MOD & FOD #5 Don't be fooled by the crap that I flog, I'm still I'm still Clemmie from the blog
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Is there literally nothing they won’t do/say/wear for
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Since when did it become a ‘thing’ to cover yourself in sequins and glitter at a festival? I’ve said it before on here, but festivals used to be all about the music rather than doubling your body weight by dipping yourself in so much sparkly stuff that you’re visible from the moon.
I don’t even know who’s playing at Bestival (apart from the ODs DJing set, but I can’t imagine that’s much of draw for anyone who likes music).
Well, he does wear meggings in his daily life so.....Is there literally nothing they won’t do/say/wear for
Well yeah, he’s sooo relatable - at least we know what St Clemmie wears at home - FoD’s balls in the pocket! Such a pair of dipshits, they really do make me squirm with the sheer smugness of themselves
MoD looks like such a dick in that outfit. And in the stick-on sequins. And the sunglasses. Dick.
People who aren’t DJ’s dj-ing at a festival
Ok then 
but don’t worry, FODs asked everyone to ‘be kind’ so that’ll put us all in our place 
Your name!!Well yeah, he’s sooo relatable - at least we know what St Clemmie wears at home - FoD’s balls in the pocket! Such a pair of dipshits, they really do make me squirm with the sheer smugness of themselves
Gavin and Stacey?I can’t take this level of cringe yet I can’t stop snooping on their stories it’s like watching trash tv.
They know the festival is utter
and they are trying really really hard to pretend to like it 
They know the festival is utter
and they are trying really really hard to pretend to like it People who aren’t DJ’s dj-ing at a festival
Your name!!
Yeah, it’s what my hubby calls me - I look nothing like Nessa though 
I don’t know how they can look in the mirror and maintain any ounce of integrity or dignity .
I’m not a kill joy by any stretch but Bestival is such an arse ache and caters for the bored well off I fail to find the humour.
I’m not a kill joy by any stretch but Bestival is such an arse ache and caters for the bored well off I fail to find the humour.
I wonder if more than 15 people turned up for their set? Cringing for them.
Oh, oh that's bad. That's really bad.
It’ll be full of the fan gang
, probably screaming their undying love.She made a post on 10 July about how her and her husband had a terrible time there last year.
Yeah, the feckless nanny has one of the twins on her shoulders, I’m guessing the other (further up front) is with MOD’s sister (or another nanny?), no idea who has the other two (maybe her agent?)
Also, MODs dancing is so embarrassing
Oh I’m cringing myself inside out 
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!DLAM has their set on her stories at moment. There looks a decent amount of people at it but FOD on the stage is just 
God, this is what happens when smug people all congregate together to bounce about and show people they’re just like the rest of us - despite the glamping, Volvo 4x4’s, sequin jackets, nannies, joint income of £300k+........ (not knocking any of these things individually before anyone gets offended 
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)There is nothing this man won’t do for adoration and attention.
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