What I meant by normal- i should have clarified- is calmer and easier to communicate with than his manic video petsonality. He keeps his tone and facial expressions normal. He can carry on a normal, casual conversation. Today's video proves again he's just grasping for views! Also, using drama to click views. The title says NEVER. He actually says 'not right now'.
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Yes! What struck me about his (as usual) uninformed word spew is he's implying that people who cruise Carnival are being what? Pushed or thrown overboard? That the crew on Carnival ships are less attentive than on other lines? We all know what really puts him off is all the adulting, drinking and gathering to do non-kiddy stuff. Oh how I'd love to see Carnival slap him with a slander suit.
Michael’s smug face talking about how Disney “prioritizes safety” and that’s why fewer people go overboard was too much. Hey Michael, did you consider that Carnival is a line that’s been in operation longer, has lots more ships in the fleet, AND has a much higher percentage of its guests who are heavily intoxicated? OBVIOUSLY their numbers are higher. Also it’s not like the crew is just chucking people over the rails, but you’d never know it to listen to him. Not going on Carnival because he’s afraid of falling overboard is asinine. And of course, no mention of the Disney crew member who disappeared.
Also, he says he’s “been enjoying Royal Caribbean lately” — idiot, you’ve been on ONE Royal cruise (was there a secret second one? I forget). Either way, not exactly expert status.
Also, he says he’s “been enjoying Royal Caribbean lately” — idiot, you’ve been on ONE Royal cruise (was there a secret second one? I forget). Either way, not exactly expert status.
And it was just for 3 or 4 days!
He just has such hubris that he thinks he’s an expert on something and he doesn’t even have the highest tier status with Disney and has spent a total of 72 hours on one non-Disney cruise.
This exactly. I’m not a vaccine nazi but I did my part by getting the jab. I really don’t care what others do but when they pretend and lie the gloves come off. I can’t stand this fat bastard. There I said it and I feel better. (Been day drinking at Epcot So I’m a little salty).
I was there too today. Rode GOTG for the first time. Thank god I didn’t see Michael, it would’ve ruined a nice day
Michael's guardians video: first 10 minutes he paws merch, I FF'd thru that lunacy. Michael, who has already ridden the ride 4 times, essentially admits that he's taking a visitor's spot. "I love it." Michael riding Living with the Land: Here's some lavender, it doesn't look like lavender. My daughter's response: It looks exactly like the lavender I'm growing you stupid duck. She's salty at michael without drinking at Epcot @ claude 
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This is what rock bottom looks like ladies and gentlemen! Opening day for one of the most anticipated attractions in years and our boy Michael has a whopping 2k views and 14 comments (including 2 replies from Michael) in a little over 5 hours! 2k views may not sound that bad but when you consider that he has almost 62k subscribers, it's bad. The comments seem odd to. Every single one started with "love the vlog Michael" or some variation of that. Using a Dave phrase, definitely didn't have a random feel, vibe, about them.
Im just glad his poor body is finally getting a large shirt. It has been squished into a medium for way too long!
Dear lord! Just returned from work (bar/restaurant) and saw your post.
Thank you for reminding me to vacuum my carpeting tomorrow.
You are correct. Socially awkward, really into himself, thinks he knows everything, and pretends to think of others.
Michael, if you’re reading and you’ve grown out of your old ones, they have these at Target!
"If you sail on Carnival, you will die." - Michael Kay, probably
Michael's Guardian up for almost 24 hours= 4.6K views. PMM 5hrs ago 10K. Nate actually offered some helpful information since he's previewed the ride and is now at a point to help general guests. What will it take for Michael to give up? At some point, it has to be more trouble that its worth. I guess as long as there are 80 Dreamfinder Patreons who give $20 or more, he's basically doing it for them. Im glad I'm no longer a 'them'.
plus don't forget the little peons who only spend the minimum $5 per month (which I was one of but then saw the
I had to make sure Dave Kay here today was having a fantastic day today. Positive vibes!
Throw In The Towel
Congrats on your international adventure. Sorry you didn’t get the views you were hoping for.
