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Knew I had some use on this thread
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@Dogmuck, she’s gonna need one of the gold jackets.
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Look at the House of Hooper account’s last posting and read all the negative comments that have been left.
5, 9 and 19 are my favourites. 19 still makes me start singing in my head
Been lurking on the threads for ages (pre Alicegate) but rarely post.....you are all just so funny. Had a bit of a break from Tattle the last couple of months but now sucked back in!
My first suggestion for a thread title #34 Welcome to the housedelaclunge, temptation to post is on its way!
Showing my age here with this one!
Nothing wrong with that. They’re fab quality and YOU PAID FOR THEM!I wish I was worthy of joining your selective group but I must confess: I just bought a pair of veja trainers
My observations come only from a place of pure jealousyI wish I was worthy of joining your selective group but I must confess: I just bought a pair of veja trainers
I’ve coveted a pair since I saw Meghan Markle wearing some #influenced but I’ve always talked myself out of spending that much on a pair of trainers that I’ll probably end up walking the dog in anyway 
Title idea: DLAM stop with the lunge; here comes FOD dripping in clunge clunge
I know we all hope it doesn’t come to that. The very thought of it sends chills all over me. But what of the mum who’s kids pics ended up on the dark web and STILL continued to post pics of them?!Mark my words, there will be a high-profile kidnapping or abuse (you get the idea) case involving the child of an influencer and sadly it will probably take that kind of thing to wake these people up to the safeguarding risks they’re taking. I know it’s a controversial and emotive subject- and I genuinely wouldn’t wish it on my worst enemy- but we can all see that it’s going to happen at some stage, imo. Makes me very sad that one poor innocent kid out there will be what it takes to wake up a whole generation of influencer :-(
They’ll all start frantically deleting pics of their accounts, petrified at the identifiable information out there for the sickos and it will be too late. It only takes one! Often it isn’t who you think either- it won’t be the shady middle-aged dodgy bloke following an account, it will be the vulnerable young Mum who mentions it to a dodgy partner, who then sees an opportunity.
Just imagine.....a mentally ill Mum, high-tails it down to Devon and hangs out at the beach waiting for the one night that Tallulah might walk the dog on her own. This Mum will easily be able to start up a conversation....after all she’ll know everything about Tallulahs life so will be able to pretend like she’s an acquaintance of Rach. It sends chills down my spine to envisage how easy it it....she’d just need to ask her if she’ll take a look at something chicken related (a brand of food? an actual chicken in a box?) in her car....that lovely girl might just believe it. Next thing you know she’s gone...last seen peering into a car on the seafront. Urgh...I’ve freaked myself out now....fucks sake...I’m just a normal person
Bloody outrageous that she did it to begin with, but then to continue!?! I think of lot of these insta people are too far gone and it would have to be a change in laws and the social media platforms themselves (and we know how ineffective they are 
). The influencer industry needs to end. No issue with people sharing items etc that have helped them live easier/better lives (a safe buggy, eco nappies etc) but being paid for it has corrupted them all and made most of them so lazy and desperate (multitool I'm looking at you) a piece of the pie 
Yuck.
Oh hello My little clunge! We’ve been waiting for you!
While we're on the topic of thread titles, may I present today's offering 
Paging Dr @Dogmuck... what do we do now?!?!?! Help!!
The Clunge is BACK! Wahoo!
Now give us all the goss on the rugby neighbour! How big are his balls? Are the oval?
Now give us all the goss on the rugby neighbour! How big are his balls? Are the oval?
Return of the Clunge
Omg- I need all of these for my Pinterest circa 2017 "reno" of my dining room.
Clunge!!!!
come baaaaaaaaaaack!
you can’t just leave that disgusting little ditty there and vanish again!
now - I see i you you’ve referenced DLAM. Why?
come baaaaaaaaaaack!
you can’t just leave that disgusting little ditty there and vanish again!
now - I see i you you’ve referenced DLAM. Why?
We NEEEEEEEED to know!!!Clunge!!!!
come baaaaaaaaaaack!
you can’t just leave that disgusting little ditty there and vanish again!
now - I see i you you’ve referenced DLAM. Why?
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