so now, I have an excuse for watching games....we are "bonding" 
. I'll just have to keep the moans to a minimum and pretend like I don't know who any of them are 
If he likes
I bloody love the mini Scuffed’s. Each of them sound brilliantI just said to my son if he wants to go through his essay with me he needs to do it before KO - his response was I only want to watch it to see Walker’s fat backside running around. He can now proof read his own bleeping essay. And he’s NOT FAT
I'd prefer cash as payment tbhI was bad. So bad. From about 21-25 and then last year I had a couple of bad months again but I blame that on going through a rough time so
Friday & Saturday nights most weekends at one point.
I’ve double dipped in one night.
Gone through whole groups of friends.
I’ve met parents the next day.
Grandparents the next day.
Kids walking in on us.
The toe / foot situation.
Belts around the neck with a stranger in a hotel (probably not very wise but thankfully he wasn’t Ted Bundy)
Sex in the sea in Ibiza.
Fumbles on a hotel balcony that got filmed so if I ever become an instahoe that would surface.
Used to meet a guy that wanted lifts home from City and he used to eat me out on the backseat a payment
Thankfully I have sorted my life out
I'd prefer cash as payment tbh
I'd prefer cash as payment tbh
We need a ‘belt around the neck guy’ smut! Which footballer do we think is into that kind of thingThe belt around the neck guy, to this day is still one of the best I’ve had.
My northern girls will probably know of Bredbury Hall, I know Geraldine does.
So I was actually interested in his friend and he was trying to tell me he was going to ruin me and my mate went, you’ve got no chance pal she’ll eat you alive.
Then his friend ‘Brian’ who was only a couple years older than me. Unfortunate name for a guy in his 20s but he looked the spitting image of Aitch, decides he’s having me instead.
It was like 50 shades of grey on steroids. I woke up bruised, I felt like I’d been battered (in a good way) it was fantastic!
& he had the most perfect penis.
Whoever he marrys is a very lucky lady.
I just said to my son if he wants to go through his essay with me he needs to do it before KO - his response was I only want to watch it to see Walker’s fat backside running around. He can now proof read his own bleeping essay. And he’s NOT FAT
My moneys on Big HandsWe need a ‘belt around the neck guy’ smut! Which footballer do we think is into that kind of thing
Who do we THINK is into it or who do we HOPE is into it??We need a ‘belt around the neck guy’ smut! Which footballer do we think is into that kind of thing
If by brilliant you mean obnoxious, then yes, they’re brilliant.I bloody love the mini Scuffed’s. Each of them sound brilliant
This one with any luckWe need a ‘belt around the neck guy’ smut! Which footballer do we think is into that kind of thing
I'd prefer cash as payment tbh
Just to expand on this as I’ve given it a lot of thought (as I do with everything FBC related, and rarely with anything work related)
is probably a contender. But like in a murdery way, rather than a sex way.
