MOD & FOD #28 Pink jumpsuit MAMIL, toe of camel, had corona, but got no boner

[Emmadale]

On the subject of freebies I saw this earlier from Elle of Feathering the Empty Nest account. Following the loss of her child a few years ago, she shared the other day that’s she’s pregnant again after miscarriages and a long time trying.
She’s obviously had lots of brands jumping on the news offering her freebies so I love how she’s said she’s got what she needs and doesn’t want it in a polite way.

Such a world apart from the grabby SODs who’d even accept free oven chips and milk!

 

[HouseOfHorrors]

Hello everyone, I’m de lurking to say it was me who told him to educate himself about feminism.
I wanted to tell him I wouldn’t DM him and any discussion could happen in the grid but curiosity got the better of me so I did DM him. I just said what do you want to discuss or something and was going to telling him to do his own research. Anyway, guess what? He didn’t reply. Clearly just wrote that to make it look like he gave a shit, even though it came across as shitty behaviour to anyone with a brain.
So thought you lot would be interested in the gossip.

 

[Lipsofchicken]

 

[PoorPatrol]

Why is everything he does he massive fuck up even getting corona virus something that should garner well wishes and sympathy he manages to lie about. The two of them couldn't tell the truth if the were paid to do it.

Exactly Slymon, you had ONE JOB, get fake Coronavirus. Fucking twat can’t even get that right.

 

[Brian Butterfield]

What exactly is his job ?

Full time Twat

 

[Blurp]

Old lady rooms and lies a plenty, soon he'll be down to 720.

 

[NovemberBella]

Wish I didn’t have work to do today, but noticed this spot on comment

 

[CakeQueen]

What a fucking
I’ve not been on till now because I was in shock about the mum porn post!
However, just watched the stories about building the planters where he makes out he’s done it today and then announces ‘2 weeks on they’re still alive’- so 2 weeks ago he was building planters? Wasn’t he meant to be in the grip of covid then? Can anyone draw up some kind of diagram of when he’s said he was ill/when we know he blatantly wasn’t

 

[PoorPatrol]

I hope MOD just casually walks past the background of his next inane insta story.... holding a bowl of salad and giving the camera a hard stare. Clammy, blink three times if you need to be rescued!

 

[Pain of chocolate]

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An early morning post?! That’s a new time slot isn’t it? He’s lost his mind

Also no mention of the imaginary covid test etc. Just pretending it never happened apparently

Why never ending line of girls? Why not just never ending line of children? Yeah we get it you are the only cock in the house. But you are also the biggest cunt too.

 

[Slatternly]

I love it when I scroll down through all the fawning ‘you’re genius!’ comments and see a reassuring salad emoji. It makes me feel less despairing at humanity. Like someone leaving a candle out on a dark night.

 

[NovemberBella]

Me again, so let me get this straight, yesterday they learn that someone close has passed away and today he is dancing around, being a quiz-master whilst she waving a giant catcus. Boy, their grief sure was palpable.
Lying

 

[Rosieee]

Here is my idea of #mumporn : a dad who respects our kids privacy and personal space, play with them without shoving a phone in their face every 5 minutes and also shares the domestic load without bragging about it. Also a partner who doesn’t wear my clothes. Or Lycra.

 

[Bla bla bla yawn]

Another post about a post-covid world where we should all look after the environment and travel less.... stop taking free flights to Abu Dhabi and ripping out perfectly good bathroom suites then, you grabby cunt!

 

[Dogmuck]

OMF...just reviewed my bank account and I’ve just saved myself £870 a month on apps I’ve been paying for, that I don’t even use, for 17 years...gonna check my husbands too!
Thank Fuck Sly is always there with these little household money saving tips for me, honestly, I don’t know what I’d do without his input...right back to making some planters out of those spare pieces of wood I found then onto those fence panels I’ve had just lying around for years.

 

[sassmaster3000]

Surely you're embracing technology, what a knob, maybe her family and friends don't have all the gadgets to embrace her back.WANKER

My grandma is watching her mum die slowly and painfully (she’s refusing fluids and my gran is the only one who can get her to take a few sips of water) and she can’t do anything about it because she’s not allowed to visit the home and my 97 year old great-grandmother understandably can’t comprehend video-chats.
honestly FUCK guys like him. I would have loved to visit her but I said my goodbyes in February because I knew this was coming and I’m a frontline doctor, so I may well be carrying the virus without knowing it.
he makes me so mad. I just really hope that his insta heyday is coming to an end and he’ll be forced back to his regular job without the free shit just because he has a pair of identical twins.

 

[Pocahontas]

Can just imagine him feeling sooooo proud of his composition, posting it, and waiting for the waves of admiration and sympathy to come pouring in - and then a groan from the other room:
‘Simonnnnn, delete it you TWAT. And take my fucking leggings off while you’re at it’.’

 

[Axatogrind]

On a day when the whole family had been "shouting, crying, raging", a 4 year old wanted an extra towel which might have given her some comfort from what was going on around her. He not only refused her this, but whipped out his phone to share her distress for his own benefit. This is a low point even for him. Wow.

 

[Rosieee]

Eva Mendes response to one of her Instagram comments (she responds to every comments).

 

[ILoveUnicorns]

My attempt at a thread title Hoopers in lockdown, nowhere to go, let’s make some crap up & pray my numbers grow.