Mrs Hinch #223 Soph is knackered from being a wally, tattle wants to know: WHERE IS POLLY?

[Spacemonkey1972]

I just can’t, not today. She’s bad enough, an absolute knobjockey. But her army are even worse. Rushing out to buy a laundry product because it has her name on it. She didn’t do anything. She didn’t split the atom. Didn’t even design the thing. She sniffed an aroma stick. And then saying folk on tattle have no jobs. I’ll think they’ll find most on here do and a lot kept this country going during lockdown. Whereas a lot of them cannot afford things she peddles. That’s no dig at folk on benefits etc, but to get yourself into debt because Zoflo says so Stupidity
Oh and this was an early release to deflect from the zoflora debacle. Quick quick look over here. bleeping melts the lot of them

 

[Handsomezz]

Kate to the party guys, you know, work and all that.

Can we please get a thread going for Mr Inch. He made me rage by talking in the background on Zophs stories thinking he's a bleeping comedian. He's taking over the Hinch household at the minute with his stories. He will have his own fabric softener next... "Willy Hill Breeze" it'll smell of Lambert and Butler, donner kebabs, lynx Africa and turmeric.

 

[Justapeep]

Also.....call me old fashioned....BUT ITS F**KING SEPTEMBER. WHY ARE WE MAKING WINTER CHRISTMAS SCENTS NOW. SUMMER IS BARELY OVER.

Rage over

To deflect the damage caused by her Zoflora cock up. Remember guyzzzzzs it’s a limited edition FO

 

[Pepsi]

I’m predicting a message in the ice cream tonight, written like a kidnapper’s ransom note obvs!

Saying "smashed it my girl" in my best Phil Mitchell voice

 

[JFH]

Are they thick? Does ‘home bargains exclusive’ not give you a clue it WONT be in Tesco or B&M..?

Aye home bargains exclusive yet the only advertising they’ve done today is repost her insta stories..nothing on their grid, nor on Facebook! Defo seems like a rushed release

 

[Upyourshinch]

I really want to watch this but cant find it anywhere

Have you tried netflix ? It was on tv last night ,sorry cant remember what channel but if you have catch up it might be on there .

 

[Astonishing]

Do you know if its kind to sensitive skin?

I have sensitive skin and psoriasis and I have no problems with using it

 

[Dickydoo123]

Don’t want to disappoint! How Bloody rude, ‘Be Kind’ you say. I have a job thank you very much. Ironically unlike Zoph!!!

Our lack of jobs is on par with her lack of grammar

 

[Handsomezz]

Our lack of jobs is on par with her lack of grammar

And lack of brain cells or judge of character.

 

[Anotherwantsamoan]

You guys have me howling with your posts today Im having a really bad morning and I needed a cheer up!

 

[Louk]

I know I'm Kate to the party, & I don't know if it's been said but if she really did feel torn apart by her tattle trolls and wracked with anxiety, she really wouldn't be making a joke about pastry trolls, would she? She's a strong confident saleswoman who probably has a bit of a laugh on here (some of the comments would be uncomfortable to read) but I really liked her story yesterday when she was laughing along with us and taking the piss out of her own crap pastry efforts.

The Hinchers must be completely perplexed by her Tattle backchat, but yesterday she showed some upfront sass, it was love iTTT

 

[What's the craic Jack]

Am starting to think they are stoners! Would explain the random junk food/snacks they eat and the constant spraying of febreze and wax melts to mask smells red eyes, giggles, tiredness

You've just reminded me of one of Brad Pitt's best line in True Romance "Hey get some beer.......and some cleanin products" could explain a lot

 

[Pepsi]

Surely her management at Gleam must be all day every day. Just trying to stay ahead of her constant duck ups!

In other news I’ve just defrosted my freezer - wasn’t so much a Winter Wonderland - more snow plough required. Anyway it’s perfectly acceptable to eat the last Magnum under these circumstances... right?

Is she still with Gleam? thought she had switched to somewhere run by one of Phil Schofields daughters?

 

[Justanorthernlass]

I have sensitive skin and psoriasis and I have no problems with using it

Brilliant. Thank you. Always scared to use new washing stuff as daughter has eczema and a BOP allergy. Ill def try this.

 

[Muchbee]

You've just reminded me of one of Brad Pitt's best line in True Romance "Hey get some beer.......and some cleanin products" could explain a lot View attachment 231861

Telling yas the ssssshhhhlurring of words aswell.

P.s true romance is my favourite film

 

[Justanorthernlass]

Does soph write Mrinch posts? Like what man puts X on end of everything? Lucky if my hubby puts them on my texts never mind posts to the public ha

 

[Wkr2]

I think Soph hasn’t had much marketing behind the release because her management will know that the cult will think they’re in desperate need of her products and there will probably be queues to get hold of it and they don’t want the back lash of encouraging people to shop as we are still in a pandemic after all, it could also be seen as insensitive to be encouraging people to buy products they don’t need - solely because they have Sophie’s Hinch branding on it, when a lot of people have lost their jobs or are recovering from financial loss due to COVID The inevitable will also happen soon when they’re sold out in store and being sold on eBay for crazy money Sophie and her management all know people will go crazy for this so why not donate a percentage of the profits to a BLM organisation or the Yemen crisis etc, she’s just all about financial gain, it’s just a massive marketing scam.

 

[Wee blether]

Have you tried netflix ? It was on tv last night ,sorry cant remember what channel but if you have catch up it might be on there .

Its on Sky W channel.. hope this helps

 

[MrsD33]

Have you tried netflix ? It was on tv last night ,sorry cant remember what channel but if you have catch up it might be on there .

Tried everywhere even youtube!
Thanks I’ll have a look

 

[Sazz1006]

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a Hinshminion spell definitely correctly but maybe it‘s Verucca Salt and will stomp into Home Bargains demanding it NOW.