Exactly. My midwife told me to write a birth plan so all my preferences were known, but gave me the golden advice to in no way think it would happen because babies come how the come, just go with the flow on the day and ask questions. Good job too, because my "minimal pain relief, natural birth, minimal stay in hospital" became "aaaallll the pain relief, emergency c section, 5 day stay"!
MOD & FOD #5 Don't be fooled by the crap that I flog, I'm still I'm still Clemmie from the blog
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Aw bless her protruding dentures !Ah bless Clemmie, we have a lot of ideas about what to say - the truth!! you money-grabbing, DJ wannabe
Oh my! So much easier to delete/block and call any criticism trolling. Much easier than reading the accounts of people on here who feel you used emotional guilt trips to flog them crap. No, we are all trolls and you are a Saint, just living your best life. Thank you @Yel for showing principles and backbone.
More comments about the existence of Tattle need to be mentioned in their posts to signpost the way to their followers.
they’ll be on the lookout though and I reckon they’d be instantly deleted and blocked. It’s the reason why they haven’t mentioned us directly on their feeds yet. MOD has learned her lesson after the MN debacle.
This was lovely to read. You're the definition of an inspiring mother.
Aww thank you xThis was lovely to read. You're the definition of an inspiring mother.
HahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahaHahahahahahahahahah!!!!! I never want to laugh that hard again GreyWolf my jaws are aching x
I understand, but it seems that some dissenting comments are staying up there for a little bit...
What exactly happened on MN? I missed it all I was away at the time
She came on to have a 'sensible chat' because it had worked so well for Anna Motherpukka. Except Clemmie doesn't have half the brain cells. She was chippy and couldn't hold her own in a debate. I remember one post was something like "can't you see how selfless I am?" or "I do a selfless job" or something.
which was naturally met with hoots of derision.
However, I think DMing her slagging her off was a step too far. How else was she going to react?
I had my 2nd baby 2 yrs ago and had to have a planned c-section under a general anaesthetic (long story) I booked myself in for a wax 3 days before my delivery. When I arrived at the hospital I was told that I shouldn't have had the wax as infection is a real problem and it's best to just 'leave it,' i.e. they don't care. I can't believe that Clemmie who is a practising midwife wouldn't know this? Rant over!
Let me tell you, as a qualified midwife, we literally couldn’t give a flying duck how neat or unruly your pubes are. Or if you’ve shaved your legs. Or bleached your hole. Or painted your toenails. Or has a poo for the last two days. What we want is a healthy baby coming out of your vagina or your abdomen and as quick a recovery and minimal blood loss for our clients as possible.‘Fanny admin’
I had one of my colleagues deliver my baby and I didn’t even care about screaming the words “THIS HURTS LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER” as my son was crowning in the pool. My bush was the least of my worries!!
One of the other insta people ( annoyed because I can’t remember her name) did a YouTube video and said she blocks anyone who says anything negative or asks anything she doesn’t like and she also blocks people who have the audacity to like what the blocked person said, she was quite animated about it and said she recommends any Instagram person to do this as it protects their mental health and it’s their post so they should be able to do whatever they want
I was on that thread, St Clem well and truly had her arse handed to her on a plate. She wasn't in her cosy, sychophantic echo chamber anymore and she had her meltdown. So, she ran crying to MNHQ and they quickly pulled the thread.
Apparently, I screamed “this wouldn’t have been so bad if I’d gone private!!!!”
No idea where this came from as we’ve never gone private, but hey ho 
None of the people looking at my foof were that bothered by this comment as they continued to try and pull my huuuuuge baby out - not sure they were even bothered I hadn’t done my bikini line either I was there too
Yes, it was to the real discredit of MN that they allowed themselves to be bullied by the Hoopers. People who want to make themselves (eye-wateringly) rich must expect the odd challenge that comes their way, engage and move on. Petulance once again from the sainted one and really pathetic by MN.
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Tbf to MOD, she wasn’t saying that you should have a wax before birth. She had one just before she went on holiday, calling it ‘fanny admin’ and some people got upset because they thought they’d be judged when they went into hospital to give birth. Given her profession, it was a bit of an ill judged post. Just because you can share, doesn’t mean you should, which is something both MOD & FOD would do well to remember.
I wonder who we all were. There were some good posters on that thread.
And meI was there too
I wonder who we all were. There were some good posters on that thread.And me too!I was there too
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