Mrs Hinch #223 Soph is knackered from being a wally, tattle wants to know: WHERE IS POLLY?

[LilPinkie]

And so it begins

I’m predicting a message in the ice cream tonight, written like a kidnapper’s ransom note obvs!

 

[mgh727]

Do you know if its kind to sensitive skin?

ive got severe eczema and can only use certain products to prevent flares but I’m fine with the method, it’s completely plant based and has nothing harsh in it

 

[Cupcakemum]

Mates? What mates

Exactly, he lost them back in 2018, along with his bollocks

 

[gremlin]

Haha I love how stupid most of these people are. Always getting screamed at to be kind, now that most of us on here don't have a job, yet I find the majority on here have a job and jobs that have kept them away from family during a Pandemic that Sophie seems to of forgotten about!!
Funny how Sophie,
1. Doesnt have a job
2. Is so unkind to everyone that disagrees.
3. Thinks about herself and noone else. Wheres all the giveaways to her amazing fans?? Doesnt happen.

You forgot-

4. The majority of her sheep have rushed out this morning to spend their benefit money on a load of old tit.

 

[shadyessex33]

Inspired by Shady.. A bingo suggestion from me. Wonder if she get sent loads of freebies from P&G like balloon sculptures, cupcakes etc? LIKe A PROpeR InFlUeNCeR

I don’t think they’ll have time for them today. This is a quick rushed release to deflect from the Zoflora debacle

 

[Olivemaks]

She could piss into an empty Zoflora bottle, tell them it's a new scent and they'd all lap it up

Jamie could eject worse into that bottle and they’d all be spraying it on their sofas staining them

 

[Lulubloo]

Hi all, I stumbled across tattle after it was mentioned by a girl I follow on Insta. I have really had my eyes opened and I’m shocked. I get that Hinch is a brand and a saleswoman. However the level of deceit beggars belief!! The funniest thing for me is the bingos! Something is mentioned on here and lo and behold it is on her stories within 24 hours. The only reason a person would expose themselves to ‘trolling’ would be if it benefited them in some way. If she does suffer with anxiety (which I wouldn’t want to make a judgement on either way) then I’m not sure coming on here would be healthy. However she clearly does for content so it baffles me. I’m not keen on attacking the way she or Jahmeeee look though. I think she would be right in saying that negative comments on her appearance are trolling. Still she doesn’t have to look on here.......oh wait, how would she know what to post!?!?!? Some of the stuff on here has me cracking up, so funny! ATV guyyyzzzz

 

[LilPinkie]

She did use a big word PROCREATE, doubt she would have thought of that one

But she was “obssesed”.

 

[mgh727]

Also.....call me old fashioned....BUT ITS F**KING SEPTEMBER. WHY ARE WE MAKING WINTER CHRISTMAS SCENTS NOW. SUMMER IS BARELY OVER.

Rage over

 

[RogueRey]

I really hate the smell of Spring awakening, it stinks like "granny smell " so I have no hope for this Rose Wonderland garbage.. she is trying to tout.

 

[DoodlePoodle]

Surely her management at Gleam must be all day every day. Just trying to stay ahead of her constant duck ups!

In other news I’ve just defrosted my freezer - wasn’t so much a Winter Wonderland - more snow plough required. Anyway it’s perfectly acceptable to eat the last Magnum under these circumstances... right?

 

[Blackjack2]

Surely she should be selling the product and talking about the notes of the fragrance, the inspiration & benefits!?

It’s known as selling itself in the trade. They could package horse tit and put her name on it and it will sell. .. I bet it’s twice the price just because her names on it... hey sheeple she didn’t stand there and mix it up you know? Get a bingo pen and write ‘’ Mrs Hinch’’ on your smartprice conditioner, you will get the same benefits!

 

[Jynx09]

I can categorically state that my eyes have NEVER "burned from tiredness". You need to rethink the shite you douse your house in

To be fair to her, mine have defo burned from tiredness. Shift worker.

 

[keytotruth]

Winter rose

That's my friends daughters name lol

 

[DCICassieStuart]

Surely her management at Gleam must be all day every day. Just trying to stay ahead of her constant duck ups!

In other news I’ve just defrosted my freezer - wasn’t so much a Winter Wonderland - more snow plough required. Anyway it’s perfectly acceptable to eat the last Magnum under these circumstances... right?

I did mine last weekend. It was so bad that I thought Scott of the Antarctic was going to emerge from in there

 

[Dancing Dave]

Mr and Mrs Hinch don't have a job, so they just clean the bog

 

[Justapeep]

Iv heard a bit about method
Wheredid you get it from?

Hi got it from amazon it was only £3 per bottle for fabric softener. The laundry detergent was a bit more expensive but I’m going to try this first and see what washing smells like and then order the detergent if I like it

 

[bellinibobble]

Don’t want to disappoint! How Bloody rude, ‘Be Kind’ you say. I have a job thank you very much. Ironically unlike Zoph!!!

Are they thick? Does ‘home bargains exclusive’ not give you a clue it WONT be in Tesco or B&M..?

 

[MrsD33]

Talking about a reality show has any watched the documentary Stacey Dooley stays over with the jolys , reminded me so much of the Hinch family well worth a watch .

I really want to watch this but cant find it anywhere

 

[Cucumber and eggs]

She really isnt good at marketing products well at all is she? Just same few words perfikt, I just love it, smells nice!!

If say she was gaining a fair few thousand followers on a daily basis, why isn't she plugging her old "books" until the new arrives? What about the grey tracksuit? Never saw her wear it but she just loved it because it was grey!!

If I was a company I would not want any of these influencers promoting my products, they are just in it for the money whether they like the product or not.