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[blurstoftimes]

Ooooooh a fyre fest joke - sly please stop with this fresh, original and hilarious content it’s just too much for Darlene and her weak pelvic floor

 

[WhittlingIhopMonkey]

Why can Marnie not see a friend once they social distance? Surely that's the answer to her melt down?

Surely that's preferable for her mental health to having her dad post letting 960k people know that she had a wobbler?

Can they not let her be her own private person without mining her teenage angst for content?

 

[LuBiLu]

The comments on his SpaceX photo are brilliant.

I don't see any huns commenting about how it was all a mistake, and bring Clemmie back.

Just when they probably thought they could slowly bring her back, testing the waters with little clips here and there, it's all blown up in their arrogant faces.

You'd think no self respecting business would even go near them now, and let's hope they don't.

He will carry on for the lols though. And will be back in a week or two with more irrelevant shitty posts.

Best thing they could do is close down both accounts and disappear off social media.

I just feel so sorry for the children.

 

[Slatternly]

They really don’t have an original thought in their heads. It’s all so contrived and derivative. The ‘you never see white dog poo anymore’ is so obviously dug up from twitter 10 years ago and he’s palming it off as their own quirky little observation.

Not forgetting the fact they will have run through this scene about 6 times before the achieved the correct level of the natural, coupley banter of a Sunday morning look. I imagine he shouted at her between takes whilst the older girls looked on in despair.

God he’s a cunt.

 

[Axatogrind]

Surely the House of Horrors would have lined up a trilogy of posts about their kitchen-slash-dressing-room to coincide with being featured on the Herringbone Kitchens website? Come on you two, chop chop!

Oh, what's that you say? Herringbone Kitchens deleted the whole feature?

 

[Bizziebody]

Must be shit to be fod, poor dear is missing out on stag doos and festivals, never mind the people who have lost jobs and loved ones during this time, self absorbed knob.
Surely that bath tub could have been sold or donated to someone who could have used it.
I wonder if his parents look at this crap he puts out and think 'how proud are we'.

 

[Twittrerisyouroffice]

What a coward FOD is to post that on stories and not the grid. Shows how little he really means what he posted

It really took him until this week to reflect on his white cis male privilege? Even after he was called out on white saviourism tropes on their 'charity' trip to Madagascar? Or his wife was widely accused of racism?

 

[Noodles16]

I still can’t believe they didn’t tidy their wardrobes and drawers before the photo shoot. I mean, they are in such a horrendous untidy state. How could they be ok with that? It’s absolutely mortifying. It’s like they took their style inspiration from the rails at TK Maxx. Jumble sale chic. Except nothing chic about it.

 

[LuBiLu]

What the actual fuck have they done to that room?

The island is repulsive. The room is way too small for that monstrosity to sit there.

They've ruined such a beautiful room. Those windows and fireplace just get lost in all the tacky white, pink and gold. The wardrobes are horrific. Custom made? Fml.

Should of gone to a bespoke wardrobe company. Ones who specialise in just wardrobes. The floor to ceiling fitted ones are amazing, and you have the height to hang long garments properly. It is actually making me twitch looking at the photos.

 

[Breakdance Badass]

Those steps look like a neck break waiting to happen, and non-pull light switch? I didn’t even think they’d put those inside a bathroom? In our old house when the bathroom was being done I asked for spots with a dimmer and they said they could do it but the switch would have to be outside

As someone with a VERY weak bladder those steps terrify me. I go at least once, if not twice, a night to the loo. A couple of sherbets and I’d be found lying at the bottom with a broken ankle!

 

[LuBiLu]

Couple of interesting snap shots from an old interview with clemmie. So interestingly the twins room was going to be the big master bed room. Also, her selfish attitude really shines!!

I can even hear that monotonous voice of hers too.

Everything about her screams greed and status. She would of been better off marrying a footballer.

And due to her screwing up, they are now having to beg for freebies and discounts. Unlucky.

 

[Loopybird69]

It’s been FOREVER since I posted, I tried to step away from the cesspit that is insta and certainly this pair of cretins but what happened to George Floyd has pulled me back in.
Has anyone seen his highlights? He’s that “into” and supportive of “black lives matter” even tho his wife is a racist that he couldn’t even name the highlight correctly

wtf is BML?!? F*%king white male privilege right there

 

[Heretoread84]

Do you know what has really got my goat sbout this whole MOD / FOD racism saga? Clemmie effing Telford. She is literally besties with MOD. Just look back to the birth of Greta - Clemmie was the first to visit, and is sat next to a virtually naked Telford. Yet Telford has NEVER addressed her connection with Mod post alicegate - and is now so far up CB's ass it's unreal. Why is no one calling CT out on item?!

 

[Spiesandliea]

What the hell is wrong with him, is he ok? This is so so weird

 

[Strawberry-pot]

Someone call Mrs hinch and get her to sort that mess out... is that An actual joke?! Why wouldn’t they sort it tidy for a picture

 

[Rosieee]

It certainly feels like the tide is turning...

This has been felt multiple times over the past months and yet he was back a couple of days later with a random post like nothing happened. Not sure he can pull of off this time but never underestimate him!

 

[Titfer]

Author Alexandra Heminsley calling out the HOH page

And this....

 

[notthefullshilling]

The fact that you can’t sit on the chair and be in the centre of the mirror really irrationally grates on me.

Snap!

Bet MOD thinks this should have been her on the cover of Vogue..

 

[LuBiLu]

No Dorset Cereals?
I remember the Ad they did for that cereal. With their empty bowls of air.

 

[Wolf359]

Further the Zoom party during St Clemmie’s bout with Covid, was that the one where they all dressed up as Mexican women?

Wasn’t DLAM wearing a Native American headdress?

When I see what a fool they made of themselves I realize that they would have never lasted in this industry no matter what. They got really lucky, were at the right place the right time, both (were!) good looking with cute kids. But they are way too stupid and entitled to make it big. It it wasn’t Alice it would have been something else.

You’re absolutely right. They’re too dim and entitled to realise that they got super lucky. They couldn’t comprehend they’d been #gifted a massive leg up. So they didn’t put the real work in; they kept expecting things to just be handed to them on a plate in return for looking pretty in insta-tat. And, bless them, they seem to be baffled as to why it’s not working any more.