Or we could ditch the fire bus for a plane and kidnap him to a warmer country?
For the good of our health, of course
Mason Mount #35 Apparently Mason has a sore tooth but only NPB knows the truth….
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Or we could ditch the fire bus for a plane and kidnap him to a warmer country?
For the good of our health, of course
One of you hoes had to be a screamer and I nominated you. Dont worry, you get a round of applause for that performance.@MrsGrealish is it screechy tent sex because Reece ‘shoots like a horse’
I've set a 500 word limit for each smut scene.Scores me like he scored in the Euros final
Apart from that the list looked good, can’t wait for it! Don’t envy you having to write it all though!! xx
Reminds me of the Ricky Gervais joke about his doctor friend who treated a man in A&E who had a ketchup bottle stuck up his arse - with a condom on it!
@Tabbytiger Did you want in on the camping smut. If so, all the good hotties are take.
Why a condom? Does ketchup contain STIs?
I have so many questions.Reminds me of the Ricky Gervais joke about his doctor friend who treated a man in A&E who had a ketchup bottle stuck up his arse - with a condom on it!
Why a condom? Does ketchup contain STIs?
When watching spider-man last night, his friend asked him if he could lay eggs. My first thoughts were no but @PunkRocker can
Can’t believe I had an early night and woke up to a new thread.
MASON VISITED MY DREAMS
Not exactly the dream I would like but it’s better than nothing.
Was at the City game but he got subbed off at half time and I was fuming. Then after the game he screenshotted and posted a message he’d got like wtf? (a bit like the old guy one off tumblr I had) and hardly anyone had commented on it so I thought this is my time to shine as he will see my comment so I wrote ‘reading this gave me a headache’
THEN he popped up in my DM’s joking about the message, then he sent me a video of him swearing and drunk but then apologising for sending it??? Then he asked to facetime me and told me I had the most beautiful eyes.
Then I woke up. Hoping for more tonight
@MrsGrealish an awkward fumble for me and Luke???
Good morning everybody 
I'm traumatised after my Chelsea dream this morning.
I'll take a break today to clear my mind.
I'm traumatised after my Chelsea dream this morning.
I'll take a break today to clear my mind.
I've tried to find the clip but no luck
But it's from the Politics stand-up show and it's a bit about bad excuses. And he suggests that he put a condom on it because he was going to use it on his chips afterwards - one for chips, one for arses! ETA - I think I had that on my MSN for a long time, trying to impress a lad from college
Also it's popped up on FB that it's that lad's birthday today! Coincidence!
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Absolutely sign me up!!!
Who have we got left?
I’m sure I can dig and find SOMEONE (I pray)
Goooood morning! @MrsGrealish cant wait for this smut. Shagging Deccers in the spare room 
Spending another day in bed as I have been completely written off by whatever bug I’ve caught. I’ll blame a child bringing it home from school! Mason keeping up with wet Wednesday traditions would definitely make me feel better 
Spending another day in bed as I have been completely written off by whatever bug I’ve caught. I’ll blame a child bringing it home from school! Mason keeping up with wet Wednesday traditions would definitely make me feel better I'm spending the day in bed too. Caught a cold from my daughter which has now moved to my chest. I smell like Vicks and I probably look like I havent slept well in weeks, mainly because I havent.Goooood morning! @MrsGrealish cant wait for this smut. Shagging Deccers in the spare room
I hope @Isanythingrealanymore is ok.
Does if Chilly has used it…
Thats why you'd need a hazmat suit and 16 condoms to have sex with Chilly. He can get ya just by looking at ya.Does if Chilly has used it…
Ooooooh is this the trip where I was taking the delicious Sancho??? He will absolutely do
Ok, he's yours.
Morning all. Had a dream last night about winning a competition to meet Mason and Reece James. I completely ignored Reece and I flashed Mason so I was escorted off the premises 
I’ve woke up today with toothache which must be sympathy pains for our Mase.
Ive managed not to maim a work colleague yet because they used my mug for their coffee.
Wet Wednesday had better be a good one
I’ve woke up today with toothache which must be sympathy pains for our Mase.
Ive managed not to maim a work colleague yet because they used my mug for their coffee.
Wet Wednesday had better be a good one
Morning everyone. Happy Wet Wednesday! I've missed loads 
Morning all. Had a dream last night about winning a competition to meet Mason and Reece James. I completely ignored Reece and I flashed Mason so I was escorted off the premises
I’ve woke up today with toothache which must be sympathy pains for our Mase.
Ive managed not to maim a work colleague yet because they used my mug for their coffee.
Wet Wednesday had better be a good one
Escorted for flashing, was you in a big long puffer like his flasher one? I hope wet weds is good to us too… I’m going to be sat in the hairdressers all afternoon so I need something to get me through it
No I wasn’t in a puffer jacket but a low cut top and flashed my tits in his face. He didn’t seem to mind though but security frog marched me out. I was gutted but it was obviously a one in a lifetime opportunity
I hope wet weds is good to us too… I’m going to be sat in the hairdressers all afternoon so I need something to get me through it
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