Just copied this from Sarah Tomczak’s Insta and my eyes are rolling so far back in my headIf this is How you have to act to be in the it crowd I’m glad I’m such a basic bitch :
It’s fair to say I am not an enthusiastic camper... normally. But we’ve hit @kingsdowncamping with our own pizza oven and barbecue in tow, freshly caught fish, homemade sourdough, a signature camp cocktail and now we’re having a mini festival to celebrate.
A signature camp cocktail? Freshly caught fish and homemade sourdough? It is so try hard it hurts. They need to get the fuck over themselves. I have second hand embarrassment.
Reminds me of this:Just copied this from Sarah Tomczak’s Insta and my eyes are rolling so far back in my headIf this is How you have to act to be in the it crowd I’m glad I’m such a basic bitch :
It’s fair to say I am not an enthusiastic camper... normally. But we’ve hit @kingsdowncamping with our own pizza oven and barbecue in tow, freshly caught fish, homemade sourdough, a signature camp cocktail and now we’re having a mini festival to celebrate.
A signature camp cocktail? Freshly caught fish and homemade sourdough? It is so try hard it hurts. They need to get the fuck over themselves. I have second hand embarrassment.
I make sourdough everyday. Shit...I don’t have social media, how am I going to post about it? The world needs to know how middle class I am, how will I tell them? Shit...what to do?Just copied this from Sarah Tomczak’s Insta and my eyes are rolling so far back in my headIf this is How you have to act to be in the it crowd I’m glad I’m such a basic bitch :
It’s fair to say I am not an enthusiastic camper... normally. But we’ve hit @kingsdowncamping with our own pizza oven and barbecue in tow, freshly caught fish, homemade sourdough, a signature camp cocktail and now we’re having a mini festival to celebrate.
A signature camp cocktail? Freshly caught fish and homemade sourdough? It is so try hard it hurts. They need to get the fuck over themselves. I have second hand embarrassment.
Wow - they are all at it!That mummy smile
What can I say but cringe. Comes across desperate trying to be an instamum. Jumps on any drama I.e. Cash carraway and the whole deal with tattles at the moment.tattle.life
Sixth post down and she’s all over her own thread: Floss.
I have no doubt that 99% of these mummy bloggers/beggars/influenzas have either got a tattle account or lurk on here readingWow - they are all at it!
Maybe I judged them too harshly then...they’re one of the crewI have no doubt that 99% of these mummy bloggers/beggars/influenzas have either got a tattle account or lurk on here reading
Well that sent me down a tattle wormhole!!That mummy smile
What can I say but cringe. Comes across desperate trying to be an instamum. Jumps on any drama I.e. Cash carraway and the whole deal with tattles at the moment.tattle.life
Sixth post down and she’s all over her own thread: Floss.
Normal conditions-one grid post and one story hun about how life changing it is and that it was the best brand you've ever tried. You can have enough for 1 year when we start a delivery service so preferably two posts. If you have beautiful kids you can use them too in the background.Hey coven, has any seen @Axatogrind? Hope you’re ok Axa
Can you imagine, Rainbow! I’d be so embarrassed being out in public if I were themCheers to the oat milk- makes delicious smoothies! but what are my contractual obligations, pray tell?
MorningMaybe I judged them too harshly then...they’re one of the crew
I don’t know why it surprises me when I see the MoFo’s living life as ‘normal’.....almost like I expect to see pics of them crying into their non gifted muesli!Oh to be part of the Ramsgate Influenzer posse...
Tattlers I give you:
BELLWETHER
/ˈbɛlwɛðə/
noun
noun: bellwether; plural noun: bellwethers
the leading sheep of a flock, with a bell on its neck!!! Us
And the second cringiest is that_granny_smile. What does it even mean? Do we all have some sort of weirdly distinctive smile after giving birth/becoming a grandmother? SMH.I have never even looked at her account, but that_mummy_smile is probably the most cringeworthy account name of all the mumfluencers!
Thanks Sansa, everything's OK. I've been catching up with reading here when I can but not getting a lot of time to join in lately! Thanks for keeping the thread going everyone.Hey coven, has any seen @Axatogrind? Hope you’re ok Axa
This is honestly so embarrassingly naffOh to be part of the Ramsgate Influenzer posse...
Tattlers I give you:
BELLWETHER
/ˈbɛlwɛðə/
noun
noun: bellwether; plural noun: bellwethers
the leading sheep of a flock, with a bell on its neck!!! Us
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