MOD & FOD #28 Pink jumpsuit MAMIL, toe of camel, had corona, but got no boner

[Titfer]

Have you got any spare knuckle dusters to fashion into taps? Otherwise it won’t look very trendy! I saw on the recent police update thingy ‘Buying paint and brushes to paint your kitchen - no!’ So I hope you didn’t get frisked in Wilko... or maybe the timeline of this is all wrong

I bought loads of essentials with two tubs of paint and had to navigate down the one way system that nobody else was following No frisking

 

[Treeofforgiveness]

Fidn’t??? FFS....

 

[Pocahontas]

Fidn’t??? FFS....

Judging from the pisspoor spelling he’s clearly set up another account and sent himself a message

 

[Treeofforgiveness]

Judging from the pisspoor spelling he’s clearly set up another account and sent himself a message

agree

 

[blurstoftimes]

Ref the post further up about what his friends must think....I really don’t think he has many otherwise he’d be showing them off as he has the bloody camera out at any given opportunity. There was skiing and cycling pics a while ago so not sure how he latched on to them but remember the rugby when he was adding pics with random new mates he’d found, cringe.

But work colleagues is one that really interests me, would love to know what they thought, there’s some about finding personal things out about work people that makes you see them differently. I couldn’t imagine having to have a meeting with someone I’d seen pratting about in his wife’s clothes or being called out for being a sexist twit, credibility at work must be so low!

Didn't he miss his christmas work do because no one reminded him? I think that's a sign of how popular he is at his work place...

Sounds like a tit soft rock band

Pretty much suited for FOD then. Oh no I forgot that he's *really* into deep house.

 

[OhMyWord]

Yes! Thank you off to spend money I don't have

Maybe if you cancel some app payments you didn’t know about?

 

[PoorPatrol]

Didn't he miss his christmas work do because no one reminded him? I think that's a sign of how popular he is at his work place...

I even remember saying at the time, I could remember the dates of all of my friends various work dos! He’s the knob that everyone at work avoids all day, I bet nobody mentioned it when he was in the office and not WFH, also known as dicking about videoing the twins.

 

[Blurp]

Fidn’t??? FFS....

WTF is that open gobbed picture all about?

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

I’m so proud of my string of hearts plant, I’ve had to post a pic

Your fireplace is gorgeous!!

I’ve been yearning for more indoors plants, I binge bought a ton last year when I was stuck inside the house (why couldn’t Alice have exploded earlier so I could have found you all then???) and I’ve been trying to get more from a local firm who do veg / fruit boxes too but their phone lines are rammed! I feel guilty buying anything but also completely housebound ahhhhh what are you guys doing about the ethics of isolation purchasing??

 

[rainbowlemon]

Fidn’t??? FFS....

TBH I wouldn't put it past him to create another insta account just to be able to message himself. Spelling age also checks out.

 

[Treeofforgiveness]

Your fireplace is gorgeous!!

I’ve been yearning for more indoors plants, I binge bought a ton last year when I was stuck inside the house (why couldn’t Alice have exploded earlier so I could have found you all then???) and I’ve been trying to get more from a local firm who do veg / fruit boxes too but their phone lines are rammed! I feel guilty buying anything but also completely housebound ahhhhh what are you guys doing about the ethics of isolation purchasing??

Thank you xx
I’m buying nothing at all online-tbh there’s nothing I’m desperate for. Although I do want/need that little plant pot

 

[caitlinbullen]

Watch out @HouseOfHorrors, @Dogmuck is trying to be subtle but in reality she has you pegged as MOD/FOD or a close friend. Her question is the educated version of ‘Hi Simon , welcome to the thread’

@HouseOfHorrors Welcome to the dark side.
I’m really intrigued to know, what brought you to Tattle? So for me I just heard about it once the Clemmie/Alice gig blew up, came in for a nosey, realised I’d found people who were saying “out loud” what I was thinking and better still these people were smart and funny.
What was your trigger? Just being nosey really.

