MOD & FOD #22 A draughty pile of pricks #ifyouknowyouknow

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Genuinely think they will be done on insta by 2021. People are getting bored of watching him strangle wank himself into early social media retirement.
 
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Simon’s answer to his question is :

Stand by her.

He just won’t. He will use her, mock her, throw her under a bus, but he will absolutely not treat her with respect. Which every time he chucks his clothes in the floor absolutely knowing it drives her nuts is a prime example off. Horrible little man who loves himself.

He thinks he’s so bleeping cool. It’s painful.

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Chasing the dragon is smoking heroin, off foil.
You don’t smoke heroin in a bong.

twit
In "real life" do you think he actually talks in the same vocabulary as his instagram posts. Instead of 2 words he uses 10, must be a drag to listen to.

I thought his Valentines post was really underwhelming, where was the Clemmie? Could have done a cardboard cut out or something .
Still no wedding ring...
 
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I was literally about to post the same! It's a pathetic cop out of a response! I don't even really understand what it is they're saying?
I also got the same response today! But when I reported a different influencer for doing the same thing, the reply I got was that they were going to contact the influencer (🤮) to remind them of their obligations so it doesn’t really make sense.
 
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I also got the same response today! But when I reported a different influencer for doing the same thing, the reply I got was that they were going to contact the influencer (🤮) to remind them of their obligations so it doesn’t really make sense.
Seems like influencers arent deterred in the slightest anyway. The ASA seem useless.

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I'm not sure he knows how to live without Insta anymore. It would do him the world of good to get on with life without fecking posting all the time.
 
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Having read about Caroline Flack, I am feeling somewhat weird about the ODs. Not that they are prime tabloid fodder and super-well-known tv personalities, but to them it probably still feels like a massive amount of wide, negative exposure, constant criticism, isolation and a loss of livelihood. Even if that livelihood wasn’t well or honestly earned.
 
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Having read about Caroline Flack, I am feeling somewhat weird about the ODs. Not that they are prime tabloid fodder and super-well-known tv personalities, but to them it probably still feels like a massive amount of wide, negative exposure, constant criticism, isolation and a loss of livelihood. Even if that livelihood wasn’t well or honestly earned.
They have the option to step away from social media and put an end to the exposure and being constantly criticised, but unfortunately fod is so desperately fame hungry & greedy for attention and a gifted lifestyle he has sacrificed his children’s privacy for it. So sad 😞
 
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Having read about Caroline Flack, I am feeling somewhat weird about the ODs. Not that they are prime tabloid fodder and super-well-known tv personalities, but to them it probably still feels like a massive amount of wide, negative exposure, constant criticism, isolation and a loss of livelihood. Even if that livelihood wasn’t well or honestly earned.
Neither SOD appears to have a drug habit. That’s a glaring difference for starters.
 
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Having read about Caroline Flack, I am feeling somewhat weird about the ODs. Not that they are prime tabloid fodder and super-well-known tv personalities, but to them it probably still feels like a massive amount of wide, negative exposure, constant criticism, isolation and a loss of livelihood. Even if that livelihood wasn’t well or honestly earned.
Then what the actual duck is Simon doing?
 
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They have the option to step away from social media and put an end to the exposure and being constantly criticised, but unfortunately fod is so desperately fame hungry & greedy for attention and a gifted lifestyle he has sacrificed his children’s privacy for it. So sad 😞
Then what the actual duck is Simon doing?
Yes, this is very true.

Neither SOD appears to have a drug habit. That’s a glaring difference for starters.
True, but not having a drug habit doesn’t exempt anyone from depression or suicide. Anyway, yes, I massively agree with above quoted posts. He is indeed actively courting attention.
 
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I wondered how long it would be before someone made a link between CF and the ODs. Whilst it’s very sad that she felt there was no option but to take her own life (if that is the case), her circumstances and life was polar opposite to that of the ODs. She was a celebrity, that was her job, she lost her job, was being prosecuted for a criminal offence and lost her boyfriend too.

People on here have been suggesting the ODs stop the circus of Instagram and seek help (if needed) and to live their normal life, a midwife and a consultant with 4 healthy children. They have chosen not to. They have continually exploited their children, their children’s privacy and put themselves and their entire family in the spotlight for the entire world to discuss. With that came lots and lots of freebies but with that come criticism too. The ODs are an accident of their own making and if a free lampshade is more important than their families health and well being then that is their responsibility.

No doubt #bekind will be trending for the next few days because that is what this world has become, a pointless hashtag, Clemmie wasn’t being kind when she called her husband a class A twit, or when she ripped apart the other instahuns or when she made blatantly racist remarks among many more things. Slymon isn’t being kind when he uses the images of his children to make ££££. Let’s not confuse these two fundamentally different issues.

And so it begins- influenzas all jumping on the CF story blaming the media, the trolls (that’s us) and negative comments. Mrs Hinch has, bizarrely, managed to squeeze a nice long meme in between her 8billion Disney photos on her stories. Also Mrs Meldrum has managed to not tell us how tired she is for 5 seconds to throw up a meme on her stories too🙄
These people are nothing if not predictable narcissist- look this is what they did to that poor girl, that’s what you’re doing to me! Well get the duck off your phone and clean your house and take care of your kids you basic shites!
 

