MOD & FOD #24 You’re pointless and he is a father

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skronkywildcat

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FOD: Keep *FUCKING* smiling Marnie, until the light goes off.

Marnie: That'll be another £20. And I get eight friends to sleep over on my birthday.

FOD: Whatever, just look delighted.

Marnie: *flaps book jacket with ornate light-up interior* Is this what you've been doing since you disappeared the minute you got back from Manila? I thought we might spend some time together. You know mum has been trying on 'fits' in her special dressing room all day and posting on her pretend cardboard phone because you won't let her have a real one. I DON'T THINK ANY OF THIS IS NORMAL, DAD.

FOD: Here's another tenner.

Marnie: Cuh! *RICTUS GRIN WHILE HE FILMS*. Can I go now?
 

SaladDressing

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FOD: Keep *FUCKING* smiling Marnie, until the light goes off.

Marnie: That'll be another £20. And I get eight friends to sleep over on my birthday.

FOD: Whatever, just look delighted.

Marnie: *flaps book jacket with ornate light-up interior* Is this what you've been doing since you disappeared the minute you got back from Manila? I thought we might spend some time together. You know mum has been trying on 'fits' in her special dressing room all day and posting on her pretend cardboard phone because you won't let her have a real one. I DON'T THINK ANY OF THIS IS NORMAL, DAD.

FOD: Here's another tenner.

Marnie: Cuh! *RICTUS GRIN WHILE HE FILMS*. Can I go now?
Pretend cardboard phone 😂
I have considered the possibility she may have been forced into a complete digital detox after Alicegate by Lord Salad of the Grey Horror House .
Thinking back to the brass effect add-ons shown in the big #reno reveal, particularly the knuckle duster type fitting, that they could have been hidden messages boasting of his newly found power and assertiveness. FoD (slate) Grey..... total control and domination of the fallen St. Clemmie. He who flaunts the obscene amount of international Huns right in her face as they taunt her by typing how wonderful he is! Allowing her the odd glimpse of his glowing Google pixel (#ad)touch screen but snatching away with the harsh reminder she is no longer worthy of virtual freedom.

Its been a loooonnnnggg day with only a 30 mins break so my mind has gone into twisted-fairytale mode!
 

MaxieMoo

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Christ those stories about Marnie’s world book day costume. Anyone wanna count how many times he says ‘I’ and ‘me’?!
It’s really odd how he does this, and it’s a regular thing across all diff tasks. I don’t know if it’s arrogance or a sign of marital distance, did he do this before her fall from grace too?

Don’t know if I’m too newlywed to comment but it’s always a we. I’d only say I did something if I was angry he hadn’t done it as agreed, we’ve been doing the house up and I’m very much the lead (which is natural you’re always gonna get one person driving anything - he’s our CTO and driver and I’m CFO/COO tbh) but it’d feel SO muggy telling people how I arranged this and that and this and husband did nothing?!
 
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