Melanie Murphy #11 me neck, me back, I'm a hypochondriac

[Oohthedrama]

She's the kind of person to say "I didn't like 1984 because it made me feel uncomfortable" as if that's not the point of the book. Critical thinking = 0

I don’t even mind that to be honest, better than btec author Mel criticising Tolkien because his language is too flowery.

it’s like that god awful Dodie one who sounds like she’s strangling cats saying Whitney Houston couldn’t carry a tune.

I'm happy for hazel that she found a way to branch out of YouTube to do something more substantial. Ngl though I've always resented her for saying that "being a youtuber is like the hardest job ever" in a video once

I have no love for any influencers I don’t care how nice they are they’re scammers the lot of them

 

[Sazb64]

That. bleeping. Bra.

 

[Dearreader]

Her style is so offensive.

Stopbleepingwearinguglybraswithstatementnecklines

50's style is iconic, the silhouettes are fab but that dress looks like something rented from a costume shop.

Non alcoholic wine with friends she says..... those friends would be Thomas's, not Mel's.

 

[oicheliath]

That. bleeping. Bra.

I CAME HERE TO SAY

The bra belongs to the bin.

As @Dearreader says, the neckline is that way for a reason, is she blind?

She needs to get onto Peaches & Cream for a spon. If I see those salmony straps again..

 

[puddingnotgood]

What is this outfit?!
She clearly wasn’t lying when she said she is wearing the same dirty bra over and over again.

 

[Dearreader]

Melanie to Mother in Law - should I wear this dress?

MIL

Sabotaged.

 

[Catdog091]

She looks a bloody mess

 

[electricmallows]

She looks like a roses tin

 

[Nicki19]

Melanie's problem is that she dresses how she thinks people with money and style would dress, for 3 different occasions, throws it all together and looks absolutely ridiculous instead of finding what works for her. She needs to burn that bra she looks like she broke into her grandma's dressing up box or something and threw it on for a joke

 

[Chinese_whispers]

TBH all my ‘going out’ dresses have flowers on them and I ADORE the 1950’s style of dress so I can’t say anything but what is that bra?! She’s in her 30’s she should know better.

 

[Kitt]

You can imagine how annoying she is from just that photo and caption. Constantly bringing up her alcohol free wine and the fact she has to keep an eye on her son with the monitor. Being her ‘friend’ would be painful.

 

[Oohthedrama]

So we’re still banging on about sex & the city like a sixteen year old with her latest obsession.

grown ass mother

Being her ‘friend’ would be painful.

luckily nobody has been hurt in years then she has none

 

[Catdog091]

So we’re still banging on about sex & the city like a sixteen year old with her latest obsession

Sex in the City
Harry potter
Game of thrones
And attempting sing 'chop suey' whenever she's around Thomas's mates to fit in (just wait for it)

 

[Oohthedrama]

Game of thrones

you know what used to drive me to insanity
*****both of their voices*****
throne.....seeeeeeees

 

[Catdog091]

you know what used to drive me to insanity
*****both of their voices*****
throne.....seeeeeeees

I see your throne.....seeeees and raise you with their bleeping annoying 'no0o0oooo0oooo' *Melanie pouts*


Lol that really annoys me

 

[RafaelaGoltsman]

What is this outfit?!
She clearly wasn’t lying when she said she is wearing the same dirty bra over and over again.

Yuck that bra!

She has time to draw her eyebrows but to wear a clean, decent bra?

She looks like a roses tin

Oooohhhh, her green Manolo?

 

[artemist]

What is this outfit?!
She clearly wasn’t lying when she said she is wearing the same dirty bra over and over again.

She spent half the video eye bleeping her own nails. Could tell she was going to bring them up at some point she was staring at them that much.

she also majorly exposed herself re: the filters. When you film an insta story it tells you the name of the filter at the top of the screen that’s being used *unless* the person downloads the video they recorded before posting it and then re-uploads it to insta, then it won’t show you that the person is using a filter at the top, which hers didn’t when she used that filter on that one story segment. so clearly she makes a habit of recording, downloading then re-uploading her stories and in doing that none of her followers would be able to see if/when she’s using a filter on her face

edit: added screenshots to demonstrate my point
first is mel’s video using an insta filter - no filter info added under her name
second is random tiktokkers insta story using a filter - filter info available under their name

 

[RafaelaGoltsman]

She spent half the video eye bleeping her own nails. Could tell she was going to bring them up at some point she was staring at them that much.

she also majorly exposed herself re: the filters. When you film an insta story it tells you the name of the filter at the top of the screen that’s being used *unless* the person downloads the video they recorded before posting it and then re-uploads it to insta, then it won’t show you that the person is using a filter at the top, which hers didn’t when she used that filter on that one story segment. so clearly she makes a habit of recording, downloading then re-uploading her stories and in doing that none of her followers would be able to see if/when she’s using a filter on her face

edit: added screenshots to demonstrate my point
first is mel’s video using an insta filter - no filter info added under her name
second is random tiktokkers insta story using a filter - filter info available under their name

This!!!
Only her 10-year old followers will buy her bullshit that she's not using filter.

 

[oicheliath]

Where is she? Did they travel down to Roscommon?

 

[mama.llama.drama]

She looks like a roses tin

She looks so underwhelmed in that photo. She's spent lockdown complaining about how hard it all is and in the process built up a fantasy of how *incredible* being able to socialise again would be. bleeping wanker sitting there in her granny bra and ridiculous heels. I bet her pals showed up in jeans and thought the whole thing was bizarre.

She was talking about how excited she is that her mother will be able to meet the baby now too and it also sounded less than genuine. Again something she's built up in her head and used as ammunition to whinge about lockdown.

Melanie isn't happy with real life, she expects a fantasy and any less isn't good enough. She needs to grow up.