I misread that as a hot bath and a line of cokeMy kind of girl
My treat is a hot bath and a bottle of lime coke
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Mrs Hinch #193 £17 for a memoir of lies. Zoph continues to pull wool over sheeples eyes.
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Could you be arsed in cooking all these separate meals? My kids always the same as us , sometimes slightly altered to be kid friendly
Oh my the Hinch army FB page is the gift that keeps on giving
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Yes and have things called jobsDirty knickersunlike Sophlo I change my clothes everyday. And wash my dam hair. But yes it’s been proven time and again they’re the nasty trolls. Currently attacking PB and MissPotts by the looks of things
So when she shows ronnies "lunch", is it actually his tea from the day before?? I mean if it is not sure why she would not just show it as his tea, but I can't think of any other reason she was in yesterday's jumper? She is bizarre
That’s my kind of Friday night tbf.I misread that as a hot bath and a line of coke
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She'll have a perfect excuse not to do any signings or tour with Covid sadly being the way of the world at the moment.
Only Sophie could turn a pandemic round to suit herself.
She’s got her new “memoir” on her coffee table already Honestly near choked on my tea ...
Honestly near choked on my tea ...
Just had new fencing on my front and the old man said do you want to stain it grey? No I bleeping don't, dark oak is absolutely fine.
I do find it funny how she is planning on growing veg and stuff in that new sleeper area that was obviously completed long before she has stated 
. She is going to have guests sitting next to growing produce probably doing duck knows near it all like smoking, drinking etc. Kids will see that as an instant garb and pull. Shes a materialised idiot and nothing more
. She is going to have guests sitting next to growing produce probably doing duck knows near it all like smoking, drinking etc. Kids will see that as an instant garb and pull. Shes a materialised idiot and nothing more
Not a chance in hell are they going to keep the dog out of those planters. Every video she puts on of the shitshow that is the new garden shows him running and jumping and digging all over it, and no one tells him to get down.
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3 of her shabby “books” and then a blag Dior one. Go and take your head for a wobble please Sophlora, there’s people dying.She’s got her new “memoir” on her coffee table already
Nothing she's had done so far is very child friendly is it? She could have integrated a play area into the house design indoors instead of having all that dining area for her to eat her mug shots in. It's all what she likes, even his toys. I literally cannot wait for ronnie to walk and finally break free from behind the sofa because he will 100% be trying to climb those sleepers and pulling out those bloody solar lights!
I thought of Mrs.Hinch today as I paid 2 cleaners to come in and blitz my house (4 hours =£40) while I went out with my kids, walked the dog on the beach for an hour, popped to Sainsbury’s for some much needed new clothes, and polished it off with a drive-thru McDonalds, takeaway for tea and fizzy wine this evening....you know..enjoyed my life?
It was bloody glorious and I go to sleep this evening one happy bunny. No-one to hold me to account for my decisions, no ’brand partners’ to answer to, no DMs to worry about, no reputation to give a tit about, no work hassles!
Sleep tight our Soph- is it really worth it eh?
It was bloody glorious and I go to sleep this evening one happy bunny. No-one to hold me to account for my decisions, no ’brand partners’ to answer to, no DMs to worry about, no reputation to give a tit about, no work hassles!
Sleep tight our Soph- is it really worth it eh?
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Jeez I’m Kate to the party today. So the real Soph came out to play this morning... I see she left the pity party behind & started on the fighting talk. I skipped through the usual “I’m the only person that’s ever loved my baby” & sloppy lunch tit, straight to pre-recorded garden highlights. What the hell is it with those “chopped” cushions. They look awful, same as the ones on the bed, the sofa etc. I hate them 
Completely agree. He has just turned one, eating with his hands is absolutely fine. Espcially spaghetti.
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