I’m assuming he has religious parents or something and he’s afraid to come out.
I'm not aware his parents are super religious. But they're both medical professionals (or were). The dad got in trouble for doing unethical things and got his license pulled or suspended (something like that).
Michael had a falling out w/ his dad and tried to get a restraining order on him (Dad is relative immobile, mind you, using an ECV / walker). This was back in Oct / Nov 2019 - before the pandemic. We all thought it was because Michael told him that he wanted to quit the good-paying government job (that he had for years - likely due to his grandma's connections) and start vlogging FT and he ended up buying a $400,000+ house in Windermere with very little down. We think (per the old Guru thread) that the dad flipped out on him (wouldn't you? LOL) and they got into it. The judge didn't approve the RO, by the way.
Someone popped up on Guru several months ago - named DC Darling - who claimed to have been in a several years' relationship with Michael. She had a lot of tea that checked out (we ended up being able to find her pic, cross-reference info, etc.) but a lot of info she dropped seemed nonsensical when pertaining to Michael or just plain over the top. Plus, if he treated her as bad as she claimed (enough where she said she had to seek therapy), she had to have been enamored with
him just as much to have taken the ill treatment for so long. (She also was retroactively identified in one of the MNSSHP vlogs he put up around the time she said they were dating)
I don't get gay vibes from either. They're two backwards, socially awkward man-children who were pampered their entire lives, never told "no" by their mom, and constantly told that whatever they did was awesome and the best ever. Hence why David thinks he can actually sing.
Michael's dream girl (he's referenced having past relationships in long-ago vlogs which may or may not check out w/ DC Darling's story) is probably friggin Cinderella. And so no one will live up to those standards. Dave WAS normal when he was going to USC (I saw the pics, saw a video where he was an RA, etc.) and then something happened when he moved here with Michael. As if he felt he needed to outdo his brother and / or develop some sort of odd schtick to succeed with YT. Dave also thinks he's "cool" based on stupid one-liners he uses. Oddly enough, given how he acts and looks, he listens to rap and hip hop and stuff - have you seen his TikTok? OMG. Yeah. You need to go there and watch some of that older material.
In all, they're just two morons.
One of which (Michael) is a fraud and a con-artist - specifically to get gift cards and patreons from innocent people who apparently like throwing their money at hairy beasts of man-children. (He still referred to living in the apartment shortly after moving to his new $400,000+ home in Windermere...can't let people know where you moved or that you bought a house lest those Starbucks gift cards dry up!)
. I cringed at the first few minutes though. Also Michael should keep his shirt on please. 
I can't remember the name at the moment TBH though. I know he was looking for a girl with no tattoos though. I remember that.
