Married At First Sight UK #13 "This is my local park.... where I live."

[unfinishedsentenc]

I just cannot take Matt seriously with that mess on his face and no formal white shirt can change that.

 

[bubbles?99]

“Actually the science showed we are a strong match”

 

[Annie6154]

@k88tyj

yes mid to late forties I’d say

Someone’s a bit generous on the filters Jesus Christ she looks 20 years younger on her insta compared to what we see

 

[Aussie]

Ooohhhh Zoe is raging, I love this side to her!

 

[Emmie5000]

Sorry if I’m being thick as shit here but what does SPH stand for?? I keep seeing it on here and I’m like

Shepherds pie head...because of his hairstyle x

 

[Passthecake]

April’s sister / pal / mum dishing dirt on her on FB…..

The mum's post got deleted but on another post found all these comments from April's sister and family friend

 

[NoTeaHere]

I don't think "I want to snog your head off" in a private moment between two people, compares to "I hope you like the taste of fish" and "I'll eat your knob off", especially seeing as the fish comment was in front of people at the wedding.

May I respectfully decline both approaches? We’re hardly in Mr Darcy territory here are we!?

 

[aimzalicious]

I think we should all apply.

Tbf I'd love to see who they'd put me with using their "science"

 

[Rainbowchampagne]

Also surely they could have just cut to an interior shot of his home and remove/cover any family photos?

 

[ScarlettOHaha]

Thomas is always trying to be the hero.

Is he defending her because he wants to, or because he wants camera time??? I can never tell.

I think Thomas has had body issues himself and empathises with Sophie.

 

[Emmie5000]

My thoughts tonight are that kasia's dress was ill fitting and would look much better in her actual size, Katie is definitely in love with captain curtains, and George's red flags just get bigger and redder, April should run and not look back. Oh, and kwame is dodgy as fuck.
Also i love this thread, you lot are hilarious

 

[maliceinwanderlust]

I know the borough Kwame lives in well and can I say the drone shots of the park were not actually of the park he went to. They're of the borough's flagship park (Lloyd Park) about 1.5 miles up the road. The one he took her to is a tiny, non-descript park, think a couple of benches and some bushes (and the pergola). Makes it an even weirder home stay.

 

[pommobear]

I like Haribo's mum.

 

[CrackingOwlSanctuary]

She is hoping Adrian does a reverse Appleton then.

 

[whisperchat]

Matt saying him and shitney are the only real couple in there. Excuse me while I die

 

[xcyber]

. Is it humour if no one finds it funny tho?

 

[CrackingOwlSanctuary]

SPH and Whitney can do what they want but it's bullshit that they are being allowed to stay in for the final week. If they have left their original couplings then they should leave the show.

 

[Candycrush]

Out of the whole of the UK and MAFS chooses two strippers who know each other already no wonder why the producers never made a thing of Duka's stripping as him and PJay were clearly told to pretend to be strangers.

 

[OnlyHereForTheLolz]

Honestly don't understand why they don't do subtitles for Rosie jones. It's pre-recorded so they should've been able to do it. She takes so long to tell the joke that it just falls flat. I hate a box ticking guest

 

[LivingMyVestLife]

Not sure if I am one behind or not, currently watching the first of the homestays. Dunno if this has been said but does anyone else feel like Adrian's friend actually brings out the negative in him? He is usually so lovely and understanding but I felt like she was so needy of him and self indulging that he also became a bit unlikeable.

P.S. Still love him though