That's why she fucked up Jamie's hair last week........he's too ashamed to be in his son's official 1st birthday photos with the helmet hair!!
I have no words. Jesus christ .For those who didn't get to see the potatoe creation on the last thread ... I give you Verne troyer ooppps I mean Ronseal
Long time lurker, first time poster- don’t know if that Jenna comment is real?
That photo is completely staged with the way her dress is all perfectly spread out and positioned. Such a shame she couldn't take just a photo being natural it all had to be staged!Such a shame his dad wasn’t invited
Ohhhh interesting. I can honestly see it being true. Who the duck wears a dress like that for 5 other people that are your familyLong time lurker, first time poster- don’t know if that Jenna comment is real?
The tumble dryer sheet sticking out the pants made me snort with laughter. Funniest thing I’ve heard all day!@Cupcakemum and @Bigbluebox, your going to have to share this one
Congratulations you have won an invite to the Hinch Farm after party lockdown/in bash
The lockin starts in the gazebo with a resounding rendition of "Hes a Jolly Good Fellow" after which Henry will be signing Pawtographs in exchange for a sausage. Selfies taken for a small extra charge or a donation to the Henry Hinch foundation for overweight spaniels owned by Insta z listers (in other words him).
Then you will make your way to the lounge area for leftovers - choices are - hard boiled/poached eggs on rabbit shaped toast (may have a slight after taste of ham about them), some cheerios soil in a cup with broccoli and the star snack - deconstructed Hinch Nachos (doritos, with a chilli sauce dip and some grated cheese on the side) and that every popular crowd pleaser cheesy balls. (as per usual Ella meals will be available for a small extra charge)
After the feast it's the Gift Tour. Marvel at the expanse of plastic, gasp in amazement at the amount of 4+ toys little Ronblesshim has to look forward to. ( garage presents are off limits at this time)
Next it's party games - guess how long the toys will take to biodegrade, pin the tail on the handsnomes, how many people have been blocked today and that old favourite pass the buck and deny everything.
It's not all fun and games though, don't forget those toilet buckets will need emptying, the fag ends won't clean themselves up and the dishes need soaking so don't be a party pooper, roll your sleeves up and get stuck in .
Its time for the night to end, Soph has gone to bed to read tattle, Henry is in a sausage induced coma on the settee and little Ronblesshim is none the wiser about what happened today.
Don't forget to blow the wax melts out ,say bye bye to the pissy stick heart, flick the lights on and off, then tippy toe past Jaymeee lying snoring on the settee, best vest on, the slight glimpse of a Lenor tumble dryer sheet sticking out from his underpants.
Happy Birthday Ron
Yesss get her here ASAP!!!Oooooshhh maybe I should comment telling the neighbour to join us tattle bastards and employ her to be our spy?!
My god she didn’t even bother washing her hairshe’s uploaded guyzzzzzz
See I’m a tad confused here cause didn’t lying Grinch say she was putting the food outside?