Mason Mount #50 The Flap Fairy is on her way, Mase is rated 19th in the world - hooray!
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@keylimepie I’ve been crying laughing so much my kids have asked me what’s so funny - malteasers are forever more to be known as anal teasers in the Scuffed household! We love you! 
I can’t believe it came up with that! Second night running I’ve made a tit of myself
I can’t believe it came up with that! Second night running I’ve made a tit of myself
I’m fuming with the match already. Willock has gone shite and I’m blaming Voldemort. Already had a player sent off in first 10 mins 🥲🥲 if we don’t stay up how the hell am I supposed to see daddy play?!
Well, they say that laughing makes you live longer. We're going to be immortal after this 
If it’s an consolation I’ve had a rough couple of hours (Christmas and co parenting tit) and you made me laugh to point of tears. Love youI can’t believe it came up with that! Second night running I’ve made a tit of myself
Lmfaooooo I wouldn’t want you for secret SantaRaiding the Celebration tub of all the malteasers
ETA I meant Malteasers!!! Wtf is anal teasers
not when there’s anal teasers going round@keylimepie They’re quite a good shape for the anal too
Whoever sees Daddy next has to gift him anal teasers, not the peanut m&ms 
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Just pop straight up there@keylimepie They’re quite a good shape for the anal too
My OH brother just dropped this in for my little one. You couldn’t make it up
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I'm starting to think that maybe Mase would would benefit from US providing HIM content cos we're bleeping hilarious
Can’t wait for @StephenTJackson to read about the anal teasers
We’ve got one too! It’s Mr S’s- may have to surprise him with one
if anyone knows, it's definitely this group
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