Throw In The Towel
Congrats on your international adventure. Sorry you didn’t get the views you were hoping for.
Getting back to the Dave Kay misery in Ireland tour vlogs. I got busy with life then got hit hard by Covid, but I wanted to continue the fun. It seems I have a lot of ground to cover. Also a big FU to the Kays if they are still unvaccinated. I am vaxxed and boosted and covid has still been a witch. I assume they have to be in order to be going here there and everywhere, but if not ...
Hate-watching Dave in Ireland, #5 so you don't have to. Lowlights below.
When we last left our intrepid explorer he was rushing to get the most out of his Dublin citypass in a single day, every day. Already having taken a rainy bus tour, rushed through a viking museum, and mentioned some creepy things about feeling at home in a cathedral crypt, we were given a mid-day cliffhanger as he headed to 'get drunk' at the Teeling Whiskey Distillery, and makes sure to emphasize Dave DRUNK in the title, and also use the
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Hate-watching Dave in Ireland, #5 so you don't have to. Lowlights below.
When we last left our intrepid explorer he was rushing to get the most out of his Dublin citypass in a single day, every day. Already having taken a rainy bus tour, rushed through a viking museum, and mentioned some creepy things about feeling at home in a cathedral crypt, we were given a mid-day cliffhanger as he headed to 'get drunk' at the Teeling Whiskey Distillery, and makes sure to emphasize Dave DRUNK in the title, and also use the
emoji.- Teeling Whiskey Distillery:
- Claims he was told it is '10 times better' than the Jameson tour...multiple times
- Doesn't upgrade to the 'more alcohol' version of the tour, because 'I am a lightweight'
- Once again amazed that the icon for 'english' language for the distillery's app uses the Irish flag and not the typical US or UK flag, so he worries it might be in 'Irish english'
- More random 'dick-cam' shots looking up at his awkward facial reactions to the tour guide.
- Heads off to watch a movie, says he probably can't film that, cuts directly to showing parts of the movie
- Does the tour...drinks some straight, and something 'spiced' mixed that he can't remember the name of. Says he's not a connoseuir or expert, but you can definitely taste 'some nice notes' (of what?)
- Has to drop that the gift shop has 'merch'
- Doesn't linger long, have to head to the next thing, but notes that it was a lot of drinks 'for Mr. Lightweight over here...Mr. Doesn't drink'...as he announces the next stop is the Guinness Storehouse
- Guinness Storehouse
- Notorious Mr. Fail-to-Plan unsurprisingly botched whatever reservation system is required and may not get in
- Also Mr. Fail-to-Plan unsurprisingly finds out his 'unlimited' city pass experience also has a 200 total euro value cap, so he's been rushing though everything to try and get more value, but, as a typical tourist trap he has been foiled and maybe should have picked things he actually likes rather than just trying to do everything.
- Eventually gains entry, bumbles around with the self-guided tour app
- Makes a 'backside of water' joke when he sees a waterfall
- Does the 'spooky' voice that Michael always does when he says 'Darth Vader', when saying 'in the daaaaaaaark'
- Shows off all sorts of 'fun facts' about Guinness
- Once again refers to a piece of artwork/sculpture as 'architecture'
- Actually spends $ to eat (a smoked salmon sandwich), which, going back to the previous video where he got a cwoisson for breakfast, means he's actually done that twice in one day!
- He nods in approval twice as he eats it, and gives a thumbs up, but then he says it's only 'not bad'. Mixed signals there, bud.
- Mentions he almost got another cwoisson but since he already had one he had to change it up
- Once again gets lost inside the building he's walking around, which has happened in every single one so far on this trip, has to ask for directions.
- Does the free tasting (a baby size glass worth)
- Gives this horrendously awkward laugh when he ends up in a room with one other person for the tasting and says 'I guess it's just us'
- After this tiny glass and the previous samples at the distillery, mentions he's now 'had a good chunk to drink' (Liquid chunks?)
- Finds the best part of the tour: a free water bottle refilling machine. Makes sure to mention it a few more times later on.
