Mrs Hinch #227 My passion is now my career, that’s the biggest lie she’s told all year.

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continue here and if someone wants to recap please do!
 
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Wow I have had a busy few days so not been on and I’ve missed 2 bloody threads!
 
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Last thread catch up

Rest of Sunday
She surfaced at around 5.30pm with a very short story at a beach, showing a teacup asking ‘how are we all feeling’, promising to show us piccies.

Monday
Her hinchlist was not filled in over the weekend – Nothing was done. Nowt. Zilch. That is definitely not on MH – you get paid to clean. Your fellow cleaning mate Mario says you are scrubbers, so act like one.
Ma Fraydda stayed the weekend and grinchy loved ITT, changed ma’s stinky bedding using her pro(stitute) washing crap.
She washed the hob and shined the sink, again.
Ron’s toys were tidied away while he had his morning nap, not sure why they couldn’t have been left out until later. But hayhoo she is the Queen.
Ronnie’s only enjoyment in that soulless house is watching the washing machine. Bless his little cotton socks.
The family shared a Tuscan chicken thing for lunch no tumeric(sic) but broccoli was served.
Ron is loved by all her 3mill fans/shoppers/bots. Scary.
She sat on the floor to play aqua doodles with Ron but he got up to leave lol, the video sharply cut short, possibly because she was screeching.
Jaymeee then jet washed the bins on the crappy pissy grass; she added a splash of Zoflora. Bin juice flying all over. Yum.
As it’s so boring she normally doesn’t do it, but she then shared some behind the scenes pics of one of her brand partnerships zoom demos. Riveting stuff.
Still no beach piccies, the arrogant smug cocktease she is.
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Sophie does not have a middle name, she added Rose in her teens.

BBQ scandal - Breaking lockdown rules by having a family bbq - reported in The Sun newspaper but she has never denied/confirmed it.

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She left messages on a fans mobile phone so these can be listened to here.
Voice Notes (VN) Thread 151 post 244.

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Latest gaffe


For new members.

Kate to the party and #bekond are typos from Hinchers so Tattle are using them.
Among others, a few words below, etc. that we use, there are many more, either rude or sarcastic.
Onslow, Vestlife, Kanye Vest etc. = Jamie as he is seen to always wear vests.
Freda/Ma Barker = Zophs mum.
Lardsome/fat bastard/chicken strip = Henry.
ATV = all the vest = Jamie wearing vests and she uses ATB (all the best).
RonRon etc. = Ronnie

News

She has written a memoir ‘book’ called This Is Me out Oct 1st
She has trademarked her Mrs Hinch name, so expect a range of cheap and cheerful goods galore to come out (assuming eBay).
She has been signed to a PR company called dundascomms, so expect big things like TV appearances.

Facts we’ve seen: - contributions from @SarcasticEllis @bellinibobble @SunriseRae and @Loulou

- Unsafe tips i.e. fire hazards and furniture damage due to misuse of products - ignored rather than addressed e.g. Lenor on soft furnishings (this takes away their fire retardant properties) and spraying diluted Zoflora on everything (flammable). She has stopped this but has not told her hinchers to cease this practice (from the Hinch groups on Facebook it’s clear they still do it- and burn Zoflora in their wax melters).
- Promotes products (and/or the ingredients that go in them) which are tested on animals (including dogs).
- The fire services issued a plea for people to stop putting vases of flowers on hobs after she was seen doing it. We joke that’s the reason she had her kitchen redone she got a new hob but the vase of flowers disappeared.
- Encouraging Hinch hauls and buying more stuff especially non-essential shopping during a pandemic when many are losing jobs.
- Allegedly buys followers. Gets a steady few thousand a day, even when completely inactive! Bum stretcher and cumslut are some of our particular favourites.
- She’s a P&G partner but stored her washing tabs unsafely under her sink, in reach of her crawling baby. Hence the reason why Vogue Williams is now promoting the Fairy safety TV advert instead.
- Pre-records a lot of her content. She actually does very little cleaning. Her bracelets often disappear and then reappear mid story.
- Using a ridiculous amount of chemicals/doesn’t give a toss about the environment. Thinks washing 2 or 3 items at a time is fine because it’s at 30c.
- Has been warned by the ASA numerous times regarding undisclosed ads. She is one of the worst for not labelling stuff as gifted etc. or she writes it really small in her stories/in white on a light background. She isn’t clear about her earnings on eBay swipe ups and affiliate links. Basically she’ll do anything to avoid disclosing properly. We got to £40,000 of gifted items and gave up counting.
- Despite numerous tattle members warnings/cautions about safeguarding, she continuously posts naked pictures of her baby in the bath.
- Doxxing. She never shares the identities of her hinchers when sharing their stories, but will share ‘trolls’ and then steps back to allow the barmy army to attack on her behalf. This has happened many times. She also likes to reply to people on IG crying troll, then delete her comments a few seconds after and leave the army to finish off.
- Spent Jamie’s 40th birthday in an Audi dealership claiming not to have purchased anything. Then posted a picture on her personal IG account at Christmas showing the house with a Range Rover and a new Audi in the drive, but the account went private when called out about it on here.
-The Daily Record newspaper ran an article about her Zoflora ‘hack’. She pours boiling water into a glass jug to test the scent. Zoflora say the product should not be mixed with boiling water because the results of that have not been tested.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/...-Hinch-sparking-dangerous-interior-trend.html



 
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I bet next week there will be thousands of folk sat in science lectures ( either in uni or via zoom) being told to completely ignore or to challenge anything they read via social media about chemicals especially if it originated from Zoph!
 
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What's the latest with home bargains? They've posted another countdown
Always kate to the party, can't keep up with you pastry trolls
Wonder is it her home products stuff? Grey knives and forks and napkins and pinnies 🤮
 
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What the actual duck does she keep shouting mumasss for at that poor kid?!?
 
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Omg at her parents again like seriously!!’ I thought she stayed at theirs for the weekend!!!
 
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What's the latest with home bargains? They've posted another countdown
Always kate to the party, can't keep up with you pastry trolls
I call a bingo on either in scent wash booster or ironing water
 
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I have a few pages to catch up on but I have to comment now to say, in the last video of the child walking towards them at her parents.... Why...whhhhy...WHYYYY does she just randomly say mamma to him!?! It doesn't make sense! That's like my nephew walking over to me and me just going ahhhh 🥴 aunty. It's bizzare, and it triggers the life out of me! Rant over, time to catch up with me cuppa 😂😂
 
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So the last story was to show pa barker then. I reckon cardboard cut out.
 
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SS only now showing her summer arch lol. Why’s that had it doe while the world was supposed to be in lockdown probably. Normally she’s shouting it from the rooftops
 
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Why does she screech mummaaaa at him at every given opportunity.
I think I say mummy a lot but it's in conversation - "give that to mummy please" "show mummy what you've got in your mouth please" "could mummy please have a shite in peace please?" I don't just have some random tic where I have to shout myself.
 
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