My number 1 is Kai. My family would give me a standing ovationStood there on Christmas Day reading out your ‘Top 5 shaggable footballers’ list. ‘These five men gave us the summer of our lives, the temperature was hot but my days had never been wetter. Thankyou fuckable five for brightening up my year, I will be forever thankful for the memories and thirst you all gave me’ Think Mr E would probably shoot me