Marcus Mitchell #7 A 30% chance of survival

[Ronniedazzler]

can you write your dissertation on Marcus maybe

I swear to god this is my final year and I've to propose my research question in 2 weeks and Marcus has seriously given me food (ahem) for thought.

 

[boojange]

@daddygoose999
What happened last week? Did he actually Stan himself?
were you friends when he impersonated a baby bell on the a30 a few months back?
why didn’t you let him stay at your house that night after spoons?

One from my Marcus archives...

 

[Cojoco]

Can someone bullet point what we've learnt please?

I was busy drinking me buds.

Thanks beauts

 

[poptart95]

You cannot move past the “envelope bouquets” can you?

Cryinggggg you lot are killing me tonight!

 

[Apple In My Pie]

Why’d he turn the comments off that pic

 

[Yesweknowyouhavekids]

can you write your dissertation on Marcus maybe

Kin ell there’s not enough terra bytes in the world to analyse amy jabbacus stabbacus marcunts beggy mitchell

 

[liltatling]

Are the messages he's been sending quotes from. A film or something?

Yea, god know which one though. Someone on here might know

The pictures are from a film called A Simple Wish (it's a children's film btw! Got the girl out of Matilda in) but I'm pretty sure the quotes are not from the film...think they're just from his warped mind

 

[dirty_on_the_A30]

Looks like Amy Jane has made an appearance!

Comments are turned off too!

 

[Cojoco]

Why’d he turn the comments off that pic

What Amy Jayne... he's here lurking. He knew. He knew.

 

[poptart95]

Can someone bullet point what we've learnt please?

I was busy drinking me buds.

Thanks beauts

bleeping bullet point! That’s it I can’t see through the tears now

 

[Lucyxxxx]

Can someone bullet point what we've learnt please?

I was busy drinking me buds.

Thanks beauts

Bare with us we are heading swiftly towards thread 8.

 

[byebiatch]

Got her In white too

Oh and black

 

[Sominxo]

Any thread suggestions get them in guys. I’ll post a new thread before Mr S throws my phone down the toilet. Xxx

 

[Cojoco]

Bare with us we are heading swiftly towards thread 8.

Insane in the membrane! Nah me names Amy Jayne?

 

[Sammy1966]

Ahhh, soooooo! On the Birmingham weekend he went on with Heidi, she brought a bloke back to the hotel. Marcus waited downstairs while she did what she needed to do, then apparently the bloke threw up on the hotel floor haha! The hotel was in Marcus name and so he fell out with her because of that

Is she selling her fishy flaps cause she does look the type to do anything for free shut

 

[Avggirl1621]

Sorry if there’s doubles I just screenshotted everything and scribbled out the guys face who he took the oictures off his profile. Guys I am shooketh

This literally gave me chills. The creepiest strangest interaction I've ever seen. The fact he got pics off the poor lads profile too. Eeeeeuugh

 

[mookie1863]

Ammmmy Jane, don’t leave me hanging on the bridge

Too far?

 

[elliebellieboo]

#Amy Jayne, what a pain, your bullshits been found out again!

 

[Gettingallfatandsassy]

Marcus Mitchell #8 I'm Amy Jayne, I will cause you pain, but it won't be malicous, it will be delicious and yes I'm completely insane

 

[mookie1863]

Bend me over and press my nose against the glass.

I mean bleeping c’mon. Did you ever think you’d hear such a sentence? I LOVE IT!