is him chatting/shouting away gonna fit in with her piano music montage????

 

[watermelon sugar]

Apologies if said already but... Anyone else think that those skate decorations were a hint that she's doing dancing on ice??

All of the doi lineup has been confirmed

 

[Poppysmimi]

Me and my fella haven't spoke for at least 25 mins and hes just looked up and went 'who do you reckon would win in a scrap? Mrs Hinch or Stacey Solomon?' I think Stace

Hinch would be in a ball on the floor crying for Ma Barker

 

[rebeccakate]

Ronnie’s what 15/16 months old? He doesn’t need a morning nap anymore, especially if you’re having to take him in his pram to force him down

To be fair, my daughter is a month younger and still has a morning nap, but she doesn't need to be walked or made to do it, she let's you know she needs a nap. If you try and she doesn't want it she makes it obvious the stubborn mare

 

[Michelle666]

I’m a Barking boy. Grew up on a well rough estate. Now we’ve seen real life! Not that teeny tiny village of Maldon

I would love to see soph dumped in Barking for the day! Perhaps her and inch could take part in Celebrity Hunted and Barking could be their starting point

 

[PJ party girl]

Who gets up in the morning and puts all your kids toys away

Was going to say the exact same thing! Wtfp?

 

[CheekyCrackerLover]

We've been treated to that one, she loves a freebie magazine from a Sunday paper

I can’t keep up with her recent events all the same old pack of lies and photos that look nothing like her

 

[Fudrick]

No I agree. I don’t think they’re these high flying sales people that everyone makes out, they’re too thick. They fully intended this to happen but they just got lucky in my opinion. Wasn’t through any expertise of their own

The stupidity of those catapulting them is a huge factor. Thick shits.

 

[GoldTree123]

Does anyone know how much money she had made on the book? Influencers love to be relatable and honest but never discuss how much money their followers make them.

 

[Muchbee]

It is not pizza if it is not on dough.it is filled pastry so more pie like but then again we all know what she thinks a pie is

She ain't got time to make a pie from scratch