Bet he queued for hours at the post office tooHope Little nath gets a Christmas bonus, he been busy with the sellotape dispenser all day.
Mason Mount #50 The Flap Fairy is on her way, Mase is rated 19th in the world - hooray!
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Raiding the Celebration tub of all the malteasers
ETA I meant Malteasers!!! Wtf is anal teasers
I feel like I’ve been missing out, my celebrations never have anal teasers in them!
I bet Deb's puts his decorations up for him too
Note to self, say no when @keylimepie passes you the celebrations
You must type anal teasers a lot for it to autocorrect Maltesers to that I’m sat in the bath crying with laughter
I’m sat in the bath crying with laughter 
Where exactly does someone buy these celebrations? #AskingforafriendI feel like I’ve been missing out, my celebrations never have anal teasers in them!
I love autocorrect sometimes 
anal teasers! How often do you use those words for it to be changed to that @keylimepie ?
anal teasers! How often do you use those words for it to be changed to that @keylimepie ?Night two I’ve had to run out of the room with tears rolling down my face to avoid looking like I’m insane. Thanks @keylimepie
You must type anal teasers a lot for it to autocorrect Maltesers to that
Big T ‘Oh ffs! Mase has had all the anal teasers again! He knows they’re my favourite!’
She definitely unpacks it for them and tells them off for eating it before she’s finished
“Nathan get your mitts off those yoghurts I haven’t even put them in the fridge yet!”
“Boys I got those crisps you both like, don’t eat them all at once”
Loves a mooch in the middle aisle. Maybe that’s where his canisters came from
tit!!!!! I'm Debs!She’s deffo that mam who says your not allowed to eat the food in the fridge from the Xmas shop until Xmas day
I'm literally crying from laughing so hard and my boyfriend is really confused
Next time someone offers me Maltesers...
Next time someone offers me Maltesers...
I literally spat my dinner out.... @keylimepie i love you, never change 
Petition to get anal teasers in the next thread title
I’ve just sat down to eat my dinner after being some house wife yet I’m single, wtf is this I thought living at home was a breeze?
I’m also no longer in the mood for it and just want to get in bed.
Anyway, I too have random thoughts as today I was thinking I wonder if Mase had ever made a roast dinner or does Debs just do them? What vegetables does he like? Does he like yorkshire puddings.. I hope so theyre my fave part I save it for last!
I’m also no longer in the mood for it and just want to get in bed.
Anyway, I too have random thoughts as today I was thinking I wonder if Mase had ever made a roast dinner or does Debs just do them? What vegetables does he like? Does he like yorkshire puddings.. I hope so theyre my fave part I save it for last!
When the celebrations come out in work, and someone takes a malteasers. I’m am gonna be done 
See I wonder what his morning routine is, does he like a cup of tea when he wakes up or a strong coffee honestly my list of questions for him is endless
I can’t believe it came up with that! Second night running I’ve made a tit of myself
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