HAH! Fair point.listen if I was to start showing off my tits breastfeeding to the nation, my family + friends would have words with meNothing wrong with breastfeeding chat or even doing a story while youโre at it, but itโs nothing on the topic, itโs always about other things so making the tits in shot redundant. (Bit like Thomas soon
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Did you not know milo is a week ahead of his time according to all dem appz!!Currently feeding my son (yes, the bottle is balanced on my tit
(this is a new thing I havenโt thought him this heโs just dramatic)View attachment 287936
Next week he will be talking... of course he'd be more advanced...just like mommy.
We are all in Tenerife, us mere mortals.
Melanie's in Elevenerife.
I still donโt get what ahead of his time at that age is supposed to be?Did you not know milo is a week ahead of his time according to all dem appz!!
Next week he will be talking... of course he'd be more advanced...just like mommy.
We are all in Tenerife, us mere mortals.
Melanie's in Elevenerife.
I donโt really watch her spout shite anymore. Did she elaborate on it?
I think he lifted his headI still donโt get what ahead of his time at that age is supposed to be?
That's what i thought why not ask her MIL if something was troubling her it's a natural thing to do ,especially with living in the same house .
I find it soooo bizarre as well... Like wouldn't your first point of call/source/knowledge be family? I'd assume you'd ask your mother in law, your mother, aunties, cousins, mom friend. But just remember, I don't think Melanie has a good rapport with the in laws. I think Melanie is socially inept. I only think she emerges from the attic to talk to them is when Thomas is around.
Yeah she said Thomas does everything even handwashes the clothes and makes dinner ,surely if the MIL was making dinner she'd offer those two some aswell .That's what makes me think she's no time for Mel .
I don't even think So? I was Nikki Graham level of rolling my eyes so hard, that I stopped listening.I still donโt get what ahead of his time at that age is supposed to be?
Yeah in bleeping fairness he's a newborn what's he's supposed to be doing? Learning the periodic table? C'mon
hes about a month-ish old now isnโt he? Unless he was a premie, babies can usually hold their head for a few seconds by nowI think he lifted his head
@Dearreader i donโt blame you switching off
Yeah he's nearly a month old but according to the app he was a week ahead of time.I think he's getting fussy so she thinks he's having a growth spurt or something.hes about a month-ish old now isnโt he? Unless he was a premie, babies can usually hold their head for a few seconds by now
@Dearreader i donโt blame you switching off
Melanie is going to be a helicopter parent. She's going to portion control with Milo.....Fun fact, many disordered eating practices/habits/illnesses are genetic from the mother and are also learn and enforced by the mother's eating habits. Melanie will be a psycho, she will not Milo be a normal kid and eat the occasional lolly or chips. He will be going to the gym as soon as he can walk.
hand washes the clothes?! duck off
Are they handwashing so they don't have to leave the attic?
Loved her story on Instagram earlier "Here I am again with a biodegradable bamboo nappy"
Just realised that means that Thomas has the pleasure of washing the cloth nappies as well!
Maybe she doesn't know you can wash baby clothes in the washing machine ...it wouldn't surprise meJesus. Just buy baby clothes washing powder and put all your clothes on together on a delicate wash. Who has time to hand wash everything? Between her always on stories and him hand washing Milos clothes, they defo have more time in the day than I do
wouldnโt his ma tell them?Maybe she doesn't know you can wash baby clothes in the washing machine ...it wouldn't surprise me
unless sheโs downstairs rolling her eyes at them.She's probably told them and Melanie just doesn't want to listen.wouldnโt his ma tell them?
I don't think she'd venture up into the attic and they don't seem to come downstairs unless his parents are out ..so god knows ,she must just let them get on with it .
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