indigoipswich
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Long time lurker, first time poster- don’t know if that Jenna comment is real?
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It is real I’m JennaI fuxking hope it is real
Sick_of_it_all
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Mummy’s in a wedding dress and daddy’s in a vest cutting up the penis cake for 6 (30) guests.
Mummy’s in a wedding dress and daddy’s in a vest cutting up the penis cake for 6 (30) guests.
GroundedAngel
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Catered for six, but somehow fed thirty. No wonder the neighbours are getting shirty!
Catered for six, but somehow fed thirty. No wonder the neighbours are getting shirty!
Yes Hun she was approached about it too and was really rude to the other neighbour!! It will be in the paper without a doubt
I’m miserable and think that about people that wish their dead relatives happy birthday on Facebook. I don’t mean a memorial post I mean one pointed at them “dear great,great grandmother, today you turn 157. Have a great day in heaven”
like I say though, I’m a miserable cow.
Pepsi
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@Cupcakemum and @Bigbluebox, your going to have to share this oneOh wow my first thread title guyzzzz how did this happen to me? I haven’t even got any day old popcorn and soggy sandwiches prepared. Best get out of the cheerio sandpit, put my tacky bridesmaid dress on and put some spaghetti in a jug to celebrate. Does that make sense? Atv!
Congratulations you have won an invite to the Hinch Farm after party lockdown/in bash
The lockin starts in the gazebo with a resounding rendition of "Hes a Jolly Good Fellow" after which Henry will be signing Pawtographs in exchange for a sausage. Selfies taken for a small extra charge or a donation to the Henry Hinch foundation for overweight spaniels owned by Insta z listers (in other words him).
Then you will make your way to the lounge area for leftovers - choices are - hard boiled/poached eggs on rabbit shaped toast (may have a slight after taste of ham about them), some cheerios soil in a cup with broccoli and the star snack - deconstructed Hinch Nachos (doritos, with a chilli sauce dip and some grated cheese on the side) and that every popular crowd pleaser cheesy balls. (as per usual Ella meals will be available for a small extra charge)
After the feast it's the Gift Tour. Marvel at the expanse of plastic, gasp in amazement at the amount of 4+ toys little Ronblesshim has to look forward to. ( garage presents are off limits at this time)
Next it's party games - guess how long the toys will take to biodegrade, pin the tail on the handsnomes, how many people have been blocked today and that old favourite pass the buck and deny everything.
It's not all fun and games though, don't forget those toilet buckets will need emptying, the fag ends won't clean themselves up and the dishes need soaking so don't be a party pooper, roll your sleeves up and get stuck in .
Its time for the night to end, Soph has gone to bed to read tattle, Henry is in a sausage induced coma on the settee and little Ronblesshim is none the wiser about what happened today.
Don't forget to blow the wax melts out ,say bye bye to the pissy stick heart, flick the lights on and off, then tippy toe past Jaymeee lying snoring on the settee, best vest on, the slight glimpse of a Lenor tumble dryer sheet sticking out from his underpants.
Happy Birthday Ron
Kimmydee
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Ok, I'm going to say it cos I've been on the wine and know I will probably get a ban for life (It's been nice knowing you guyyyys ATV) but when I saw Ronnie in that rabbit outfit I thought of 'Daffyd The only gay in the village'. OK ill close the door on my way out. keep tattling folks I will miss you.....
Anotherwantsamoan
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She's staying off her stories so she doesn't give away exactly how many people are actually there.
instacharlie
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If I was Jenna I'd just start an instagram account called 'The neighbour' and give a written commentary of her day to day life 
If she did have 30 people round then god only knows where they parked.
She lives tucked away in a corner (you can’t even see the extension unless you physically get out of the car.
All her strategically taken photos make it look like she has so much room but honestly she is so close to the houses opposite and next to her - and everyone absolutely hates her!
they have 2 parking spaces - one taken up by her Range Rover and the other by Jamie’s SQ3. And don’t even get me started on her new gigantic (about a metre wide) white dangly fake hanging baskets. She’s a laughing stock in her neighbourhood.. trust me
She lives tucked away in a corner (you can’t even see the extension unless you physically get out of the car.
All her strategically taken photos make it look like she has so much room but honestly she is so close to the houses opposite and next to her - and everyone absolutely hates her!
they have 2 parking spaces - one taken up by her Range Rover and the other by Jamie’s SQ3. And don’t even get me started on her new gigantic (about a metre wide) white dangly fake hanging baskets. She’s a laughing stock in her neighbourhood.. trust me
shadyessex33
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No particular reason. I just like to drop this stunning pic into each new thread. Gotta keep the dream alive!
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shadyessex33
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How the fuck is Rex missing him?! They’ve met all of 3 times! Stop trying to make it happen! Fucking silly horse
Ok so can we talk abiut the fact that there are literal fan pages for Ronnie? This makes me feel ill tbh. The fact that there are folk out there so obsessed with her baby. I don't even have a child and I feel sick at the idea of people being so obsessed with my imaginary child. How does she not see that she needs to protect him?
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kittymamaxo
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I don’t know what’s worse. The one who says “our ronnie” or the one who wrote his name across her sink. Both need equal amounts of mental help.
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Yellowdoor44
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If I lived next door, this would be me....
Come on neighbours... give us the real juice
