This is why I laid claim to him early on
! he should have been back last week but his quad injury flared back up again- hoping before the end of the month, Merseyside derby is start of dec so they want him back by then!
Mason Mount #35 Apparently Mason has a sore tooth but only NPB knows the truth….
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! he should have been back last week but his quad injury flared back up again- hoping before the end of the month, Merseyside derby is start of dec so they want him back by then!
He needs to stop tying his hair back so much though. I need to see those gorgeous curls.This is why I laid claim to him early on
He is so humble. This is why I’m so pleased he’s my son’s role model. He’s aware of where he came from and not let it get to his head like some of his contemporaries.Love this
Tony & Debs would never let him forget he’s a Pompey Prick
Actually, speaking of. My dad came in drunk from the pub when I had Chelsea on and he went… ‘oh has it hit him on the nose that’s why they’re winning?’
To which I practically hissed ‘HES NOT EVEN PLAYING HES POORLY’
The nose slander stops here Tony!
I'll send around the hit squad.Tony & Debs would never let him forget he’s a Pompey Prick
Actually, speaking of. My dad came in drunk from the pub when I had Chelsea on and he went… ‘oh has it hit him on the nose that’s why they’re winning?’
To which I practically hissed ‘HES NOT EVEN PLAYING HES POORLY’
The nose slander stops here Tony!
He can only push it so far.
That's one of the reasons he will go far in his career.
So many people can do with a bit of learning from young Mason...
Humble brag is not cute.
Daily complaints about how crap your life is while doing nothing to change the situation is tiresome.
Adult life is not easy but the decisions you make today affect your future, simple as that. The world owes you nothing.
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How can anyone not love him?Love this
Tony & Debs would never let him forget he’s a Pompey Prick
Actually, speaking of. My dad came in drunk from the pub when I had Chelsea on and he went… ‘oh has it hit him on the nose that’s why they’re winning?’
To which I practically hissed ‘HES NOT EVEN PLAYING HES POORLY’
The nose slander stops here Tony!
I’ll make sure the doors unlocked.
He’s retired now so he’s home most of the time, apart from tuesdays between 3–7 as he goes to the pub quiz so don’t send the squad then.
I'll pass on the info.
Agree with every word of this. I know that we all participate in sexualising him one way or another but I am so proud he’s a Chels boy and I can’t wait to see what he achieves in his career. Once Messi and Ronaldo retire, I think Mason will take his place in the world elite. He’s not even in his prime yet and already a Ballon D’or nominee. I’m excited for himThat's one of the reasons he will go far in his career.
So many people can do with a bit of learning from young Mason...
Humble brag is not cute.
Daily complaints about how crap your life is while doing nothing to change the situation is tiresome.
Adult life is not easy but the decisions you make today affect your future, simple as that. The world owes you nothing.
He’s up there with Frank on the stats already in his first 100 games
This is from an article in May 2021!
This is from an article in May 2021!
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I’ve been too soppy now over Mason so here’s some of the England team. You may have guessed work has gone in the bleeping bin today
It’s such a shame he’s going to ruin his career shagging instahoes… what a waste 
Don’t! You will get a name for yourself with this!It’s such a shame he’s going to ruin his career shagging instahoes… what a waste
I promise I’m only joking… Mase would never!
I’m hoovering but I’m so tired I’ve sat on the sofa and I’m just shoving the hoover around in front of me…
Mase come and rescue me - or at least pay for me to have a cleaner so I can just sit and perv at you on tiktok… 
Works gone in the bin up here too. I even went home on my break because I thought I was going to have a toilet accident and there’s no chance I can do anything like that in the officeI’ve been too soppy now over Mason so here’s some of the England team. You may have guessed work has gone in the bleeping bin today
You’ve got sympathy tooth pains for mason and i’ve nearly had sympathy something else!
TMI sorry guysI had the ‘sympathy something else’ this morning too… it must be catchingWorks gone in the bin up here too. I even went home on my break because I thought I was going to have a toilet accident and there’s no chance I can do anything like that in the office
You’ve got sympathy tooth pains for mason and i’ve nearly had sympathy something else!
Didn’t need to know about your runny bum thereWorks gone in the bin up here too. I even went home on my break because I thought I was going to have a toilet accident and there’s no chance I can do anything like that in the office
You’ve got sympathy tooth pains for mason and i’ve nearly had sympathy something else!
Last TikTok post I promise. This had me
I had the ‘sympathy something else’ this morning too… it must be catching
NEARLY… it was a false alarmDidn’t need to know about your runny bum there
Last TikTok post I promise. This had me
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