Do you want to see a silly "model" outfit or me thinking I'm the tit and kinda looking like an instabaddie in Mykonos, of all places? They’re not even old enough to buy razors let alone comment on someone’s shaving choices! Lego land driving license doesn’t class as ID kidsI’m just more pissed they come and vote on our poll and hag us off
Ok, I'm giving you two options again and don't say both because I rather embarrass myself only once per day
This haunts me every single day.No bleeping way are me and this guy the same age. What are they doing to these poor Chelsea players they're ageing like milk
I’m 3 months older than Lukaku, I nearly choked and I mean literally choked when I found out. Thought he was well in his 30sNo bleeping way are me and this guy the same age. What are they doing to these poor Chelsea players they're ageing like milk
BeanpoleHe still hasn’t put the weight back on has he…
If you don’t like tattle that’s whatever but you can’t hag tattle off then in the same breath read/write smut about the same people you say we can’t talk about :/ half the stuff they write on tumblr is wayyyy more graphic and sexual than what we say on her. Also I’m less than half a year older than mason so if I’m old then so is he
Get out of town he’s not in his twentiesI’m 3 months older than Lukaku, I nearly choked and I mean literally choked when I found out. Thought he was well in his 30s
googled it… 28 you could have told me he was 40 and I’d have believed youOMG LUKAKU IS YOUNGER THAN ME WTF SHUT UPI’m 3 months older than Lukaku, I nearly choked and I mean literally choked when I found out. Thought he was well in his 30s
I’m not kidding when they were like ‘oh yeah he’s returning to chelsea’ I thought it was some grand comeback to the club like Ronaldo for me to then google him and be like WHAT THE duck HOW IS THIS MAN IN HIS 20sGet out of town he’s not in his twenties
It’s like playing the sims!
Did you see that vid from when he was visiting Stamford Bridge in secondary school? He literally looked about 25 then
Diego Costa is another one. He looks like he’s in his 50’s!
JG is looking a bit ropey as well for a 26 year old but I think that's down to the all the sunbeds and cheating (must be stressful trying to hide those Raya notifications from poor Sasha when they're sat on the sofa together)
Me too. I’m sure she’s lovely but I don’t think she would happily give up her baby boy for anyone but perfect
I might have nearly fucked someone's 22 year old son at the weekend but this sums up me for anyone with mine...Hypocrite, moi?
I love itAwww @Chani10 it’s been two years since I went to Amsterdam and met the german lads!
This video has come up on my time hop, excuse the drunk laughing / snort but it made me laugh! We were wasted and thought being a in a tuk tuk was the most hilarious thing for some reason?
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