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[AutumnDays]

I wonder if they sleep in separate bedrooms, in that photo above that FOD is in their guest bedroom and a robe is hanging on the door which is strange unless there was a guest using the room.

Little strange too that we actually know it’s their guest bedroom!

 

[Mustard]

Ugh. His left ear was either filled with wax or hair in that awful unfunny kitchen story.

 

[qwerty_79]

Thank you for sending me down the Rabit hole on Esty.

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But I think this would look better on the 'gram. Or I can always get the hun standard cornwall one:

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Oh no! My husband is a hun!!!!! He used to have the Cornwall one BUT (I feel he needs justification now ) he was born in the West Country and this was a single bloke’s kitchen in another stage of life. He loves it and has kept it in his man cave - to give him credit he did have it nicely framed!
Having those prints though is very much the thing nowadays - I’ve seen them in lots of houses!

 

[rainbowlemon]

Oh no! My husband is a hun!!!!! He used to have the Cornwall one BUT (I feel he needs justification now ) he was born in the West Country and this was a single bloke’s kitchen in another stage of life. He loves it and has kept it in his man cave - to give him credit he did have it nicely framed!
Having those prints though is very much the thing nowadays - I’ve seen them in lots of houses!

Awww I think that's cute. No justification needed. I actually do like them. Maybe some months down the line I'll get a London one! You're lucky this isn't mumsnet otherwise you'd be told to get your ducks in a row and LTB.

I've seen the gold foil looking ones a lot too.

I also like the star ones with specific dates.

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

Oh no! My husband is a hun!!!!! He used to have the Cornwall one BUT (I feel he needs justification now ) he was born in the West Country and this was a single bloke’s kitchen in another stage of life. He loves it and has kept it in his man cave - to give him credit he did have it nicely framed!
Having those prints though is very much the thing nowadays - I’ve seen them in lots of houses!

I’m impressed to hear of a single man with a framed print in his kitchen tbh, when I met my husband he had one plate and one bowl... I’ve not seen it IRL but I hear some of them don’t even have bedframes.

That could be a project for him now he’s impassioned about interior design, FOD eye for the single guy coming to Netflix soon huns x

 

[Agent Krycek]

Couple of interesting snap shots from an old interview with clemmie. So interestingly the twins room was going to be the big master bed room. Also, her selfish attitude really shines!!

This is really funny - how can they say with a straight face that it is Sly running the House of Horrors? It's all such a farce!

 

[ILoveUnicorns]

This is really funny - how can they say with a straight face that it is Sly running the House of Horrors? It's all such a farce!

Yep must think we are all very stupid to buy in to it just being his account

 

[Emmadale]

This. This smug face is the one he does that I just really dislike....a couple of attempts of screenshot and managed to get it.

 

[Pocahontas]

He’s added to the list of #thingsyoudontseeanymore cos we’re clearly on the edge of our bleeping seats - and now we have stray dogs, and torn porn mags in bushes. Have you been looking, FOD?! So that explains the long bike rides whatever floats your boat.
I’ve got something to add to the list of things you don’t see any more. I’ll give you a clue - it’s all the more evident when you wear Lycra.

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

His stories content is like buzzfeed circa 2012

 

[Pocahontas]

His stories content is like buzzfeed circa 2012

Absolutely spot on. I love your on the nose associations and tangents!

 

[OhMyWord]

Yep must think we are all very stupid to buy in to it just being his account

I mean, a big chunk of them would say it’s none of our business and we’re just jealous so stupidity kinda fits in there

 

[Bizziebody]

Saw that ... my thoughts exactly! Spare us your cutesy pseudo-whimsical banter while Clembot nibbles good-naturedly on a crust of bread. Why is she always just out of shot as well? It’s like she’s nervous of showing her full self. Like ‘Hi guys! I’m here for everyone who misses and loves me! But I’m not for those who still have a problem!’

fOddy has really gone to town on that forehead! Everyone knows your forehead has more creases than Clemster's pure linen sheets.Knobhead.

 

[Titfer]

fOddy has really gone to town on that forehead! Everyone knows your forehead has more creases than Clemster's pure linen sheets.Knobhead.

New Thread Title: Fod has gone to town on his forehead, but we all know it has more creases than Clemster's pure linen sheets

 

[GildedButterfly]

Can someone just clarify this conversation ...

Is he actually trying to make a joke about an 8 year old boy having an erection ... and the boys mum also wanted to make the same joke?

 

[Pocahontas]

Can someone just clarify this conversation ...

Is he actually trying to make a joke about an 8 year old boy having an erection ... and the boys mum also wanted to make the same joke?

FFS! His humour is the worst kind of puerile, unfunny tit. And I’m sorry but the mother is a knob for pandering / encouraging him. That’s your 8-year-old boy, you dick. Why anyone would want to joke with FOD (a stranger to her, no matter what else is projected) about her 8-year-old having ‘morning wood’ haha makes me SICK

 

[Bizziebody]

FFS! His humour is the worst kind of puerile, unfunny tit. And I’m sorry but the mother is a knob for pandering / encouraging him. That’s your 8-year-old boy, you dick. Why anyone would want to joke with FOD (a stranger to her, no matter what else is projected) about her 8-year-old having ‘morning wood’ haha makes me SICK

Maybe last year, the vile Sophie Cachia was having a very similar disturbing conversation about her son. They are all disgusting, I'm just surprised these moron parents didn't attach photographic evidence to back up their laugh a minute bull tit.

 

[Breakdance Badass]

And none of it original or even honest. So obvious he’s tried to think of something to post, that he and Clammy could be having the “bants” about Oh the faux hilarity! How we laughed!

 

[qwerty_79]

Awww I think that's cute. No justification needed. I actually do like them. Maybe some months down the line I'll get a London one! You're lucky this isn't mumsnet otherwise you'd be told to get your ducks in a row and LTB.

I've seen the gold foil looking ones a lot too.

I also like the star ones with specific dates.

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Had to google what LTB means in mumsnet world! Some of the gold foil ones are nice - I do remember MOD did an ad (back in the day when I followed her for like 10 days) for a guy in Bristol who made them and they looked rather impressive. I cannot remember his name and have not seen the print in any of the HOH posts...

 

[MarmiteExtract]

Can someone just clarify this conversation ...

Is he actually trying to make a joke about an 8 year old boy having an erection ... and the boys mum also wanted to make the same joke?

Yikes. The use of the wink emoji just makes it even more inappropriate.