One of my dogs is called Merlot 
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What? You have a best friend who is tea total? Weird friendshipOne of my best friends, who is teetotal, had a house party for her 40th and inherited soooo much wine, champagne that people had brought to the party to share but there was LOADS as she had also catered for her drinking friends. Anyway, she offered to send some to me for lockdown ... but I felt guilty about her organising the delivery, etc and said nobut may reconsider
Also you are doing her a massive favour...get that tit out of her life...get it delivered to you immediately!
Also I like a good quality New Zealand Sauvignon Blanc or a Spanish Rioja or a Malbec - everything else you can distribute amongst the others. I’m cool with that
Unlike dogmuck, I’m not fussy at all...feel free to send me anything as long as it’s mildly flammable haha
I’m a frontline worker so I deserve it right?
I’m a frontline worker so I deserve it right?
Look I told her to distribute the other stuff to you lot.
Thank you for everything you do.
Actually you really need to taste a good Malbec 
I can only drink white and pink, like the basic witch I am. One sip of red has me face down in the toilet...I think it’s the tannins? I’m also just a very sicky person. It’s very frustrating cause my favourite food is soup but as soon as I have half a cup, it comes straight back up!! It’s also my body’s default reaction when I’m overtired etc? I’ve started most of my shifts this week with a big sick...bizarre!Look I told her to distribute the other stuff to you lot.
Thank you for everything you do.
Anyway please don’t thank me, I live out in the country and we have a very manageable amount of cases - we all feel like frauds whenever we get congratulated for our work. I’m sure it’ll get busier, but at the minute, most of us are just sat around waiting for it to get busier. It’s a strange time to work indeed.
Just caught up! Hope everyone is safe and well!
I’ve also been painting- and also hovered over the click and collect button for about a week before I committed but can’t explain how therapeutic I found it and how much better I feel now it’s done. Our garden is tiny (never bothered us as we’re a stones throw from the beach and from our parents who have big gardens) but now it’s our only option I’ve found it incredibly depressing so it’s been my mission to make it beautiful!
We’ve been getting online food deliveries as my husband and my son are both classed as vulnerable, but other than that I’ve tried to keep purchases to only the necessary.
Sorry I’ve rambled with a lot of tit you probably don’t want to know
though I really want to.
I’ve also been painting- and also hovered over the click and collect button for about a week before I committed but can’t explain how therapeutic I found it and how much better I feel now it’s done. Our garden is tiny (never bothered us as we’re a stones throw from the beach and from our parents who have big gardens) but now it’s our only option I’ve found it incredibly depressing so it’s been my mission to make it beautiful!
We’ve been getting online food deliveries as my husband and my son are both classed as vulnerable, but other than that I’ve tried to keep purchases to only the necessary.
Sorry I’ve rambled with a lot of tit you probably don’t want to know
I cannot touch red either
though I really want to.
So far my husband has done the food shop, I was actually relieved as I didn’t want to go out and face it after my last visit just before lock down. The queue around our local Tesco has been huge so before you even get in you can be outside for 45mins at least in the morning 
I haven’t been to a shop in 4 wks now, it’s so weird not going out apart from a walk but my two girls are coping so well! They haven’t moaned and have been getting on better than ever!
I haven’t been to a shop in 4 wks now, it’s so weird not going out apart from a walk but my two girls are coping so well! They haven’t moaned and have been getting on better than ever!
I had waaay too much wine last night, weirdly got back into white wine since Lockdown. I’ve not been to the shops for 4 wks, my husband is doing the food shops as he’s still working so still out and about. Not sure of some of his rather odd choices.... chicken hotdogs for example, that even the children have refused! I’ve made one Amazon order, I felt bad but it was for a pizza stone and also got acrylic paint pens for the kids to paint rocks as gifts for our elderly neighbours who are isolating.
Thanks to FOD I’ve checked my subscriptions, unlike him I don’t have any because I’m not an hole who doesn’t watch what they spend!
for example, that even the children have refused! I’ve made one Amazon order, I felt bad but it was for a pizza stone and also got acrylic paint pens for the kids to paint rocks as gifts for our elderly neighbours who are isolating.Thanks to FOD I’ve checked my subscriptions, unlike him I don’t have any because I’m not an hole who doesn’t watch what they spend!
Just been re-reading some of his comments on his mum porn post. He genuinely thinks he is not being sexist because HE is doing the housework. Yes Si, that’s not sexist - but making out women will get horny over it is!!
Omfg!! I’ve done that on google and found is-a-cunt.comTo be fair your cocker spaniel has more cock than h
i think we might have to spend some time at “RELATE” to try to figure this tit out and how we will go forward, the FC thing has just put me in a dark place, but to be fair @heretoreaditall2019 has just proposed and she’s down with my frugal lifestyle plan, so you know, I have options here! Maybe best if you just go have a word with yourself, look through all the accounts you are following, do a google search on each of them, put in, for example “is Fearn Cotton a bleep”. All the answers are out there, you just need to look
Tattle is my bedtime reading. But this week I’m on holiday and now as not going anywhere i will mostly be reading is-a-cunt.com 
thank you His comment on budget Clemmie’s post 
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Sold the thermomix, probably got the bloody thing for free. Miserable arseholes could have donated it to a charity .
We are the same, spoken to a few nurses etc and they say the waiting is worrying xx
Probably didn't even know how to use it...especially if they're eating Gusto pre prepared meals and McCain fries
But mOd can cook, she shared her recipe for avocado on toast.
Life changer, that was. Avo. Cado. On toast! Mind blowing.But mOd can cook, she shared her recipe for avocado on toast.
Yes, I thought so, I had no idea how to make it. MoD taught me how.
I went back through his posts to see if I was remembering the whole ‘you can always find her in the kitchen at parties’ thing properly to make a joke. But instead I found a photo from that night with 1000 comments under it (between Christmas and New Years). His latest post has 123 comments. Ouch! How the mighty have fallen.But mOd can cook, she shared her recipe for avocado on toast.
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