I’m 24 and my mum tried to make me fish last time I went home. I was like no?! I’ve never liked itOh my god! So do I!! I thought I was the only person like thisshe’s defo not a great advert for a fish pie is she?
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When my mum made fish pie when I was a kid, I used to pretend I was illI can’t stand fish at the best of times (and have PTSD from my parents making me eat it as a kid) but OOFT NO THANK YOU
I'd go to bed starving and make a miraculous recovery later for some toast 
It's September actually, and rather nippy up North! Not sure of the temp in Costa del Maldon.In one of his comas STOP IT
I actually quite like the dress she is wearing. For November. It’s August duck sakes. I get this weathers over the place and it’s hard to dress for but Jesus Christ she must of been sweating her tits off.
It'll be the pre grated tit she always buys that doesn't melt. She's such a busy person she doesn't have time to grate a block of cathedral city.She shudda left it in another ten minutes to melt the cheese
I thought it was a wotsit clutchbagMore junk food I see
I'm very short, and when tall people bend down like that next to me it really ruins the photoJust stand like a normal person! Looks like she needs a wee
My mum always used to make fish pie when I was a kid. I remember crying and begging her can I not eat itWhen my mum made fish pie when I was a kid, I used to pretend I was ill
she made me a sausage butty instead and never bothered again hahaHas she actually heard herself? Complains about leaving the house and goes on about how much the wants it to be over when she’s got work?
At least you got a butty. I had to feign illness like some Oscar Nominee and make a miraculous recovery. If I said I didn't like it I was told "there's kids in Africa that would kill for that!" They're welcome to it!My mum always used to make fish pie when I was a kid. I remember crying and begging her can I not eat it
I don’t believe they ate that for a second. That topping can only be described as (in Scottish) as peely wally which means pale and sickly. Did she cook that fish pie with a lighter? Never seen anything so undercooked in all my days. She cobbled that pie together and then called for a takeaway and rightly so. Her attempts this evening were merely for tattle. She thinks if she does the things we say we might change our minds about her. As if 
It's that horrible pre-grated cheese that doesn't melt...she's too lazy to grate her own cheese.She shudda left it in another ten minutes to melt the cheese
Oh yes so it is September
well I’m about 20 mins away from her and it was 23 odd where I am.She threatened the oven with the fish pieI don’t believe they ate that for a second. That topping can only be described as (in Scottish) as peely wally which means pale and sickly. Did she cook that fish pie with a lighter? Never seen anything so undercooked in all my days. She cobbled that pie together and then called for a takeaway and rightly so. Her attempts this evening were merely for tattle. She thinks if she does the things we say we might change our minds about her. As if
Thread suggestion: Fake cry, fish pie, beach huts and Botox...another day of utter bollocks
Make a roux as if she’d have any idea what that isOi Zophfish pie... Poach the fish in some milk with a bay leaf or 2 and a wee fish stock cube, make a roux add the milk to it whisk it like duck, put the fish and the sauce in an oven dish then top with mashed totties and grated cheese bang it in the oven and bobs yer auntie.... If you've been at work all day just use pre made mash
easy peasy plus cheaper and more relatable.... You're welcome hunzz
Edited to say if you're feeling fancy you could add some king prawns and some fresh dill
Her getting giddy over her cooking with a packet sauce?! It’s basically a bleeping ready meal!!!
I’m a pretty accomplished cook and occasionally need to check myself when talking about home cooking... but her going on like she’s won masterchef when she hasn’t actually cooked just reheated some components!!
And the salt and sugar content in those things
I’m a pretty accomplished cook and occasionally need to check myself when talking about home cooking... but her going on like she’s won masterchef when she hasn’t actually cooked just reheated some components!!
And the salt and sugar content in those things
With a peeler...
This plate looks sad. Also, try not cooking it over a Bunsen burner next time.
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Even our spaniel would turn his nose up at that and he once ate a nappy!
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