Ok which one of you is holding that sign?
I was wondering where you’d been!! Did you go to Sweden for some gravy time with Chilly??Morning everyone. Happy Wet Wednesday! I've missed loads
Never miss an opportunity to shove your tits in Mason’s faceNo I wasn’t in a puffer jacket but a low cut top and flashed my tits in his face. He didn’t seem to mind though but security frog marched me out. I was gutted but it was obviously a one in a lifetime opportunity
Someone ask Steak fake if he likes big or small titsNever miss an opportunity to shove your tits in Mason’s face
I’d rather not know because if he likes small ones I’m fuckedSomeone ask Steak fake if he likes big or small tits
Ive got some serious tittage so if he likes them small, there goes my chance.I’d rather not know because if he likes small ones I’m fucked
Who do we reckon does like big ones?
Lukey might.
OK, just a good shag then.@MrsGrealish please nothing romantic for me… I just need to get laid
I swear this talk about eggs is ringing a bell in my mind… I’m sure some celebrity is known for having done this! (I missed the original egg discussion as I did a ‘green bush’)
By the way has anyone read 70s smut lace by Shirley Conrad… there’s a scene with a fish and I just can’t…
well he could have me now with small ones or the new year with big onesIve got some serious tittage so if he likes them small, there goes my chance.
Jacky boy def likes him some big tits.
OK, just a good shag then.
Regarding the fish......I'm scared to ask.
I’d rather not know because if he likes small ones I’m fucked
Who do we reckon does like big ones?
Lukey might.
Thank you get some rest, hope you start to feel better soon.I'm spending the day in bed too. Caught a cold from my daughter which has now moved to my chest. I smell like Vicks and I probably look like I havent slept well in weeks, mainly because I havent.
I hope @Isanythingrealanymore is ok.
What the actual...... Fish in the fairy?well he could have me now with small ones or the new year with big ones
I think it was a goldfish… but I still don’t understand how you could get one in there
Not just how, but why?!!!well he could have me now with small ones or the new year with big ones
I think it was a goldfish… but I still don’t understand how you could get one in there
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Oh god don’t look up the rumours regarding Richard gere thenWhat the actual...... Fish in the fairy?
Well now we’re obviously going to…Oh god don’t look up the rumours regarding Richard gere then
Ive heard about those rumours, I just like pretend I dont.Oh god don’t look up the rumours regarding Richard gere then
well he could have me now with small ones or the new year with big ones
I think it was a goldfish… but I still don’t understand how you could get one in there
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And now he’ll be doing that everyday…Just said to a male work colleague that he smelt nice. This is the reply I got
“Oh thanks. I febreezed my clothes this morning as I ran out of deodorant”
Wow. Just wow