 

[Titfer]

Bathroom update - jesus it's bright but goes well with the (free) marble tops....

 

[Treeofforgiveness]

Bathroom update - jesus it's bright but goes well with the (free) marble tops....
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That’s a lovely colour-are you pleased with it?

 

[rainbowlemon]

Your fireplace is gorgeous!!

I’ve been yearning for more indoors plants, I binge bought a ton last year when I was stuck inside the house (why couldn’t Alice have exploded earlier so I could have found you all then???) and I’ve been trying to get more from a local firm who do veg / fruit boxes too but their phone lines are rammed! I feel guilty buying anything but also completely housebound ahhhhh what are you guys doing about the ethics of isolation purchasing??

I ordered my sister some Seed & bean chocolate, but I haven't bought myself anything other than food which I already had in. I haven't been out for almost 14 days and 15 the other time before- I still caught a bad cough from the girl I share the bathroom with.

I wouldn't be a Instagrammer's dream target sheep though. I mainly stopped buying clothes two years ago- when my cupboard rail broke under the weight of everything I had. In that time I've bought one pair of running shoes and a pair of gloves as I lost mine and it get's cold here. I also stopped buying books apart from school ones. Read a lot using online libraries and audiobooks. I don't buy any new makeup or perfume either.As I'm going to move back soonish when my degree is done. So I've been slowly trying to get rid of things I already have.

My money does go on bucket loads of therapy though.

If you're in Crystal palace- there's brownandgreencafe doing deliveres + I follow Jack's patch in Essex who has his own urban garden and he's just started doing boxes.

P.s Plantporn

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[Dogmuck]

Watch out @HouseOfHorrors, @Dogmuck is trying to be subtle but in reality she has you pegged as MOD/FOD or a close friend. Her question is the educated version of ‘Hi Simon , welcome to the thread’

Oi @caitlinbullen - it hadn’t actually crossed my mind that could be FoD but I am intrigued as to why you would think that. My game for outing fodders goes like this (you may have seen it...several times) Hi Sly, Hi Clemmie. When I come up with a new format I’ll let you know.

Ahhh guessing the Eddie Stobbart truck comment got to ya!

 

[skronkywildcat]

I feel guilty buying anything but also completely housebound ahhhhh what are you guys doing about the ethics of isolation purchasing??

Trying to stick to food items only. But I did buy a pair of joggers to wear round the house because I didn't have any. Also very tempted by the Marimekko/Uniqlo collab that is launching on the 23rd. I bake a loaf of bread once a week for my postie to say thank you! He's a lovely guy. (I don't fancy him).

 

[OhMyWord]

Your fireplace is gorgeous!!

I’ve been yearning for more indoors plants, I binge bought a ton last year when I was stuck inside the house (why couldn’t Alice have exploded earlier so I could have found you all then???) and I’ve been trying to get more from a local firm who do veg / fruit boxes too but their phone lines are rammed! I feel guilty buying anything but also completely housebound ahhhhh what are you guys doing about the ethics of isolation purchasing??

We buy food, and wine, and that’s about it. We did have a mouse visitor the other night so kinda had to Prime some traps (I may have screamed, my poor neighbours). I use the library for ebooks and live in workout clothes.

But I refuse to jump on this essentials shaming thing I see on FB. If it’s important/necessary to a person, then that’s that.

 

[rainbowlemon]

Trying to stick to food items only. But I did buy a pair of joggers to wear round the house because I didn't have any. Also very tempted by the Marimekko/Uniqlo collab that is launching on the 23rd. I bake a loaf of bread once a week for my postie to say thank you! He's a lovely guy. (I don't fancy him).

I tease my dad and say I'm the milkman's daughter...

p.s that's lovely of you hun.

 

[Titfer]

That’s a lovely colour-are you pleased with it?

I am- thank you Covid for the lack of choice