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Agreed with other comments here. If we were ripping SODs apart for domestic violence claims & criminal court proceedings, accusations of drug/alcohol addiction, self harm, sad rock bottom stuff that CF had to go through in life then yeah I wouldn't be here, and if I was would certainly be thinking about my part in things following the really sad news about her death.

As it is, I believe we're commenting on a man who chooses to post inappropriate images (the swimming pool changing rooms, the ear suck, etc) of his children, share so much they're highly identifiable (schools, address, grandparents' addresses, etc) therefore sadly at risk of god knows what, all for a few freebies. Someone that doesn't declare those freebies at all, as is now required by law.

We all know the terms and conditions of our employment. Clem chose to ignore them & was 'terminated', yes it's unfortunately it's so very public and will continue to be spoken about, but that was the nature of the beast? It clearly can't be bothering them that much if husband is still trying to play the influencer game on Insta can it?
 
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Just been on the CG Tattle page...pretty much sums up what I said - influencers using this as a pity harvesting opportunity for themselves - wonder when FOD will join in?
 
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So basically 'be kind' translates to arse licking, agreeing with everything 'hun' says or does. Free trip to another country, piles of clothes, toys, gadgets, 'experiences'. Unless your comment is praising, don't bother, you're a troll or jealous. Wouldn't most people like to be gifted piles of crap they can flog off at markets or eBay for lots of $$$$'s.? Then to see someone bragging about how they've managed to save thousands of $ in six months is galling. If you follow my tips and financial advice this can be you!! No it can't, most people have to work hard for everything they have. I don't rate Instagram influencer as 'work'. Rant over. Not even talking about the OD's here specifically .👽
 
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So basically 'be kind' translates to arse licking, agreeing with everything 'hun' says or does. Free trip to another country, piles of clothes, toys, gadgets, 'experiences'. Unless your comment is praising, don't bother, you're a troll or jealous. Wouldn't most people like to be gifted piles of crap they can flog off at markets or eBay for lots of $$$$'s.? Then to see someone bragging about how they've managed to save thousands of $ in six months is galling. If you follow my tips and financial advice this can be you!! No it can't, most people have to work hard for everything they have. I don't rate Instagram influencer as 'work'. Rant over. Not even talking about the OD's here specifically .👽
Yes that’s exactly what they want...no scrutiny, no accountability, no rules, no criticism...just let them do what they do and be nice! Twats
 
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Then you have the just unfollow if you don't like it. I don't follow any of these wankers, I just look at them to keep my blood pressure sky high.;)

 
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Then you have the just unfollow if you don't like it. I don't follow any of these wankers, I just look at them to keep my blood pressure sky high.;)
Same same
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** BREAKING NEWS **
A controversial and untested passenger rocket launch to the moon took place earlier today when the unexpected plummet of Virgin Galactica shares reached a record all time low. Sir Richard Branson single handedly fired Slymon Snooper, the ex-Instagram tartist formerly known as FOD, into outerspace following public thread comment actions between Sly and Holly who is Bransons daughter. Snooper, who once stupidly boasted a 1M+ army of Instahun followers, recently suffered losses of Huns by the thousand at an almost hourly rate. His increasingly desperate and cringeworthy attempts to gain followers finally spiralled out of control when he posted a manic story of himself pouting and caressing his Dadbod whilst girating and lip syncing to the 80s hit 'Like a Virgin' in which he tagged Miss Branson in both mentions and hashtags. Snooper failed to #ad 'Virgin' throughout these lame offerings. This was immediately brought to Sir B's attention by members of an 'Instawanker-Hunter Group' which specialises in FOD related issues and is found on the 'Tattle.life' forum. The dedicated flock of geniuses give their time voluntarily in a continuing and selfless mission to hunt this Salad and stop him before he covers the gaff in his Salad Dressing. Sir Dicky was distraught when Tattlers revealed that, in a rap style fashion, Snoop Bogey-Fod (Slymon, obvs) suggests that Holly swipe up (slowly) and across the moving image of his torso whilst suggestively guffawing mad claims that he has "a bigger dick than your Father's name."

Following Snoopers disappearance into space his employees, aka the children, provided statements via gridposts detailing their typical working week and false promises of payment in #gifted products. Their most recent disappointed was not receiving the crates of sandwich pickle promised by their now estranged father. Tattlers research concluded that during that final haze of greed, he assumed Holly to be daughter of the well known pickle tycoon 'Branson- but with a T'
Sir Branson, without the T, was awarded honourary Tattle status 'Ultimate Member' and started a thread about how he has bought out M&S (in liquidation after thousands of Clammie in knitwear hits lost sales). 'Virgin Garms n Trainer' require a fresh faced model to flog their clobber in return for a £5k prize. Auditions to be held in a competitive type reality TV show. A passion for social media & commitment to being a winner essential.

AlisonInDeckingDust (new member) posts: Sign me quick, dress me slow, Virgin garms on me will show, Each fleck of nylon, snug on hips, Stays soft as silk, dya like my lips?Don't pick her, just pick me, I'll wear a trainer or 2 or 3, A hshtag here, swipe ups too, There's no limit to what I'll do, Soon your sales will be a surgin', Did I mention I'm a virgin?
 
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