MOD & FOD #16 Slymon is being penetrated in the ears, whilst Gimmie is hiding from her peers

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I had to nominate MOD for "Biggest F**k Up on Social Media"

 

[AliceInWanderLost]

slightly gutted to keep missing out on having my thread title suggestions used, despite my suggestions having more likes and reactions. petty i know, but it does sting.

 

[non binary coat]

how will we know which small businesses run by mumpreneurs to buy really expensive shit from

I need some inspirational artisan motivational cards (doesn't matter if they're printed in china as long as they look cute) from an instamum for around £30 (happy to pay a tenner for postage too) but I'm at my wits ends trying to find some. Plz mod help!!1!

 

[GreyWolf]

ITS OK! He’s posted guys!!

We can all rest easy, it’s a motherfucking ad. You beauty.

 

[Pommes]

What about “best husband to my daughter”?

 

[Zerofour16]

Silly twit. He must’ve meant to say ‘stop staring at me, I’m trying to wank.’

MOD & FOD #17 Stop staring at me, I’m trying to wank

 

[Mustard]

Surprised he's not wearing a Tshirt saying Because I'm Worth It.

 

[Emmadale]

So F-AD is back! So annoyed he’s going there for free, fucker! I wanted to take my OH there for his 40th but couldn’t afford it...I work hard and don’t sell my kids whereas this class A twat pisses around putting his in danger and gets this when he could afford to pay for it!

rant over!

ps. Wonder if he had a deadline from Ethiad to put the ad out, all of this must have been killing his freebie schedule!

 

[Pocahontas]

Smug, entitled douche! I really wish the culture of freebies being dished out to privileged, wealthy people - especially ones that enable them to fly somewhere for three days to see a lot of other privileged, wealthy people hoon it about ... would end! bleuuurrrgggghhhhhhh

 

[somemightsay]

Maybe I’m just a worrier but I’ve never left my 3 Kids without at least Mama or Papa in the Country.
It’s fine to go individually but why both go separate Trips leaving your Kids (ok they’re probably left with Granny) with no Parent incase of any emergencies!!!
Totally irresponsible from Slymon & Gimmie

Choosing to leave your children at home while you holiday is totally a personal choice. Those who choose to howver should not be made to feel bad. My two are 17 and 14 now and since they were babies my husband and I have always had at least a few weekends or a week away where they have gone to grandparents. For separate girls/lads trips we've tried to make sure they dont clash but that hasnt always been possible and sometimes the dates have clashed.
As long as you have a trustworthy support system around you it really isnt a problem

 

[GreyWolf]

Yep, you’re right. She’s finally unfollowed CT after CT unfollowed her a week or two ago. Maybe no move to Ramsgate for CT after all now. MOD may well be relieved.

MOD will not be relieved. I imagine people following her made her feel moving to Kent was right. I can’t believe such a narcissist is happy in Thanet and it’s why she’s always away and not there. She’s lost all the group she used to self promote herself and whilst they are all in and around London where all the events are, she’s out in Kent with a class A twat and no real friends.

 

[GreyWolf]

Mod is back, but no post. What's the point?

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Curiouser and curiouser, said Alice.

 

[Justmeagain]

Woah, I was being sarky. I have real issues with her in terms of the way she did the MOD thing alongside the midwifery thing and I think that was very wrong. It was also terrible to slag off people who trusted her. It's extremely upsetting that so many POC feel so betrayed and vulnerable. I also think it's ridiculous to talk yourself up by pretending to be someone else. That's childish too.

But I do not have a problem with her being in Paris or Scunthorpe or on the Isle of Man and having photos taken with friends. Most of all I have absolutely no objections whatsoever to her having a fringe, wearing a hat, coat and single (if you insist) boot. Do I need to hand myself into the local police station for having this view, because I'm sorry but I genuinely don't understand the big issue with wearing a coat in winter. I have bigger problems to worry about.

 

[Libertine]

Clemmie and Simon certainly don’t have their life sorted!

Moves out of London are rarely straightforward and blissful, not that they’d ever tell you that. Leaving behind familiar faces and streets, routines and friends. It’s hard on families and the eldest daughter probably found it particularly difficult.

For all the #gifted paint, sofas and kitchens they don’t seem settled in the house, either. They all seem to rattle around and you can see no one is taking care of the garden so that it is a nice place to spend time. It looks like the house is on the corner of two busy streets, where their previous home looked like it was on a leafy residential street.

Plus, a former doctor’s surgery - all the sickness and misery that house must have seen.

This move has been more stressful and less successful than they are letting on, I think.

 

[Ohflogoff]

Is mod’s profile back?

soz kids, couldn’t resist

 

[lhs]

Eat, Sleep, Deactivate, Repeat.

That one was my fave for the new title.

 

[rainbowlemon]

Because I generally like looking at kitchen porn. I went back to the Herringbone instagram page. I recognized the wanky "be kind" print and I STILL can't believe FOD lied to me about where the biscuits are kept.

 

[SaladDressing]

The picture of the girls reaching for the hob nobs is so so staged, also instead of taking a pic so perfectly you would think he would rather help the little one down, safety first dick head.

Dick head
Yup totally staged....
Twins_of_dickhead: "Daddy can we have a biscuit?"
Dickhead: "Yes, but you will have to bloody well work for it now that your mother has lost us all the freebs""

Several takes to get the perfect shot later the twins finally get a hobnob whilst FOD dreams of a McVities sponsor deal.

He'll be lucky to get a Spar or Happy Shopper sponsorship tbh........

 

[Tattlingpineapple]

It will be discreetly removed at some point when she thinks no one will notice

I'm already waiting for the 10 comments spread over one week and 8 pages "guys did you see that MOD deleted grace o'leary from her profile???"

 

[Yel]

So many blue tickers feel the same way about FOD, but the sun calls tattle a hotbed of hate and everything that's wrong with the internet Because we don't sell our childen for taps and holidays