Pretend cardboard phoneFOD: Keep *FUCKING* smiling Marnie, until the light goes off.
Marnie: That'll be another £20. And I get eight friends to sleep over on my birthday.
FOD: Whatever, just look delighted.
Marnie: *flaps book jacket with ornate light-up interior* Is this what you've been doing since you disappeared the minute you got back from Manila? I thought we might spend some time together. You know mum has been trying on 'fits' in her special dressing room all day and posting on her pretend cardboard phone because you won't let her have a real one. I DON'T THINK ANY OF THIS IS NORMAL, DAD.
FOD: Here's another tenner.
Marnie: Cuh! *RICTUS GRIN WHILE HE FILMS*. Can I go now?
Constipation. Now just waiting *constantly checking* for that email from Ducolax
Same. It's one of the best titles.I'll miss this title when there's a new thread. Makes me smile every time.
It’s really odd how he does this, and it’s a regular thing across all diff tasks. I don’t know if it’s arrogance or a sign of marital distance, did he do this before her fall from grace too?Christ those stories about Marnie’s world book day costume. Anyone wanna count how many times he says ‘I’ and ‘me’?!