Looks like I’m an influencer now just @ me Mase
Mason Mount #33 Mason we know you know about us, isn’t it about time you joined us on the drag bus
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Is Mase one of the other amazing benefits?
One step closer to that blue tick Wyld life
You guys! Not only do you share my footballer love but I am the worst worst person for talking on the phone! I’d rather order from the tit one with the app than the good one without 
Can someone please explain the shwank and egg stuff to me as I was somewhat ‘incapacitated’ at the time…
Can someone please explain the shwank and egg stuff to me as I was somewhat ‘incapacitated’ at the time…
Still got all this to go. Mine hasn’t even started primary yet.I love you
What a joyous day it was when mine could begin to take themselves to and from school!!
If I was someone else I’d say something wise and inspiring, but I’ll just say good luck!Still got all this to go. Mine hasn’t even started primary yet.
Shwank - shitting and wanking at the same timeYou guys! Not only do you share my footballer love but I am the worst worst person for talking on the phone! I’d rather order from the tit one with the app than the good one without
Can someone please explain the shwank and egg stuff to me as I was somewhat ‘incapacitated’ at the time…
The egg - @PunkRocker told us about someone being able to put eggs up their vag, squat and lay them for their partner
I wish
despite some of my antics I’ve obviously lived a sheltered life!
I wish I’d never askedShwank - shitting and wanking at the same time
The egg - @PunkRocker told us about someone being able to put eggs up their vag, squat and lay them for their partner
despite some of my antics I’ve obviously lived a sheltered life!
‘someone’Shwank - shitting and wanking at the same time
The egg - @PunkRocker told us about someone being able to put eggs up their vag, squat and lay them for their partner
We went though a full thread in a day trying to figure out the logistics of poo wanks and eggs up Fanny's. Good timesI wish
I wish I’d never asked
Well it's not @PunkRocker. Mr P doesn't like eggs or fanny
For those chilly hoes.
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Or as our dear Punkie put it, “up your fairy”Shwank - shitting and wanking at the same time
The egg - @PunkRocker told us about someone being able to put eggs up their vag, squat and lay them for their partner
Ignored me again. That’s Instagram and tik tok. He’s playing hard to get.For those chilly hoes.
I love you Mason MountFor those chilly hoes.
Think of the content! 
My tiktok screen time was already embarrassing, seems it’s about to get much worseOr as our dear Punkie put it, “up your fairy”
All the eggs would be broken with mase and chilly aroundOr as our dear Punkie put it, “up your fairy”
Gilmore girls is amazing, it’s one of my all time favourite series! Currently watching it whilst I was catching up on the threadYou're the only person I know who watches it!
I never watched Gilmore Girls!
I wonder if £165 a go is Chilly’s going rate for eggs up the fairy too?
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