Mrs Hinch #248 I became a pastry troll and Mrs Hinch Made Me Do It

[Lisav]

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You gotta (jus) roll with it,
You gotta make your pies,
You gotta bake what you bake,
Don't let any trolls get in your way

To the tune of Oasis' Roll With It. Another playlist inspiration!

As you were

 

[Poptart]

What in the name of all that is holy did she just make for lunch???

 

[BeeHappy]

Blimey he couldn't wait to get away from her.

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I’m not surprised he ran away. She must scare him witless with her cackling!

 

[123andbreathe]

There isn't one I think - I can't find one to add to the wiki page.

You can listen to it through catch up on the heart radio app. Hope this helps ATV

 

[SophiaPen89]

I've got one a couple of months younger and he doesn't stop babbling. He's got about 5 solid words now.

I have a 5, 3 and 1

5 year old was so punctual by age 2.
the 1 year old has a lot of words but he is sort of spoken for by his older siblings if that makes sense “Theodore wants a biscuit” or a “water”
And I have to stop and try let him tell me what he wants or I’ll end up with a mute rHHonnie

 

[Ere4dgoss]

How come her stupid followers are not nashing their teeth over the fact she’s duped them into buying a lifetimes supply of zoflora and now doesn’t use it

Do they follow each other’s account anymore? Zoflo and Soph no flow?

 

[Pigpigpigpigpig]

I thought exactly the same thing, she eats like a pig it’s disgusting

The way she was eating that ice cream lolly on them stories from her husband my husband would get a left hook if he had posted something of me like that

 

[Pergola]

Does anyone have a child around rondons age? I don’t have children myself however I’m confused As to why he’s so silent and nonchalant Shouldn’t they be a bit more.. you know. Expressive.. I wonder how long she spends playing with him and not just getting a snap in for Instagram then getting up ticking lists again dust hunting ..

By the time my first was Ron's age I had had another baby too....my first could walk...thank god.. and talk first words, dog, mum, dad, nanny, baby, drink and things he liked to eat, singalong to kids songs, he could do jigsaws and puzzle games, could build stuff (bricks....not flat pack ikea) climbed stairs and everything else, he could take his clothes off, ate most stuff and drank from a cup....my last was a bit slower but that was cause his siblings did everything for him!!

 

[Phoebephoeebs]

First DVD I saw on the shelf here

Favourite tv character

 

[Behelzabobs]

I can, buts that’s prob cos I’m tearful most of the time anyway

I know what you mean
The person I know had been a fake crying bastard since I met her

 

[something less identifiab]

In the words of a plumber who left a note on the kitchen table because he was scared of his wife..."It's over Flo" ...

Love it!! That's hilarious!!

 

[LoopyHoopy71]

I blame this girls mum for exposing her daughter to such a negative influence. I find the whole relationship utterly bizarre and just feels like Hinch is exploiting her to make herself look good

Although I don’t like sticking up for Hinch trust me in that it’s actually helped this family more than folk realise.

 

[fannysjohnny]

When I popped back and listened to that awful radio interview today with the Irish bloke, I did kind of get the impression he was trying to trip her up but give her the impression he was the opposite. He mentioned about being on your phone etc and trying to have time away from it and she stuttered a lot with long silent pauses...at the end of the day Influencing relies on people being on their phones, watching her stories and buying everything she tries to sell, so she actively encourages people to be stuck to their phones, doesn’t she

How did you listen to this?x

 

[Bgr101]

She had a collapsible colander the other day
...anyone got one of these? Any good?

 

[Mothertoaboy]

Can someone update me on the Piers situation? I’m lost

 

[Ere4dgoss]

That video of Henry trying to eat Zophs ice cream made me gag a bit She really doesn’t teach him to have any discipline around food, he’s gonna go for someones food one day and I hope Ronnie ain’t in the way

I can’t see that video, is it in her stories?

 

[Noseyparker86]

Anyone have the heart radio link please?

 

[GossipBug]

Anyone else feel like the clothes she chooses for Ron Ron don't match his attitude/personality at all ?

Like I know he's a baby but I feel like he thinks he looks like an idiot in these safari animal ensembles and infant wear. Put some trackers and a striped tee or something on the guy .

I wish she'd let him wear some jeans. My LO looks so friggen cute in a pair of jeans and his funky jumpers.

 

[Olivemaks]

she does not show most of those things so you can’t speculate on them. He isn’t silent just she doesn’t show him often without music over the top

You’ve got a point there

 

[Bigbluebox]

I’ve had a SHITTER of a day pastry bastards. I have plenty of friends and lots of support but honestly coming on here and reading all of your jokez craic really cheers me up each time. I know we’re all hateful fuckers who are jealous of the sad existence this pathetic family have carved out for themselves but I wouldn’t leave tattle for anything because of the sheer jokes it gives me here. Isn’t it funny how pastry trolls are articulate, intelligent and hilarious and all the sad fucks who follow hinch are thick as shit and have zero bants

*hugs* hope things get better soon