Melanie Murphy #5 - 1.1 Diploma in Google search, distinction in dangerous medical advice

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Dearreader

Dearreader

I am breaking down,

Laughter,

Liquid gold tears fill my organs of sight,

Don't discourage her ladies,

Mel's dreamtime poetry,

For our amusement,

It's too good, much to good,

Desperately wishing for,

That clean prose,

Once more.
 

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Elle

Elle

The 'poem'!!! I'm so embarrassed for her!!! I would feel sorry for her but she lowkey thinks she's tit hot at poetry???? MORTIFYING.

Mel: I want to keep my son off the Internet
Mel's son's friends aged 10: So I heard when you were a baby you were desperately guzzling your mam's liquid gold? Gross.
 
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lunanina

I can’t with that poem 🤣 She honestly believes she’s some enlightened goddess of breastfeeding
 
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Dearreader

Dearreader

Elle said:
The 'poem'!!! I'm so embarrassed for her!!! I would feel sorry for her but she lowkey thinks she's tit hot at poetry???? MORTIFYING.

Mel: I want to keep my son off the Internet
Mel's son's friends aged 10: So I heard when you were a baby you were desperately guzzling your mam's liquid gold? Gross.
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GET THIS.... She has put off sharing her poetry as she thinks it's too "artsy" for IG

The EGO 😂
 

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Chinese_whispers

Chinese_whispers

This witch had the BALLS to say she didn’t like Tolkien’s writing style. You’re not even in the same GAME let alone league.
Jesus wept.
 
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RafaelaGoltsman

Dearreader said:
I am breaking down,

Laughter,

Liquid gold tears fill my organs of sight,

Don't discourage her ladies,

Mel's dreamtime poetry,

For our amusement,

It's too good, much to good,

Desperately wishing for,

That clean prose,

Once more.
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'Liquid Gold'.....
Homer and Hippocrates left the building.
 
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firecracker

firecracker

One thing that’s so funny to me is you can SEE her ego in her own poem, her poem is all about how she provides “liquid gold” for her “helpless” son, it’s like... most mothers see motherhood with stars in their eyes towards their child, but she’s still managing to idolize herself 😂
 
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justwannaseethepictures

Who the duck is she trying to be with that poem, Sylvia Plath?🤣🤣 Honestly her behaviour and immaturity embarrasses me at this point, imagine her parents and parents in law reading that like omg I'd say her MiL is like what the duck is my son after marrying and bringing into my house 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣
 
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monga

monga

Sister’s just posted this 🤷🏼‍♀️Still no likes from either of them
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kalechips

I can't tell if I cringed harder at the poem or at her singing/crying to the Star is Born song
 
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monga

monga

firecracker said:
One thing that’s so funny to me is you can SEE her ego in her own poem, her poem is all about how she provides “liquid gold” for her “helpless” son, it’s like... most mothers see motherhood with stars in their eyes towards their child, but she’s still managing to idolize herself 😂
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I think that's why she doesn't let Thomas feed him in public she won't be the focus of attention then.
 
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artemist

artemist

Dying at the fact shes written a poem about breastfeeding, she’s that obsessed with her own boobs. 😂
 
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