- Later shows its just a regular tiny water bottle, not the giant 2 liter of soda he previous bought with the intention of lugging around as a water bottle
- In fact it's a Kirkland brand one, which means its one he's been carrying around from Costco back at home from who knows how long ago...think of the backwash bacteria over time
- Says he 'could' get a reusable bottle, but he 'might' lose it. Theoretically you could and might have anything happen at any time Dave. Live dangerously.
- In fact it's a Kirkland brand one, which means its one he's been carrying around from Costco back at home from who knows how long ago...think of the backwash bacteria over time
- Later shows its just a regular tiny water bottle, not the giant 2 liter of soda he previous bought with the intention of lugging around as a water bottle
- Contemplates if he should spend extra $ for the 'stoutie' experience, which apparently is just a way to milk $ off tourists by putting a selfie of them into the foam on the top of a normal pint, i.e. latte art
- Ultimately passes on that.
- Points out a menu for an in-house cafe with items as 'something to think about in the future'. What future Dave? You're never coming back there again, and you just ate so you're not eating in that building again today, that's guaranteed.
- Points out the 1837 Bar & Brasserie, but obviously can't pronounce Brasserie, or doesn't want to (is that what mommy's boobs go into? I don't want mommy to hear me say a dirty word), so he calls it '1837 bar & whatever else'.
- Reaches the gravity bar on the top floor. Has a voucher for a free drink. Bartender asks what he wants. 'I've got to do Guinness, right?' he asks, unsure if he should order something else. 'Is that the right choice?' Wow I wish he would have gone all the way to Dublin to the Guinness storehouse and when he gets there orders a Michelob Ultra or something. Also, I wonder if that bar even has anything else, (maybe Harp lager) and the bartender was trolling him, but Dave is just too dense? That would be some high level trolling by him if he did.
- View of the city from the rooftop includes, of course, a part that is 'ancient'.
- Dave gets a bit slurry with his words, and giggly, from his 1 Guinness
- On to another bus tour and off to the next stop for Mr. Doesn't Drink: Jameson Distillery
- Notorious Mr. Fail-to-Plan unsurprisingly botched whatever reservation system is required and may not get in
- The Jameson Distillery
- Gets off the bus and has to walk the rest of the way. Gets lost yet again. No surprise
- Walks down a literal alley with a dumpster etc, says it 'feels like walking down some back alleys'. It has a little bit of graffiti, but doesn't look all that bad, but Dave is obviously freaking out, calls it 'one of the less comfortable' roads he's been on. Checks behind him.
- Greets the employee with a 'hey' for the nth time since saying he won't do that
- Gets to skip the wait to enter as a 'party of 1'
- Does a tasting with 3 different types of Jameson. Then heads to the bar to use what I assume is a voucher for a free additional drink, he orders Jameson Ginger & Lime
- Has a Eureka! moment when he realizes its like a Moscow mule, except Jameson instead of vodka
- Liquor before beer, you're in the clear. Beer before liquor, never been sicker. Dave today has gone liquor-liquor-beer-beer-liquor-liquor-liquor-liquor, with a salmon sandwich and some bacteria water in-between.
- The Jameson experience does seem very limited compared to Teeling, or Dave was getting too tired/shitfaced to show more, but seems like the guidance about Teeling being better was accurate.
- More 'merch'
- Have to race out of there to catch the bus again, but one more stop:
- Ending the day at Burger King!
- Flash back to day #1 when he saw a BK ad, and was intrigued. This was inevitable. I'm sure Mike was jealous of this part.
- Points out the menu is different. They have 'Chicken Royale' Say What again!
- Blown away that it has a second floor. 'burger king got fancy overseas' he giggles.
- Gets a bbq bacon burger. No fries. Has to mention the price was 'expensive' But hey that's 3 meals-ish in 1 day!
- Food review Dave notes it was lacking in 'flavor' but was a good 'quantity' of food.
- 'Cool' counter: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
- 'Beautiful' counter: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
- 'Guinness' counter: too damn many
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