Married At First Sight UK #13 "This is my local park.... where I live."

[pommobear]

Why is Whitney acting posh? She wouldn't look out of place at Dagenham Market.

 

[ScarlettOHaha]

Adrian and Katie look related, don’t you think?

 

[tilly27]

The group consensus wasn't even taken into account, the majority were a firm no when it came to Whitney & Matt staying.
I think Shitney & SPH getting to stay is a total joke! Only done for pulling in viewers. I think Shitney & SPH knew before they filmed with the so called "experts" that they were being allowed to stay - but they had to film a "scene" of them being told off by said "experts" over the way they had gone about it - otherwise I'm sure Shitney/SPH would have kicked off being told what they were told. I don't think Paul was overly happy at them being allowed to stay, possibly all 3 experts - but let's face it, it is glaringly obvious they have little control over MAFS anymore. Shitney&SPH both have Fuckin awful attitudes, especially when in the company of people they have nothing to gain from, they seem to think they are better than a lot of people. I know SPH has concentrated most of his tattoos in visible areas (eugh that vest, minging), I wonder if all his face tattoos are to take attention away from his wizened wee shepherds pie hole OR for people to try & figure out what each one is meant to be! In order to make up for being in the company of a right fuckin repulsive pleb.

George has some really evil eyes, especially when April says anything that I know he even (wrongly) slightly takes offence with. I've had those eyes looking at me in a controlling (and abusive) relationship. Not with George himself but a similar other.

Adrian is absolutely lovely. I feel for him with a partner & best friend who are so strongly against each other & both very vocal to him about it. Though I do find Thomas entertaining.

Kwame I think is a total player, he's at it. I reckon a complete con man. Definitely got a partner imo, thinks he can talk his way out of anything. That shit with the home stay, should (again) never have been allowed. Everyone knows what going on MAFS entails. The ? contestants have been allowed to run the experts a right merry dance.

 

[NoTeaHere]

I suppose, begrudgingly, we can't blame him for that . He's a character and his relationship with his mum was also interesting. I got the impression she doesn't really understand how she created someone who holds the opinions he does, let alone someone who voices them willy nilly.

Thanks for using one of my favourite phrases. I think his Mhum might be a bit ‘willy nilly’ with her ‘H’s.

When Kwame was keep repeating that he is a secretive person.
Yeah that’s a negative quality, you dope.
It’s like saying ‘I’m a liar, I’m just a liar that’s all’

Me: Kwame….…. did you eat all my Calippos?
Kwame: I’m a secretive person.
Me: F@@ks sake Kwame!

 

[Dogtanian]

Looks like Gemma booked a hotel room just to shoot OF content

She’ll be paying triple the amount to the person who edits the pictures with photoshop.

 

[Facehugger]

If a guy doesn't want you at his place, it's usually because there's another woman.

Or he's a dirty dog with floordrobes and a brown toilet

 

[noseybirdxo]

I love angry Zoe

 

[whisperchat]

Matt is just a walking ick isn’t he

 

[Diagnosis123]

On the run from the law, a flustered George checks his rear view mirror

 

[ElektraWintour]

Oh no Jordan don’t take advice from George!

 

[happylife32]

Real couple?! Please. Shut up SPH.

 

[whisperchat]

@k88tyj

yes mid to late forties I’d say

There’s not much of Adrian on her Instagram at all. Seeing how much she adores and protects him theres no sign of him

 

[Dogtanian]

Johnathan has his mums haircut

 

[instashun]

Just had a quick look on Instagram and Gemma is STILL going on. How many q&a’s can you do for fuck sake. She’s an over sharer that is looking desperate and trying to show us how unbothered she is whilst clearly deeply bothered.

All this hinting at being with Bob too. Go and get therapy or something. She’s such a drain

 

[Dancing_in_the_dark]

Kasia really does think she’s a boss bitch doesn’t she?

She’s like a bad old episode of sex and the city where they had ‘sex like a man’ and is just a bad caricature of what she thinks is supposed to be strong powerful and sexy

 

[J2607]

He looks like such a ‘Craig’ in the first pic

The lip ring is very Faliraki '05 isn't it

 

[Rainbowchampagne]

Why did the experts tell Adrian off the other night?

Yes this!! He was mid speaking when it was cut so either he said something or someone else did that was cut. Why would have the experts started shutting it down when Adrian was just calmly speaking??

 

[sh1tsandgiggles]

Chanita brings it with the eyeshadow every week. 🤌

hello lads! Missed you all! Don’t let me get lost again please 🫣

 

[Sheila Bloom]

Thread titled picked from @Ray_of_Sunshine and @firegirl18 posts about Kwame living on a park bench in Leyton as they had a lot of likes

Previous thread here:

Married At First Sight UK #12 Whatt happened Mr Blunt, Mr Grunt and Mr unt?

NO SPOILERS PLEASE If you’re responding to a spoiler, please also put your response as a spoiler. There’s no point having posts as spoilers if the responses then make it obvious what the spoiler was. Thread title thanks to @docmum and @CrackingOwlSanctuary Can someone do a recap please

tattle.life

NO SPOILERS PLEASE

If you’re responding to a spoiler, please also put your response as a spoiler. There’s no point having posts as spoilers if the responses then make it obvious what the spoiler was.

Recap:

SPH and Shitney allowed back into the experiment because science
Kwame won't let Kasia into his house - what kind of foolishness is this Kwame?!
Jordan wrapped chewing gum around his willy when he was a child
All queer couples getting on well
JoHnathan's local has a English flag outside it... run Sophie with those horse legs of yours /s

Would that be the same science that paired up SPH and Gemma? Or the Canadian and the 40 yr old virgin? Or Shitney & Dookz? Science

 

[aimzalicious]

The aussies who watch the UK version must think we're all right scruffy tramps

Mind you, some people on the Australian one still dress like it's 2014... also, remember Belinda's outfits?